Caption This: Slither
Filed under: Horror, Universal, Contests, Insert Caption
Yes, we're still doing the super, duper, über Birthday Giveaway ... But it's been a while since we had Caption This, and here it is. The photograph is from the upcoming Slither; the best two-line caption in the comments section before 2:00 p.m. tomorrow wins a Cinematical T-Shirt. There are no extra points for referencing Beckett's 100th, but you'd probably impress us.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
3-28-2006 @ 8:46AM
Evil John said...
"Well bad reviews can't kill it. I guess we'll try bullets."
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3-28-2006 @ 8:51AM
Peter Nellhaus said...
Who you gonna call . . . gho . . . er, oops, wrong movie!
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3-28-2006 @ 8:55AM
stargal1998 said...
Here at UPS just remember, if your package doesn't get there on time, we're licensed to kill.
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3-28-2006 @ 9:19AM
Lectoid said...
Somehow, I don't think the cast changes to "Serenity 2" will work out.
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3-28-2006 @ 9:40AM
Bus said...
Officer Pardy: Mr. Brando, put down the danish. Don't make me use this!
Officer Trevor: The orange teeth thing in the Godfather was good, but when done with a cantaloupe rind it's just disturbing.
*In memory of the late great Godfather*
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3-28-2006 @ 9:59AM
Nick said...
Damn, it's the cops!!
> Snakes on a Plane!
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3-28-2006 @ 10:07AM
Elliott said...
Don't make me go Dick Cheney on your @ss!
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3-28-2006 @ 10:16AM
Steve Lewis said...
Stop trying to scare those things off with making faces and get your gun out!
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3-28-2006 @ 10:29AM
Joseph said...
officer 1: "oh my god, snakes on a plane, mr. jackson, what have you done to your career!?!"
officer 2: "sometimes thats just how it is, crawling thru miles of mud, I best just shoot him."
(how it is: taking full advantage of the beckett ref.)
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3-28-2006 @ 10:59AM
Tim said...
Ooh, shiny! ...and slimey. SHOOT IT!
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3-28-2006 @ 11:06AM
Harry said...
"Well, Nathan, you won the gun-drawing contest. But only because I wasn't participating."
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3-28-2006 @ 11:07AM
mick du russel said...
This was the scene at the White House when Bill Clinton was discovered with Monica Lewinsky doing her thing in the hallway.
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3-28-2006 @ 11:53AM
HART (1-800-HART) said...
OH MY GAWD .. THEY KILLED CHEF! YOU BASTARDS!
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3-28-2006 @ 11:59AM
Noah said...
For the last time Mr Cruise, even though you played one in a movie, you are not a Doctor. Step away from the little girl and let the real doctor deliver your baby L-Ron!
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3-28-2006 @ 12:01PM
Noah said...
For the love of God, NO! They've activated their wonder-twin powers and formed the dreaded Mary-KAshley!
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3-28-2006 @ 12:13PM
Alex said...
Far right: "Jesus, Bobby! I know you feel real strong about Brokeback Mountain losing to Crash but, for Pete's sake, why'd you go an' shoot that nice feller from Price Waterhouse? It wasn't his fault."
Bobby (as played by Nathan Fillion): "He ain't count the votes right."
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3-28-2006 @ 1:15PM
Brian said...
Far left: "I guess Fox shouldn't have cancelled that show after all..."
Far right: "Is that... is that a spleen?"
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3-28-2006 @ 1:38PM
Bryan said...
"There is not enough room in this town for two delivery service companies. Go ahead, make my day."
"Put it down Barney, this isnt the post office."
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3-28-2006 @ 4:32PM
DT said...
That guys wasn't wearing brown. Now he is, good job everyone.
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3-28-2006 @ 6:35PM
RBehymer said...
Brownshirts again? I'm fixin' to shoot me a costume designer.
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