Newsflash: Angelina Jolie is Cambodian
Filed under: Newsstand, Angelina Jolie
Though I'd caution everyone who has adopted a Cambodian kid against
expecting the gift of citizenship, that very thing has just been
bestowed up Angelina Jolie. Since the passport was granted via royal
decree, I'd recommend that others hoping for Cambodian citizenship of
their own take the following three steps to get the attention of King
Sihamoni:- adopt a native kid and give him a weirdly cute mohawk
- start a foundation in the country, name it after the kid, and contribute about $500,000/year to said foundation
- be an incredibly hot, internationally famous movie star
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
11-22-2005 @ 12:55PM
Andrew said...
It's on my to do list... is that good enough?
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11-22-2005 @ 1:07PM
Martha Fischer said...
That's all I ask, Andrew.
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11-22-2005 @ 3:01PM
Targ8ter said...
I think it was voodoo.
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