Johnny Depp vs. Chocolate
Filed under: Celebrities and Controversy
In the latest installment of their "Celebrity vs. Thing" feature, Fametracker tackles the eternal question: what's more desireable, Johnny Depp or chocolate? The querie is probably timed to coincide with the release of the film that offers both (although another recent column weighs pros and cons on Bad News Bears star Billy Bob Thornton, vs ... tealights?), but Depp has always seemed to be able to reduce even the most sensible of women into dribbling idiots straight out of YM Magazine. I don't know what the big deal about that guy is - I'd totally take the chocolate. Now, if it was a contest between chocolate and, say, Romain Duris, that would be difficult. If it was a contest between Romain Duris and, say, homemade macaroni and cheese? Impossible. 
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
7-28-2005 @ 11:21PM
Sylvia Lee Lawley said...
Chocolate is beyond wonderful, makes the heart warm, makes us happy, would be chosen over most things in the world....EXCEPT JOHNNY DEPP!!! Oh my goodness, I've never seen anyone as gorgeous and sexy (no matter how much he hates that), and I've never seen a better actor. I'm a 50 year-old grandmaw, and if my heart starts to fail, no need to call the medics, just hold a picture of Johnny in my face, and the ole heart will start beating like a 20 year-old's.
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7-29-2005 @ 2:09AM
JoAnn said...
Given the choice between chocolate and Johnny Depp, Johnny would win hands down. Actually, if given the choice between Johnny Depp and anything else, Johnny would win and this comment is from a 57 year old woman who thinks Johnny is the best person to come into my life in an awfully long time.
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7-29-2005 @ 1:42PM
Susan Gates said...
I am one of the world's original chocoholics. But I am also a Johnnyholic. As much as I love chocolate, if I had to choose one or the other, it would have to be Johnny. How about a chocolate-covered Johnny Depp? Just dreaming...
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7-31-2005 @ 2:25PM
Lisa Barker said...
Chocolate schmocklet....I most definately could live without Chocolate as long as I can see Johnny Depp. I have been following his career for a long time and the older he gets the more sexier he becomes to me. Not to mention what a wonderful actor he is. I just love his eyes, checkbones, jawline and that MOUTH!! He definately rates up there as one of the worlds sexiest men!! Vanessa Paradis is a very very lucky lady!! I can't imagine what it would feel like to wake up to that gorgeous face !!!
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7-29-2005 @ 5:29PM
Peggy Naughton said...
Hmm, Chocolate v. Johnny, let's see -
Johnny won't make me fat; I will melt in Johnny's hands; Johnny will bring me chocolates; Johnny and marshmallows - YUM - Johnny WINS!!
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7-31-2005 @ 6:34PM
nicole said...
i like what that one woman said. JOHNNY COVERED IN CHOCOLATE!!!
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8-15-2005 @ 11:53AM
jessie said...
i adore johnny depp and chocolate is one of my many favourite films he is in, it warms me up and makes me feel happy, johnny is my all time favourite actor, and i love him sooo much!!! lol he's a great actor
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8-22-2005 @ 8:12PM
Leslie Garringer said...
I think Johnny Depp is the hottest man to ever walk this earth. He is 42 and he smokes but still looks like he is in his late 20's. I think he is the best actor in the whole world. Also he could do any film and still look HOTTT.
Leslie,16
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