Angelina Jolie used Voodoo on Brad Pitt
Filed under: RumorMonger, Celebrities and Controversy, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
In what has to be my favorite unsubstantiated rumor in weeks, various outlets are "reporting" that Angelina Jolie used a Voodoo-cursed vial of bat ash to lure Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston. (I'll just give you a second to let that sink in.)
Apparently, one of Aniston's friends told a tabloid that Jolie had given Pitt the vial before he and Jen's very public divorce. It was ostensibly some kind of safety totem, but according to a voodoo expert named "Dr. Snake", "the powder may have instead been a charm to lure the actor away from his wife."
Just the other night, Ryan and I were having a conversation about broads, and crazy. "Angelina Jolie", he said. "That's good crazy." "Oh yeah?" I said. "You want a broad who'll take you on a dirty lost weekend to Ethopia to adopt babies? I would think that kind of thing would be intensely unattractive." Ryan virtually shook his head. "From a distance, it's great." So when this story popped into my inbox last night, I immediately popped it over to Ryan for his opinion. His two word response: "Good crazy."
I don't care if this story is true or not. I just think it's completely mind-blowing that the entire internet is re-reporting it as though it's totally plausible.
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11-15-2005 @ 10:42AM
Diane said...
Its not true. Its an old story. By the way. "Dirty lost weekend..." You guys are total creeps.
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11-15-2005 @ 2:33PM
Cindy Tisch said...
OH MY GOD!!!! DO THESE PEOPLE REALLY THINK THAT IT WOULD TAKE VOODOO TO LURE BRAD AWAY FROM JENNIFER AFTER JUST ONE LOOK AT ANGELINA?!! DOES ANGELINA'S SUPPOSED USE OF VOODOO SURPRISE ANYONE AFTER WEARING A VILE OF BILLY BOB'S BLOOD AROUND HER NECK?? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! ( I WILL CONSULT MY OWN VOODOO DOCTOR TO SEE IF BAT ASH WOULD HAVE THAT EFFECT.)
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11-15-2005 @ 4:17PM
Finished.Law.School said...
Is "voodoo" or "bat ash" the nickname for Jolie's crotch?
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11-15-2005 @ 5:45PM
Targ8ter said...
Sure, a little bit of voodoo might be attractive and all, but if she wants to really hang on to him, she'll need to go with the full-blown Scientological brainwashing.
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11-15-2005 @ 6:44PM
Pat said...
Does anyone really believe Angelina needs any kind of help, let alone Voodoo, to land a man like Brad? She's Gorgeous and every man's dream and no man can deny that!!
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11-15-2005 @ 6:46PM
Kasia Szalawiga said...
Get a LIFE!!!
Let them be!! Let Brad and Angelina have a life together. What business it is of ours?? None!!!
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11-15-2005 @ 7:15PM
Pat said...
Does anyone really believe Angelina needs any kind of help, let alone Voodoo, to land a man like Brad? She's Gorgeous and every man's dream and no man can deny that!!
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11-15-2005 @ 10:53PM
Tom T. said...
With wealth beyond smarts to knowing nothing of how to productively use it, and the "mind-blowing" leisure time, occult involves are not at all alien to celebrity living.
Wands from Tiffany's, witchboards sold by hexers that see a worth to making a price tag much higher than they're worth, that is not hyper-imagined fiction. Hyper-imagined is the flat-face glossy world placed where reality is not.
Angelina Jole beautiful? Made up and perpetually posturing as if she is everyone's sweetheart? Adored chart buster of sexual attraction? Beautiful has quite a lot of real, unpretending, no-posturing baitedness about it.
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11-16-2005 @ 10:55AM
nake said...
u people are just trying to make or let other people see angie as a bad person, one thing i can tell u for sure u can't not succed, so just live her alone. There is no way angie will used a voodoo on brad. I was once a big fan of jen, but seen she can't brief us about on what happen, then definatly she refused to give brad a child at his on time, she want everything to be on her way and that is selfish.
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11-16-2005 @ 5:39PM
Evelyn Garza said...
Well considering that I think Angelina Jolie is a homewrecker of Pitt and Aniston's marriage, yeah, I wouldn't put it past her to use voodoo, etc. to make sure she ended up getting what she wanted, and that was BRAD! If she does weird things like wear Billy Bob's blood in a vial on her neck, who's not to say she didn't resort to something like bat ashes,etc?....Oh well, it'll take a while, I'll forgive her and Brad, they just couldn't help themselves...once again...shame on them and everything they put Jen through...but life goes on and time DOES HEAL ALL WOUNDS...Jen WILL move on...and the fact that Brad and Angelina are doing good deeds for the world will help me to forgive them. AMEN!
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11-17-2005 @ 2:46PM
i am.. said...
and if it is true..... the ability to "work voodoo" is a very powerful art indeed, which makes Ms. Jolie a very powerful woman... take it from one who knows. it requires the ability to mentally project a perception on to another.... but here is the catcher.... it is totally ineffective, if the other wants no part of it... so there it is. Bard willingly, (probably joyously) became a participant in this "coming together". I therefore, would suggest that those who think she stole him from Aniston should grow up. We all, consciously or subconciously make our choices, so no one stole Brad... he went willingly. Bravo for the voodoo princess...
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11-17-2005 @ 3:22PM
Targ8ter said...
So... voodoo can make a person want to do something, but only if he already wanted to do it anyway. You know, I think I have that power as well. I can also make water run downhill, and cast shadows with my hands.
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11-17-2005 @ 3:48PM
phil said...
i DON'T BELIEVE IT.....
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11-17-2005 @ 4:53PM
siti said...
base of slutgelina track record, i believe that. she has mental problem as her dad said. look at her pose, like a slut. i hate that slut eyes
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11-17-2005 @ 8:49PM
Thoa Pham said...
Sorry siti, lot of attractive women wanted to have those eyes of Angelina, and can't.
Those eyes make Angelina more beautiful and sexy.
Without the eyes, the lips, and the great body she would not be Angelina.
Also, I do not believe in voodoo; for I was told if one practices witchcraft/voodoo fails to control the effect of the voodoo will be the first to suffer.
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11-17-2005 @ 8:49PM
ashley said...
i thik that people should leave those 2 alone they look very cute 2gether and are helping the world they
also seem very happy!!!!!!!!!!!
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11-18-2005 @ 12:37AM
Joe Doe said...
Some people are really shallow. People really believe that just because Angie's "beautiful" externally, then it excuses her bad behavior. We all know she wouldn't have wanted Brad if he weren't married. She just likes to conquer what she doesn't have. She did the same with Billy Bob when he was with Laura Dern. By the way, she checked herself into a mental institution because she "couldn't bear the thought of being without Billy Bob." Beauty should also be internal and covering up all her bad deeds(by stealing unavailable men) with charity work and then somehow paralleling herself with Audrey Hepburn is a bunch of CRAP. I don't want to associate a true good person like Hepburn with Miss Psycho Angie, who lacks a conscience.... wouldn't it be sweet if everyone did charity work in return for cheating on their spouses?
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11-18-2005 @ 6:45PM
Lindy said...
Voodoo? How silly is that? Mid-life crisis, more likely!
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11-21-2005 @ 1:58PM
C said...
I don't think that she used voodoo. And all you people talking bad about Angelina need to stop. She's not a slut, she's a caring person. look at all the things she's done as a Goodwill Ambassador. Stop being jealous or whatever you call it. She is an amazing person. Siti and Joe Doe need to keep their bad thoughts to themselves. I aggree with Ashley completetly. It is absolutely none of our business. Stop forming opinions on things that we all know so little about and it's probably completely wrong because of the media.
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11-21-2005 @ 4:09PM
Sweetie said...
They deserve each other, if you are not happy in your marriage, get divorced first, screw around later.
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