Jessica Simpson, Torture Device?

by Karina Longworth Aug 10th 2005 // 2:31PM

Filed under: Action, Comedy, New Releases, Politics

From The Borowitz Report: "At the Pentagon, Secretary Rumsfeld categorically defended the use of the Dukes film, telling reporters, “Don’t think for a moment that if the enemy had The Dukes of Hazzard they wouldn’t use it on us.”

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8-10-2005 @ 7:02PM

Finished.Law.School said...

Could be worse, they could be using the movie that her little sister is in, or a Lindsay Lohan movie.

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