Leo and Lohan? Celebrities Gone Wild!!!
Filed under: Action, RumorMonger, Celebrities and Controversy, Dreamworks, Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Steven Spielberg, Celebrities Gone Wild!, Remakes and Sequels
The internets are alive
with the undeniable factrumor that Leonardo DiCaprio and Lindsay Lohan (she's out of the hospital, by the way, but Leo might have visited her!) are a couple. Dare we hope? If this turns out to be true, I'm convinced that the tabloids will spontaneously combust from the gossip potential alone.- I'm sure that, just like all the other
really cool kids, you've already laid down your $190,000 for reservations on a Virgin Galactic trip to space. Seated by your side and you put your life in
Richard Branson hands will reportedly be such cutting edge celebs as William
Shatner (too...many...Trek...jokes), Moby and, yes, Brad
Pitt and Angelina
Jolie. I wonder if her kids will be his kids by that point. Why, maybe they could get some sort of bulk space
discount!
- Speaking of Brad Pitt, he shaved! Good lord, the man looks about 20 years old. When was the last time we saw him without scruff of some kind, anyway? 1984?
- In today's breakup news, Hilary Swank and hubby Chad Lowe are separating after eight years together. Don't fret, though - they're going to try to work things out. I will control myself and not write anything snide here about her career outshining his, or her being able to utterly kick his ass. Instead, I'll just say that it's always sad to hear about the death of love. Sigh.
- Finally, it just came out that Steven Spielberg was totally pissed when Kathy Griffin made a funny about Dakota Fanning being in rehab. Sadly, his threat to put Griffin on a scary-sounding Dreamworks "list" did nothing but win him a brutal mocking. Well hey, Spielberg's new to the biz. Maybe someday he'll learn just how wild and crazy these comics can get.












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
1-10-2006 @ 12:05AM
john said...
I thought this blog was about films and real content, not silly gossip. Go with your strengths instead of falling into celebrity blog mediocrity. Don't take the easy way out.
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1-10-2006 @ 7:37PM
rosie said...
WOW, okay first off i need to laugh HAHAHAHAHAHAH okay i think no wait HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA alright no wait HAHAHAHHAAH are you crazy? haha lindsay lohan? of all people? hahahahhahahahahhahha wow if you wanted the public to get a good laugh that sure deserves an oscar! thats insane. please shes about as real as an artifical plant! and her name is SELF EXPLANITORY. hahaha jeezze this is even worse then that whole kirstin dunst thing which was a roumer by the way. ohh man and to think kirstin was bad ? AHAHAHHAHA
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