It's all Tom's baby, all the time for Katie Holmes

by Martha Fischer Nov 15th 2005 // 7:30AM

Filed under: RumorMonger, Newsstand, Tom Cruise

According to The Sun (get that grain of salt ready), a source close to Katie Holmes has revealed that the actress is going to quit acting forever once the whole wedding/baby thing happens. Katie has reportedly "been telling friends that she and Tom have decided it is best she stays at home and brings up their baby." Notice "she and Tom" have decided - no mention there of the role of L. Ron Hubbard, but his hand is probably just assumed to have guided the decision.

While on one hand this, if true, is just another sign of the weird evilness of this "relationship," on the other, I mean, how much damage will it really do if she retires? It's not as if Hollywood will be unable to function without her adorable head-tipping and lip-biting - they've got chicks who do that coming out of their ears.

(And yes, it's her man at whom she's gazing with such blazingly sincere devotion in the photo.)

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11-15-2005 @ 8:25AM

liz said...

creepy. they're just creepy.

11-15-2005 @ 10:11PM

helen said...

Idiot, you are just idiot Liz, to buy the Sun.

11-15-2005 @ 9:48AM

Pretty_Patches said...

Well good luck to her. In 5 years once the conract ends they will divorce. But that's okay she will be sitting on a pile o money by then.
Donna A.

11-15-2005 @ 9:50AM

Greg said...

Also according to the Sun:

"Elvis and Bigfoot plan concert together"

"Madonna to become a Catholic Nun"

"George W. Bush's secret gay affair with Saudi-Arabian Leader shakes the Nation"

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Question, kids:
What's worse than a tabloid:

- People that believe tabloids

- People that BUY tabloids

- People that !!QUOTE!! tabloids.

;-)
Greg

11-15-2005 @ 9:49AM

Mie said...

Why is so unbelievable that they can be in love. This is not the first actress in the history of hollywood that has quit for marriage. Grace Kelly is a prime example. There is nothing wrong with wanting to put your family first. Personally I think they glow when they are together.

11-15-2005 @ 10:45AM

Max said...

They do glow when they're together. But it might just be a result of that volcano that the intergalactic warlord Xenu blew up with an H-bomb 75 million years ago... : )

11-15-2005 @ 12:08PM

The Jeremy said...

Goodbye Rachel Dawes in *Batman Begins 2*! Bring on Talia as the love interest next! This is good news...

11-15-2005 @ 4:17PM

Finished.Law.School said...

Does this mean that Cruise wants his women to be housewives and nothing more? Not sure but I would guess yes.
Does this mean that Holmes has finally realized that she sucks at acting? I hope yes because she ruined Batman Beyond.
Does this provide more evidence as to how screwed in the head Holmes has become via exposure to Scientology? Yes.
Does another post on Cinematical about how much of a crazy person Cruise and Holmes are bring out the loonies posting on Cinematical? Yes (parties present in the current comment excluded).

11-15-2005 @ 10:21PM

helen said...

"Does this mean that Cruise wants his women to be housewives and nothing more? Not sure but I would guess yes."
Hello sweet baby!!!
actually, he was married before! yeees! To Mimi Rogers (your lovable scientologist) and Nicole Kidman, who happened to shoot MORE movies than him when they were together! yeees!
I know you are still trying to finish.law.school, and good luck, you will need some, loonie!
Get your own life too, maybe you'll succeed like Tom Cruise! but you will never be him (you still can live your daily life on Cinematical Cruise)

11-16-2005 @ 11:10AM

John said...

Why, exactly is a woman staying home to raise her baby "weird evilness"? Nice comment, way to think it through.

I hope you enjoy your tabloid reading, its infected your blogging.

11-17-2005 @ 3:48AM

Laney said...

I kind of feel bad for her. She is so young, and it seems as though things are moving so fast for her. Has she had a chance to even catch her breath? I hope that she doesn't regret giving up on acting later. I wish her luck and happiness...