Lindsay and Ashlee Patch Things Up
Filed under: RumorMonger, Celebrities and Controversy
Catty teen princesses Lindsay Lohan (Herbie: Fully Stacked) and Ashlee Simpson (if only she were Undiscovered), have ended their long-standing, deeply-rooted, so very important public feud. According to WENN, the two patched things up at a Coldplay concert on Sunday night. According to a Lohan mouthpiece, however, "They never really had such issues - it's all fodder." This all, of course, brings us to the essential question, "Who gives a shit?" Why do drugs have to claim the likes of River Phoenix, leaving soul-numbing pap-makers like these two to make mediocrity a goal for their fans (who don't know any better because their options are pre-determined by the corporate number-crunchers)?_thumbnail.jpg)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
8-26-2005 @ 9:46PM
Man said...
"soul-numbing pap-makers" I'm gonna have to steal that phrase for my everyday life. Thanks Rob.
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8-27-2005 @ 1:48AM
Tedd said...
Nice article.I visit you're WENN link.It's really good and i enjoyed visiting this.
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8-27-2005 @ 10:53AM
Finished.Law.School said...
Who cares, if the masses are lucky enough the world will open up and swallow these two wastes of space (Lindsay and Ashlee) very soon.
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