Jessica Alba, horny maid

by Martha Fischer Nov 6th 2005 // 8:09PM

Jessica Alba, in a rare display of frankness and a sense of humor about herself, recently revealed the truth about her glamorous life. Turns out it involves a whole lot of scripts in which she's slutty and scantily-clad. Hmm. Do men writes these things? Said Alba Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive, "I get all these screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.' Somehow, I don't think this is happening to Natalie Portman." Well, it might help, Jess, if you said no to things like Into the Blue.

While I know I should be very indignant about the typecasting of hot chicks, all I can think about is the fact that she must have spelled out "Tawnya" for the reporter. Which is so awesome.

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11-06-2005 @ 10:16PM

Shell said...

Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive (2005 version) is Jessica Biel, actually, not Ms. Alba (look for actress Dania Ramirez to be Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive in 2007).

11-07-2005 @ 1:36PM

Adnan Khan said...

Jessica Biel is mad hot.

Alba is flavour of the month.

11-08-2005 @ 4:45AM

amy stokoe said...

jessica you rock but i am hoping still for a third season of dark angel

11-08-2005 @ 4:00PM

Finished.Law.School said...

Portman doesn't get scripts like that because she is not attractive.

11-08-2005 @ 4:00PM

Finished.Law.School said...

Portman does not get scripts like that because she is not attractive.

11-12-2005 @ 5:36AM

Love said...

Alba is unbelivable. Unique beauty and hot body. But also a great personality. She should've been named by Esquire. Jessica is a marvel for sure...

11-09-2005 @ 3:33AM

Andrew said...

I'll rather agree with the writer of the story, I also believe that if Jessica didn't really put an effort into showing her sexy side, she wouldn't really get such scripts. With Natalie not being attractive, well I don't see anything that one can say is not attractive about her, it's just that she hasn't been paying attention to being sexy on the set (or maybe I'm such plainly missing some of her movies?!)

Otherwise, Jessica's a great actress, she's got a good personality and I think maybe these directors should just cut out the crap about Tawnya and the shower because according to my understanding, there's a clause in Jessica's contracts, that nudity is not something that she does.

Please note that I'm speaking under correction and I haven't paid much attention to Jessie's new movies (Into The Blue and Sin City).

Thanx

11-14-2005 @ 3:53AM

Angelyz said...

Personally i don't see how anyone can blame her for feeling the way she does. She wants more than anything to be known as a great actress rather than be known for her body. And she gets the cold shoulder for it... is that fair to her? I think not....