Caption This: Harry Potter edition
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You lucky, lucky Cinematical readers. Slap a caption on this image, and if it's the funniest one in the lot, a copy of the soundtrack to Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire will be yours. As we've mentioned before, the soundtrack includes three new songs by the Brit-pop supergroup hacked together for the film, including members of Pulp, Radiohead and Add N to (X). Get captioning – you only have until 2pm EST this Friday afternoon.
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11-16-2005 @ 2:08PM
Raffy said...
"Shartendo Vanishar?Shartendo Vanishar? Ron muttered under his breath, while keeping an eye out for any wayward glances that may come his way. Somehow he knew he was saying it right, but it seemed the spell for reversing a shart just wasn't working.
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11-16-2005 @ 2:21PM
Keshia said...
Ron is thinking "I hate you so much Harry! Now you broke your arm, what more do you want?? Any more attention for Harry Potter??!!"
Harry is thinking "Why doesn't Ron ever shut up? I can hear his thoughts! Duh!! I am the Harry Potter"
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11-16-2005 @ 2:28PM
Mason McMahon said...
Ron. How many times do I have to tell you not to touch my ass in class?
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11-16-2005 @ 2:43PM
Matt said...
"For the last time, I didn't pass gas"-Potter
"You think that just because you broke your arm you can deny everything"-Ron
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11-16-2005 @ 2:45PM
Tom Scriven said...
How's Harry going to wipe his butt after that liquid flatus ?
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11-16-2005 @ 2:50PM
Paul S. said...
Ron: If I had known these caption contest submissions were going to be this bad, I would have never sat in this humourous and possibly compromising position.
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11-16-2005 @ 2:54PM
mikey the hippie said...
Ron & Harry in disarray, the evil muggle emporor Hsub, took their magical freedom away. Ron is about to tell Harry a story about his great grandfathers war with the muggles and how harry cannot give up on freedom or magic.
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11-16-2005 @ 3:03PM
L'Emmerdeur said...
And if you keep telling people I have Mary Tyler Moore hair, I'll break the other one, too.
(also, any "playing with the wand again, Harry?" jokes should be disqualified automatically)
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11-16-2005 @ 3:04PM
steve said...
I've gained weight, my clothes don't fit, I hate this haircut, I'm named weasely. Why won't you give me your agents name?
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11-16-2005 @ 3:11PM
Richard said...
You didn't get pain pills? You asshole!!!! I can't believe you didn't get any pain pills!!!
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11-16-2005 @ 3:16PM
mick du russel said...
OK, whoever has red hair, stare at Harry and all others look straight ahead.
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11-16-2005 @ 3:23PM
Mike said...
The choir auditions turn nasty
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11-16-2005 @ 3:35PM
Ann said...
Ron's Thoughts: Great! I can't believe Harry dragged me alone to this stupid Homosexuals aynonymous club. No wonder he didn't like my sister. OH NO! I think I just touched the guy next to me's leg. I hope im not sending him any mixed signals. DARN YOU HARRY! I should have seen this coming, you always mounted your broom so delicately!!! >.
Harry's Thoughts: "Im a barbie girl, with a broken arrrrrrm, Its not fantastic, not even plasticccc!..." ....wait, that doesn't rhyme.
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11-16-2005 @ 3:37PM
Ann said...
Ron's Thoughts: Great! I can't believe Harry dragged me alone to this stupid Homosexuals aynonymous club. No wonder he didn't like my sister. OH NO! I think I just touched the guy next to me's leg. I hope im not sending him any mixed signals. DARN YOU HARRY! I should have seen this coming, you always mounted your broom so delicately!!! >.
Harry's Thoughts: "Im a barbie girl, with a broken arrrrrrm, Its not fantastic, not even plasticccc!..." ....wait, that doesn't rhyme.
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11-16-2005 @ 3:40PM
Debbie said...
Our parents were wrong! We won't go blind.
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11-16-2005 @ 3:45PM
darryl said...
For the last time Ron, I'm not doing a dick measuring contest!
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11-16-2005 @ 4:02PM
Tina said...
Ron: I told you Hermione was in a bad mood!
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11-16-2005 @ 4:04PM
Cyberace said...
This Guy keeps getting to be the star in these movies however he is not spring chicken anymore. Meanwhile I sit here and nobody notices me.
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11-16-2005 @ 4:08PM
Valerie Steffes said...
He used to look at me like that. :(
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11-16-2005 @ 4:38PM
frank said...
"Itchiest asshole ever..."
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