Natalie Portman a Terrorist?
Filed under: Celebrities and Controversy
Natalie Portman revealed in an interview with Newsweek how her shaved head
and expired registration lead police to believe she may be a terrorist:
"I got pulled over at the tunnel the other night... at the Midtown
Tunnel." She was returning from Israel and Berlin for a movie shoot, and hadn't been around to renew her registration. "They wouldn’t let me go in. But he said to take the bridge instead. And I didn’t understand that logic. If you’re a suspect, don’t take the tunnel take the bridge?" Now that sounds safe!
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7-12-2005 @ 11:43PM
Ash said...
First making out at the wailing wall in Israel and now driving around looking like a terrorist. Still a hot terrorist though.
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7-13-2005 @ 11:06AM
phantomprophet said...
How do you not know who she is?
star wars 1-3
closer
Garden state
Cold mountain
And those are just her well known main stream semi-recent movies.
How have you seen none of these?
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7-24-2005 @ 8:34PM
Angie said...
Take the bridge so a terrorist can blow up several hundred vehicles at a time, instead of a dozen or so in a tunnel... goofy cop.
Portman is well known, the guy should have known.
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