Caption This: Snakes on a Plane
Filed under: New Releases
Here's a still from the new Samuel L. Jackson movie, titled – wait for it – Snakes on a Plane. I think this image is pretty hilarious in and of itself (Plane? Check. Snakes? Check), but I know you guys can come up with a caption that'll make it better. Funniest caption to land in the comments between now and tomorrow morning at 9 EST gets two contributor stars.
[Contest inspired by/image via tremble.com, which itself is via Alberto]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
8-24-2005 @ 6:41PM
Jason said...
I know Saturday Night Live paid squat, but next time I'm not riding with the cargo!
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8-24-2005 @ 7:07PM
Roger said...
"Damn, I've been waiting long enough for the in-flight meal"
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8-24-2005 @ 6:52PM
Phil said...
"What the Hell! Excuse me, I ordered the GARDEN snakes with a side of ranch!"
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8-24-2005 @ 7:18PM
armen said...
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
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8-24-2005 @ 7:18PM
armen said...
Asps. Very Dangerous. You fly first.
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8-24-2005 @ 7:14PM
Henry said...
"Fat Alberts day just got worse"
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8-24-2005 @ 7:19PM
Ronturon said...
"Today, we are having chicken or snakes. Oh, you want the snakes sir? Here you go. Enjoy!"
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8-24-2005 @ 7:21PM
Erik Davis said...
Don't count me as a contestant, I'm just in it for the comedy.
"Man, they said this flight would be packed with Hollywood agents, but this is just wrong."
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8-24-2005 @ 7:47PM
Peter Nellhaus said...
Ugh, this is the last time I fly on some cheap-ass no-name airline!
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8-24-2005 @ 7:49PM
misterblue said...
Excuse me, Miss? Where's my dipping sauce?
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8-24-2005 @ 8:04PM
Hassan said...
Paris, I don't think you look fat in that outfit.
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8-24-2005 @ 7:59PM
Peter Nellhaus said...
How da f*** did this get past Homeland Security?
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8-24-2005 @ 8:24PM
Film Cynic said...
Terry Castle continues the family business for a new in-flight presentation of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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8-24-2005 @ 8:25PM
Jason said...
"Samuel L. Jackson's really let himself go."
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8-24-2005 @ 9:02PM
Graham said...
I feel much better now I got those tape worms out.
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8-24-2005 @ 9:04PM
Graham said...
Damn cold. I ordered steaks.
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8-24-2005 @ 9:04PM
Graham said...
Damn cold. I ordered steaks.
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8-24-2005 @ 9:19PM
Sean said...
"Attention passengers, due to difficulties, cabin pressure has temporarily been lowered. Flight attendents will be coming around to make sure your oxygen device is properly secured to your face."
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8-25-2005 @ 2:06AM
Spytap said...
"Note to self: Worst. Bling. Ever."
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8-24-2005 @ 10:02PM
Dave said...
"I thought I ordered a Good Burger!"
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