Trailer Trash: Thumbsucker: An excellent cast and...Keanu Reeves?

Filed under: Trailer Trash, Scarlett Johansson

ThumbsuckerAt every indie flick I've gone to lately, I've seen the trailer for Thumbsucker, a film I'm really looking forward to seeing. The film stars Lou Taylor Pucci (who I really liked in The Chumscrubber) as the thumbsucking main character, alongside such stellar actors as Tilda Swinton (who was tragically underused in Broken Flowers - but she's playing the White Witch in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe!), and my two favorite Vince's - Vincent D'Onofrio, and Vince Vaughn (In the same film? Are  you kidding me? Someone has heard and answered this girl's prayers!).

The biggest potnetial glitch in this film, for me, is Keanu Reeves as the orthodontist. Now, don't get me wrong. I liked Reeves as the sexy Neo in the Matrix films as much as anyone - he's ever so much sexier when he's doing lots of cool martial arts moves and not opening his mouth much - but in this film, at least in the trailer, he seems to be trying to...well, to act. Given that my daughter's Barbie dolls generally emote better than Reeves on a good day, this doesn't bode well for me. This bit of dialogue from the trailer seems to sum it up pretty well:

REEVES: Justin, are you ready to let go of your thumb?

PUCCI: Why are you talking like that?

Exactly. As in, Keanu - why are you talking like you have no emotion whatsover? Why, when you have a bit of interesting dialouge in a film, do you sound as exciting as if you were reading your mom's grocery list? Maybe he'll prove me wrong; I fervently hope so, because I have been waiting patiently for years for Reeves' acting skills to catch up with his sexiness.

As for Thumbsucker itself, well, the critics over at Rotten Tomatoes have so far given it a resounding 100% (!), which is shocking, since of late I seem to disagree with them on everything. IMDB users have only given the film a 4.9% so far (with 176 folks voting), but I'm not too worried about that, since IMDB users gave Stealth at 4.5% and The Chumscrubber a sad little 5.4%, while The Island got a 6.8% (are you people kidding me? You rate The Island above The Chumscrubber?).

At any rate, this is one film I've been long waiting to see, and I have to wait another month before it opens here. When it does, though, I promise - I'll go into it hoping against hope that Reeves will actually be good in it. Trivia: Scarlett Johansson was originally cast as Rebecca Crane, but she dropped out before filming and was replaced by Kelli Garner. Wonder if Johannson dropped this film so she could do The Island?

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