Meet the Bloggers
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It's been a while since we here at Cinematical introduced ourselves. Since the
last time we ran a "meet the bloggers" type post, we've brought on some new writers and added a LOT of new
readers. You read us, you get a feel for what we like and what we don't, but maybe you'd like to know a little more
about us as, you know, people. Then again, maybe you wouldn't -- in which case you can just read our dorky little
intros and make fun of us to your computer screen or in the comments. Today you'll meet the first half of our crew, and
tomorrow (assuming I get it together later tonight) you'll get to meet the other half.
So read all about us, and then you can get real crazy and introduce yourself back to us in the comments. Be as creative as you want -- best reader intro in the comments will win a coveted (and boy, do I mean coveted -- I have a line of readers lined up outside the Seattle office now begging for one of these puppies) tshirt (that's what the tshirts look like, there on the right!) And you -- yes you -- can own one, if you're the cleverest of all.
NAME
C.K. Sample, III
BLOGGING FROM
Bronxville, New York
WHAT IT'S LIKE WORKING FOR CINE?
As I'm only a sometimes contributor, I think this question
should be: "What's it like being allowed to post on Cinematical?" Answer: "Da bomb."
WHAT WOULD CINE READERS BE SURPRISED TO LEARN ABOUT YOU?
I'm published in Literature Film Quarterly.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW
V for Vendetta
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW THAT YOU LOVED
V for Vendetta
FAVORITE GENRE
Whatever genre you'd classify Akira Kurosawa's work under. I'd say
"samurai films," but High and Low and a few others break that mold. There's something akin to a
Western in his films; perhaps its the John Huston influences, but, in general, I don't like Westerns. So maybe:
"Western influenced Eastern films." Actually, I'm a huge fan of Marguerite Duras, as well, so whatever genre
describes a clash of cultures in film, I'd guess that'd be the genre that is my favorite.
OTHER FILM SITES YOU LIKE
There are other film sites?
WHEN YOU'RE NOT BLOGGING, WHAT DO YOU DO?
I blog about not blogging.
WHY IS FILM IMPORTANT?
It's all scalable. If you're talking about war and poverty and famine
in real everyday life, then film isn't
that important in comparison.
However, good film draws attention to problems with the world and
areas of the
world that we far too often overlook. If you show a
starving child a Charlie Chaplin film and she laughs, then
something
magical has occurred.
Things like Sharon Stone proclaiming "Yes, I'm naked!" at a French
news conference about her
reprised role in Basic
Instinct 2 is the horror of film and the film industry. I mean,
Hello,
Sharon. You were in Catwoman.
That's the beauty and paradox of film.
NAME
Karina Longworth
BLOGGING FROM
Greenpoint, the tippy-top corner of Brooklyn, NY
WHAT IT'S LIKE WORKING FOR CINE?
Like sliding down a rainbow made of profiteroles, whilst
wrapped up in a Fendi fur coat.
WHAT WOULD CINE READERS BE SURPRISED TO LEARN ABOUT YOU?
That I speak with sincere passion
about things like rainbows, profiteroles and Fendi fur coats.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW
V for Vendetta
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW THAT YOU LOVED
Certainly not V for Vendetta. I saw a nice print
of Invasion of the Body Snatchers the other night, if falling in love for the seventh time counts.
FAVORITE GENRE
Romantic comedy (no, seriously)
OTHER FILM SITES YOU LIKE
David Hudson is the king
of film blogging, as far as I'm concerned. I also really like Reverse
Shot and Slant.
WHEN YOU'RE NOT BLOGGING, WHAT DO YOU DO?
That's classified.
TELL ME WHY YOU'RE AFRAID TO GO BACK TO THE SINGLE DECENT VIDEO STORE IN GREENPOINT.
Sigh.
Okay: one weekend last fall, it was rainy and I was feeling mopey and I went in and I rented -- wait for it
-- A Room With a View. Then ... I don't know ... the next day, it started snowing, and I got really
busy, and I just didn't return it. For a while. I don't remember *exactly* how long I kept it for, but when I finally
returned it, I owed Greenpoint's finest video store $75. I paid the fine (well, I talked it down quite a bit, but I
paid it), but still -- what an embarrassing thing to accrue just shy of $100 of debt on. They must think I'm some kind
of Helena Bonham Carter freak. Or else, that I live such a sad, solitary existence that mid-period Merchant/Ivory is
like smack to me. Neither is true. I'm just monumentally lazy.
NAME Christopher Campbell
BLOGGING FROM
South Brooklyn, NY
WHAT IT'S LIKE WORKING FOR CINE?
Being able to not just review, but discuss movies with
others is the beauty of writing for a film blog.
WHAT WOULD CINE READERS BE SURPRISED TO LEARN ABOUT
YOU?
My first job as a critic was reviewing ska albums for a magazine called Lo-Fi.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW
Dave Chappelle's Block Party
LAST MOVIE
YOU SAW THAT YOU LOVED
I do like the last movie I saw, but the last that I loved is Broken
Flowers (I don't use the word lightly).
FAVORITE GENRE
CaprAmericana
OTHER FILM SITES YOU LIKE
I'm tapped into ComingSoon.net for movie info, news and trailers. I
can't start my week right without Edward Jay Epstein's monday column on Slate.
WHEN
YOU'RE NOT BLOGGING, WHAT DO YOU DO?
Seek out new Limited Edition candy I haven't yet tried; go to
beer festivals; work stressful temp jobs.
WHAT IS YOUR ADVICE TO
FILMMAKERS WHO WANT THEIR FILMS LOVED BY CHRISTOPHER CAMPBELL?
Don't ever make a movie because you
can or want to. Make it because you have to. And make it something that you would watch ten times rather
than ever watch your ten favorite movies again.
NAME
Scott Weinberg
BLOGGING FROM
Philadelphia, as seen in several wonderful movies, from Twelve Monkeys
to Trading Places to the one with Tom Hanks when he has AIDS. (Can't remember the title off-hand.). Although
lately City Hall has taken meetings on perhaps changing the city's name to Shyamalanadelphia. I'm opposed to
it.
WHAT IT'S LIKE WORKING FOR CINE?
It's like working with a very cool team while sharing your
rambly-ass movie opinions with a large, informed, and passionate audience. What's not to like?
WHAT WOULD CINE READERS BE SURPRISED TO LEARN ABOUT YOU?
Everyone knows I'm a horror freak,
but how do you explain the fact that Moulin Rouge, The Empire Strikes Back, Toy Story 2, and
The Natural make me weep like a small girl who just lost her favorite dolly? (This is off
the record,
right?)
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW
Stay Alive ... god help me.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW THAT YOU LOVED
Hard Candy!
FAVORITE GENRE
Horror's always been my most feverish passion, but I do love a good sci-fi or
comedy or action flick. Long as it's well made and not boring, I'm down. (Larry Clark need not apply.)
OTHER FILM SITES YOU LIKE
eFilmCritic / HollywoodBitchslap, for obvious reasons. But I only
write for sites that I sincerely DIG, which explains why I feel no shame in also pimping Rotten Tomatoes, JoBlo's, and
DVDTalk. The IMDb is, of course, my bible. My favorite film critics are the brilliantly trenchant Walter Chaw, who can
be found at FilmFreakCentral, the amazingly geek-tastic MaryAnn Johanson (Madame Flick Filospher), the adorably snarky
Dawn Taylor, and a dozen other folks who can write circles around the stooge who pens reviews for your daily newspaper.
Other daily haunts include Greencine Daily, Movie City News, ComingSoon.net, Cinemarati, Bloody-Disgusting.com, Box
Office Mojo, DavisDVD, movie this, horror that, DVD etc., etc., etc....
WHEN YOU'RE NOT BLOGGING, WHAT DO YOU DO?
Watching movies, scrawling reviews and articles,
talking movies, IMing friends & colleagues about movies, staring at my Jennifer Connelly desktop wallpaper,
building a DVD collection that makes me smile, ordering Chinese food, playing a little xBox, re-re-re-watching my
Firefly, Arrested Development and Futurama DVDs while damning the Fox network to
eternal hellfire, and, despite being a very apolitical guy, seriously hating our current president. Oh, and women who
have dark hair and blue eyes. Dem's my kryptonite.
DEAR SCOTT, WOULD YOU LIKE A GIG AS A HIGH-PAID STUDIO SCRIPT DOCTOR?
Hell yes. And I'd
be damn good at it, too. All you need to make a crappy movie into a profitable one: more fart jokes, at least one gag
involving a domesticated animal and a toilet, and a pot-smoking granny with a penchant for doling out urban slang
words,
NAME
Jeffrey M. Anderson
BLOGGING
FROM
San Francisco
WHAT IT'S LIKE WORKING FOR CINE?
Like working in a
giant office building and not knowing where the coffee maker is.
WHAT WOULD CINE READERS BE
SURPRISED TO LEARN ABOUT YOU?
I'm about to be a first-time father.
LAST MOVIE YOU
SAW
A double-bill of L'Enfant and Basic Instinct 2
LAST MOVIE
YOU SAW THAT YOU LOVED
Inside Man and Hou Hsiao-hsien's Three Times
FAVORITE GENRE
I love all kinds of genres, but maybe horror would rise to the top. It's the one
in which I'm most forgiving. Oh! and I love silent movies. So I guess silent horror movies.
OTHER
FILM SITES YOU LIKE
imdb.com, Rotten Tomatoes, Chicago Reader's Film Page, Senses of Cinema, Joe Bob
Briggs; www.theyshootpictures.com, Tim Dirks's filmsite.org,
Combustible Celluloid
WHEN YOU'RE NOT BLOGGING, WHAT DO YOU DO?
I don't have much
time for anything else, but I like to eat out (the wife and I are foodies), read, and see friends (usually at
restaurants or the movies or both). I'm also in grad school.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WRONG?
Oh yes. I gave "Jackie Brown" a glum, 2-1/2 star review
back in 1997. I saw it again later and realized that it's one of my favorite movies.
NAME
James Rocchi
BLOGGING FROM
San Francisco
WHAT IT'S LIKE WORKING FOR CINE?
Constantly, constantly
surprising -- from learning things I didn't know from the aesthetic and experience of smart people like Karina
Longworth, Mark Beall and Scott Weinberg, to being consantly impressed by the dilligence, casually offhand prose style,
brute efficiency and journalism instincts of Kim Voynar and Martha Fischer, to the strum of excitment I get when I see a
new post from Jette or Erik or Chris or Richard or ... any of our writers, frankly. Oh, and I don't now where the coffee
maker is, either.
WHAT WOULD CINE READERS BE SURPRISED TO LEARN ABOUT YOU?
The Jeopardy! appearance back in
2000? The week spent on the road with a rock band in my early '20s? The uncanny Christopher Walken imitation? That
It's a Wonderful Life makes me cry like I've been maced?
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW
Like Jeff, I was at that double-bill of L'Enfant and Basic
Instinct 2. I actually wanted to wait to fill this out until I could, in fact, see another movie.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW THAT YOU LOVED
The Inside Man -- Totally Pelham, baby!
FAVORITE GENRE
I like a well-made film; I can get into Syriana and Spider-Man
2, Dodgeball and Nobody Knows.
OTHER FILM SITES YOU LIKE
imdb.com, Roger Ebert's site, Movie City News, anything B. Ruby Rich writes, HollywoodElsewhere,
SF360.org
WHEN YOU'RE NOT BLOGGING, WHAT DO YOU DO?
I love to cook; CBS 5 keeps me busy; San
Francisco's a great city for walking; I've been known to dig the occasional live rock show, and am also trying to teach
my cat to read. It's not going so well.
IS IT EVER OKAY TO ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION?
Why shouldn't it be okay to answer a
question with a question?
NAMEJette Kernion
BLOGGING FROM
Austin, Texas
WHAT IT'S LIKE WORKING FOR CINE?
It's like Jello on springs. No, wait, that's Marilyn Monroe. Well, it's infinitely more fun than technical
writing, which used to be my day job. I wish I could meet more of the Cinematical bloggers in person; I've only met
Scott and
Karina so far, at SXSW.
WHAT WOULD CINE READERS BE SURPRISED TO LEARN ABOUT YOU?
I don't subscribe to cable/satellite
TV. (Yet. I'm weakening.)
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW
Sullivan's Travels: Alamo Drafthouse showed it this week and I
couldn't resist.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW THAT YOU LOVED
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. (For me, "loved"
means "I'm buying the DVD.")
FAVORITE GENRE
1930s screwball comedy, although most of my favorite movies don't fit that
genre at all, like The Wild Bunch and Army of Darkness. (Hmm, maybe Army of Darkness does
fit. I wonder if there's a column here on the evolution of
screwball comedy into modern-day horror.)
OTHER FILM SITES YOU LIKE
Cinema Strikes Back , Pullquote, GreenCine Daily, and about a dozen others. I especially like Austin-based film sites; most recently, I've discovered Dumb Distraction.
WHEN YOU'RE NOT BLOGGING, WHAT DO YOU DO?
Freelance writing and editing about non-movie content, like carpeting and pediatrics. And at the moment, wedding planning. Who knew that putting together even the smallest family-only, laid-back gathering would take so much effort?
WHO'S BEEN YOUR BIGGEST INFLUENCE IN WRITING ABOUT MOVIES?
Harlan Ellison. His "Watching" columns for Fantasy and Science Fiction magazine are still my favorite film-related essays. I go back and read the collection every so often for inspiration and just plain enjoyment.












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
4-12-2006 @ 7:03PM
Peter Nellhaus said...
Where's Martha? I've always been a fan of Karina (must be that NYU connection), and have been enjoying Jette's contributions, especially her mention of my blog. Martha's writing has been indicating a growth in both a critical eye and deeper film scholarship.
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4-12-2006 @ 7:38PM
Norima said...
I don't think I could win a t-shirt, because my English is a bit tarzanesque and I can't express myself on this language very well (oh, dulce castellano, te prefiero) but I want to take part on this. Now that I think about it, if I do win, chances are the t-shirt would get lost on the mail, anyway.
NAME
Norima
READING FROM
Buenos Aires, Argentina
WHAT WOULD BE LIKE WORKING FOR CINE?
I think it would be great. You would need someone checking for grammar and spelling, because my English is to the real language almost like a Michael Bay movie to cinema (err, I'm sorry) but I think I would be really fun. Don't you need a South American correspondent?
WHAT WOULD CINE READERS AND BLOGGERS BE SURPRISED TO LEARN ABOUT YOU?
That I'm sewing a hand-made, naturally dyed dress for the next local Tolkien Society convention.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW
On the theater, V for Vendetta. On TV, Festival in Cannes.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW THAT YOU LOVED
mmmmmm... not sure... I know. The Dark Crystal (not a first view, of course, but I still loved it).
FAVORITE GENRE
No one. But if I stretch a bit what "genre" means, I would say Animation.
OTHER FILM SITES YOU LIKE
It's not a proper site, but I like a lot a very large local Yahoo Group called CineLibre, and also SoloCortos.com (vayan a mirar, si entienden castellano).
WHEN YOU'RE NOT READING BLOGS OR BLOGGING, WHAT DO YOU DO?
Looking for things to blog about, watching movies, making collages, reading, staying at my boyfriend's appartment instead of mine.
HOW IMPORTANT IS CINEMATICAL IN YOUR LIFE?
Because I think the world would be very different without arts, and because many of the people I love and respect are involved one at least one of them, I always look for great sources of info about art and artists. And I also love blogs. So... Cinematical is one of the first feeds I signed up for on my Bloglines accounts, and one of the only ones I read everyday. I don't need to search the web to find news, I just need to pay atenttion to the little number next to "Cinematical" on my feeds page.
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4-12-2006 @ 8:27PM
Peter said...
NAME
Peter Hall
READING FROM
Either Tallahassee, FL or Manassas, VA
WHAT'S IT LIKE READING CINE?
Better than working in a World of Warcraft gold-farming-slave-shop.
WHAT WOULD CINE READERS BE SURPRISED TO LEARN ABOUT YOU?
I am very much so naked right now.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW
On a theater screen, a 35mm print of Rebel Without a Cause. On a much smaller screen, Suspiria.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW THAT YOU LOVED
The Ordeal/Calvaire
FAVORITE GENRE
Horror, of course, but more specifically fantasy horror. I'm always down for a slasher flick, but nothing beats a good 'ole horror flick with some real imagination to it...
OTHER FILM SITES YOU LIKE
Obviously my own tiny crumb of the intarweb (horrorsnotdead.com), but other than that Twitch Film, AICN, Rotten Tomatoes, Bloody-Disgusting, Fangoria.com, MovieForums.com
WHEN YOU'RE NOT BLOGGING, WHAT DO YOU DO?
Walk around staring at things while thinking, "man, I could sooo blog about this!"
WHY IS FILM IMPORTANT?
Because next to breathing, it's the biggest thing keeping modern society alive.
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4-12-2006 @ 9:08PM
Martha Fischer said...
Wow, thank you, Peter. Coming from someone who knows as much about film as you do, that really means a lot - I appreciate it. And I'm not hiding, I'll be in the next installment. (I'll be boring, but I'll be there.)
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4-12-2006 @ 10:42PM
Peter said...
I thought you were talking to me for a second, Martha. But then I came to my senses.
Break my heart some more, Cinematical...
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4-12-2006 @ 11:10PM
William Goss said...
NAME
William Goss
READING FROM
Orlando, FL / The Satellite of Love
WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE WORKING FOR CINE?
You know the Wonka Factory? It's gotta be, like, a thousand times better than that.
WHAT WOULD CINE READERS BE SURPRISED TO LEARN ABOUT YOU?
I like big butts, and I cannot lie.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW
Akeelah and the Bee
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW THAT YOU LOVED
Hard Candy and Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, but feel free to keep giving Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang mad props.
FAVORITE GENRE
Good movies? I suppose the horror/suspense/thriller end of things tickles my fancy the most.
OTHER FILM SITES YOU LIKE
Hollywood Bitchslap/eFilmCritic (of course), IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes, Bloody Disgusting, JoBlo, The Digital Bits, DVD Active, DVD Talk, and so much more! Call now!
WHEN YOU'RE NOT BLOGGING OR READING BLOGS, WHAT DO YOU DO?
Inhale, exhale, repeat.
TO WHAT MOVIE WAS I HEADED WHEN I BECAME INVOLVED IN MY FIRST AUTO ACCIDENT EN ROUTE, COURTESY OF SOME BITCH IN A RED AUDI?
The Shaggy Dog. Much more traumatic, I assure you.
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4-13-2006 @ 4:43AM
Armen said...
NAME
Armen
READING FROM
Los Angeles, CA
WHAT'S IT LIKE READING CINE?
Easily the best hour of work everyday at my office.
WHAT WOULD CINE READERS AND BLOGGERS BE SURPRISED TO LEARN ABOUT YOU?
I made Sean Connery retire from acting, however I promise to to let him do Indi 4...maybe.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW
Inside Man.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW THAT YOU LOVED
The Thin Red Line ("loved" meaning can watch it again and again and be as captivated by it as the first time).
FAVORITE GENRE
None. I enjoy diversity but really appreciate those films not fitting the mold.
OTHER FILM SITES YOU LIKE
The Internet Movie Database aka IMDb
WHEN YOU'RE NOT READING BLOGS OR BLOGGING, WHAT DO YOU DO?
Sleep.
WHY IS FILM IMPORTANT YOUR LIFE?
Because for that hour and half or two hours or however long the movie is, I can forget about everything else in my life and be someone else, somewhere else, and feel and do things otherwise impossible in my worldly life.
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4-13-2006 @ 8:20AM
M*A*S*H*E*D said...
Oh I like this...lemme try...
8. NAME
M*A*S*H*E*D
READING FROM
Brooklyn, NY (Ms. Longworth, I could SWEAR TO GOD I saw you walking down Bedford Ave. last night, but I could be wrong since that ain't your neck of the woods. If not, you have a twin in the adjacent neighborhood.)
WHAT'S IT LIKE READING CINE?
I love it. It's the main blog that I read and check on a regular basis. It's deepen my knowledge of cinema in ways that books and news articles haven't (which I guess is partly the point of a well done blog, but whatever).
WHAT WOULD CINE READERS AND BLOGGERS BE SURPRISED TO LEARN ABOUT YOU?
I guess it's that I could trace my father's family line back to Ponce de Leon, which I guess is pretty cool. I have no idea how that's helpful to anyone, though...
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW
Inside Man. Actually, a good friend of mine wrote a very interesting review of Inside Man. I invite one and all to read it: http://www.nyopinion.com/film/2006/04/spike_lees_edge.php
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW THAT YOU LOVED
Match Point
FAVORITE GENRE
That ever elusive "good movie" genre. Hokey, yes, but appropriate.
OTHER FILM SITES YOU LIKE
I only have time to check 4: Cinematical, JoBlo, Greencine, and Movie City News.
WHEN YOU'RE NOT READING BLOGS OR BLOGGING, WHAT DO YOU DO?
I'm a slave for Corporate America. Not for long though...
WHY IS FILM IMPORTANT YOUR LIFE?
You could watch a good movie over and over and over again and not get bored. Film has the ability to tell a story in the most natural way: visually. And I love me a good story.
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4-13-2006 @ 8:48AM
karina said...
Um ... what time, M.A.S.H.E.D.?
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4-13-2006 @ 10:07AM
M*A*S*H*E*D said...
Ms. Longworth, check your email. Thank you.
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