JLo To Battle Longoria, Like, For Real Yo
Filed under: Comedy, Scripts, DIY/Filmmaking, Newsstand
Since Jennifer Lopez (or JLo) is on her way
out, it only makes sense for her to attach herself to someone who's on their way in. According to Sky News, the actress turned singer
turned actress turned what the hell is she now has penned a comedy and is doing what she can to attract the
Desperate Housewife, Eva Longoria, to star opposite
her. Now, you're probably wondering what in the world Jennifer Lopez would write a script about, right? Okay, so maybe
you just want to know whether either one will be naked. Sorry, I don't have the information you requested. Please try
again later.
But I can tell you that the two will play sisters who, after some sort of massive fight, decide to use the press to get revenge on one another. Hmm, JLo writes a story about how the press can ruin someone's career? Something tells me she's dying to take away at least one good thing from those awful Bennifer days. And here I thought it would be an addiction to alcohol. Oh well. Assuming everything falls into place, the untitled comedy will start shooting in September.
[via Moviehole]









Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
3-21-2006 @ 7:18PM
Nancy said...
aww c'mon Erik, just admit the only reason you wrote this is because you love both of these women.
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3-22-2006 @ 9:09AM
Tommy said...
What a lame write up... are you that bitter that J Lo is an ICON and you are nothing but a typical pencil pushing... nevermind...
Anyway get a life.... you will never have the chance to be the Ben of a Bennifer and it kills you.
Next time grow up before you write up a story.
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3-22-2006 @ 11:14AM
Tommy said...
I love how my comments don't show up here...
You arent afraid to make a moronic write up like this but you are afraid of the backlash.
Whether they admit it or not most people LOVE Jen! Otherwise she wouldnt be who she is.
Stop being so envious of her and Ben, you wish you were him during the Bennifer era. It woulda been the best days of your miserable life.
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3-22-2006 @ 11:45AM
Kate said...
Wowsers. Erik, you're getting beaten up. But I think Jennifer Lopez's career has already reached its peak, too.
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3-22-2006 @ 11:56AM
Adrienne said...
Great article!! JLo is on her way out. I am so sick and tired of hearing about that homewrecker!! If I hear one more time that she is from the Bronx I am going to vomit!
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3-22-2006 @ 12:10PM
Julia said...
Erick, you are aweful with your bad comments of Jennifer Lopez in fact she has done so much, I am astonished of your comments, it is improperly, purely judged, the young woman is trying her best to help people in this day and age... Or is it because she's Puerto Rican? that you are so free with words...
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3-22-2006 @ 12:10PM
mel said...
i agree w/ you erik...
shake off them haters!
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3-22-2006 @ 12:48PM
feonia said...
jennifer lopez is a hoe who hopped around man to man until she found a sucker who would put up with her shit
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3-22-2006 @ 12:49PM
Giga said...
C´mon,.. nobody really cares about Jlo or anybody for that matter. I am sorry to be so blunt but, nowadays people only care about them providing entertaining us, the rest is only curiosity and morb; and if they can deliver, they remain on the loop, that is all, like politics.
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3-22-2006 @ 12:54PM
Rhonda said...
Erick....I agree with you totally when it comes to Jennifer! Maybe she wants Eva in the movie so that there would actually be an "actress" attached to the film?
P.S. In this day and age doesn't EVERYONE have spell-check????
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3-22-2006 @ 12:58PM
Monica said...
JLO out Eva in? They can both go as far as I'm concerned.
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3-22-2006 @ 1:19PM
Robin Zamora said...
I went to High School with a hundred J.lo's and Eva's. So they're both pretty boring to me. Don't get me wrong, if they're on i'll watch but other than that they'll be done as soon as their bodies are.
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3-22-2006 @ 1:25PM
Dee said...
I dont know what you people are talking about shes been out for the longest. The woman has no talent. She can't act or sing and isnt even beautiful just ok. She should have never gotten as far as she did. The masses though can never be trusted in terms of what makes one a true artist or beauty just take a look at Britney. The two same on the same boat of late 90's stardom to going back to where they came from. Eve should run run run from JLos movie. Jlo just retire and be happy you got the time you did. For the girl who made the comment about her being prcan you need to get a grip this has nothing to do with anything but the truth
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3-22-2006 @ 1:32PM
D said...
Remember Erik that those "awful Bennifer Days" were due to envious reporters in the Media. Jen and Ben's beautiful union had to split despite their Love because neither one wanted to ruin their careers. White America could not support or embrace a Puerto-Rican Woman from the Bronx and a Oscar winning Boston Lilly White Actor getting married. That's why Aniston and Garner get so much positive publicity! BORING
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3-22-2006 @ 1:53PM
J said...
Its funny how people are quick to say that Jennifer Lopez is on her way out. When in fact, La Lopez is coming out and getting alot of movie roles. Bordertown, American Darlings, Dallas,Bio of Hector Lavoe,Bridge and Tunnel! And to say she has no talent!! Lol.. If she didn't why is she still here! Jennifer Lopez is ambitious and theres no stoping her. In fact I give Lopez a couple years and she will win a nom for an oscar if you gives a selena or out of sight performance. People don't give her alot of credit because she has almost done it all. And whats wrong with that. You wish you had the drive that Jennifer Lopez has.
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3-22-2006 @ 1:55PM
Yara said...
This really isn't that serious. Does anyone here even know these people?
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3-22-2006 @ 1:57PM
Cosmas Mahagama said...
It is funny how writers try to make a name for themselves attempting ruin other peoples lives. Most times you read the word ENVY written all over the writers. Understandably this is not a perfect world.
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3-22-2006 @ 2:04PM
Isa said...
JLO should be on the way out who gives a shi* about her fat ass anyhow!! JLO is an idiot with no intelligence what so ever! I am not a fan because of here fur tactics, stupid Bi*** acts like she is too good to wear faux fur! Poor innocent animals are skinned alive so she can throw them around her insured body! Screw her!!
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3-22-2006 @ 2:09PM
Adamaris said...
Is ashame for people to be posting so much negative comments about other people..To me Jennnifer Lopez is an awesome actress,singer,dancer and even with her lines of clothing,perfume,make up, she has gone far..She doens't need to reach her peak, she is well known in the United States of America and other parts of the world..She is a pride and Joy of Puerto Rico..And people who talk negative about her, just because she is Hispanic,too bad, get use to JLO...She is here to stay and like it or not, she is the best.
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3-24-2006 @ 5:29AM
Devilonshldr said...
Ah, two Latinas who are all to happy to show how promiscuous they are. One who's been married 3 times in no time at all, the other who speaks about how she's more experienced than her pro basketball boyfriend in sex, that's saying something. I'm a hispanic male and these two hoochies play up the typical latina slut stereotype. Any girl out there that has these women as a role model is a hoochie.
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