Guilty Pleasures: Red Dawn
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(Welcome to a new weekly feature at Cinematical, Guilty Pleasures, where our staff of writers will
offer short pieces on the movies that they feel just that little bit ashamed about loving.) I once, at a panel, heard San Francisco Chronicle writer Neva Chonin say one of the smartest things I've ever heard about pop culture: She was talking about music, and how the most amazing thing about it was that it could give you a different perception of time -- that when you heard a song you loved, it took you back to all the times you'd experienced it, and gave you a chance to experience time in a non-linear fashion. So it is with movies, and for me, Red Dawn. Red Dawn came out in 1984. I was 15; Reagan-era Cold War anxieties had me twitchy (or, rather, twitchier), and my membership in The Royal Canadian Air Cadets -- teen-age Boy Scouts with planes and the occasional trip to the rifle range -- gave me a social context of like-minded youth. There was a Cold War, but what if it went hot? What would that be like?
And then Red Dawn came out. Forget that to anyone with a shred of logic in their capacities, the film was laughable -- The Soviets would send crack paratroopers to capture the heartland? What resource were they hoping to seize, flatness? -- when you're 15, your critical faculties are, at best, minimally developed. Red Dawn had a bunch of every-kids -- Charlie Sheen, Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell and more -- dealing with the arrival of the Red Menace. The film had action; it had suspense; it had gritty (or, at least, gritty by the standards of a 15-year-old) questions of wartime justice and tactics. It had hissable villains, too -- swarthy, stoic Cubans (led by Ron 'Superfly' O'Neal, which I wouldn't fully appreciate for years) and pallid, vampire-like Russkie bastards. It was, in short, perfect.
Times have changed; politics have changed; most cruelly of all, Charlie Sheen has changed. And yet, when I stumble across Red Dawn on cable -- where it will live forever -- I'm drawn in magnetically, fighting and struggling alongside the Wolverines and Powers Boothe, hooked by a premise so iron-strong and idiotic that it shoves me over every plot hole, every logic fault and every snag in John Milus' dialogue. Watching Red Dawn in the here-and-now, my 'adult' mind may recoil, but my heart -- and that skinny, dorky 15-year old, terrified of Nuclear War -- is enraptured by the power of cheap drama and cheap heroics that, God help me, still work on some level.
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4-26-2006 @ 2:44PM
Cleverbeaver said...
Wolverines!!!!
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4-26-2006 @ 3:44PM
Chuck said...
Patrick Swayze is also the star of my guilty pleasure, the life of a bar bouncer masterpiece, "Road House".
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4-26-2006 @ 3:58PM
Myron said...
Yah. That and Terminator, Highlander and First Blood are classics of my adolestent years. I've seen each many times and I still can't pass them up when flipping through the channels.
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4-26-2006 @ 4:47PM
Windswept said...
Me too! Me too!
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4-26-2006 @ 5:01PM
Anonymous Eric said...
"Red Dawn" was a formative movie for me too. I enjoy movies with an end-of-the-world sceanrio because it's fun to imagine how people react to a big reorganization of the way things are. Not everyone handles the change so well. All of the characters have to deal with the new reality of a Red Dawn.
When the USA is invaded, and you find out you don't have a god given right to half-caf cappuccino, it's a little different story isn't it? What do you think of those NRA memebers who hung onto their guns now, Missy? What do you do when your 4x4 catches some shrapnel and your radiator needs a refill? You piss in it, sonny boy. You piss in it.
Time to head for the hills, set up camp, and fight for the freedom we took for granted until now. And yeah, we can take care of your nieces for ya. (Lea Thompson and Jennifer Grey, oh yeah!)
You can't go toe to toe with the Ruskies in this situation. They already took out most of our military with nuclear sneak attacks. But we ain't gonna go down without a fight, gorram it! Ya learn fast how to fight guerilla style, or ya die tryin'.
WOLVERINES!
Sure "Red Dawn" seems dated but it appeals to the survivalist in me. Great pick for a guilty pleasure.
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4-27-2006 @ 6:57AM
harry said...
I believe that Red Dawn might have been the first movie rated PG-13!!!!
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4-27-2006 @ 9:21AM
Christopher Campbell said...
Harry, you're half right. It was the first film released with the rating. The first two rated PG-13 ended up being delayed in their release. They were The Zoo Gang and The Flamingo Kid.
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4-27-2006 @ 8:03PM
Kevin Eyman said...
How can you mention this film without describing what it so clearly is? One man's -- in this case, gun-nut John Millius -- ultimate paranoid fantasy. Watching it now, this pure, unadultarated truth shines brightly through. Mr. Milius *wishes* the events of the film had actually ocurred. He would've loved it!
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4-28-2006 @ 2:01PM
Megan said...
This is definitely still a favorite guilty pleasure for me. And I love this new category! Can't wait to see what else is included in future posts.
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5-04-2006 @ 6:10PM
Andrew said...
C.Thomas Howell went out like a man... emptying an AK on the Russian helicopter... sweet...
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6-26-2006 @ 8:58PM
MOUTH said...
One thing to be said in virtually every blog or forum thread that discusses the movie "Red Dawn" - someone always trots out the "How stupid is it that the Soviets invaded middle America with crack troops!" comment. First, all that comment tells me is that you live on the East or West Coast and you consider the other 90% of the country as "fly over" country
Why invade and occupy the Central U.S.?
1) They invaded from communist Mexico. Go north, reach America, invade.
2) If they successfully occupy the central U.S. they succeed in splitting their enemy in two logistically - wonder how truck loads of twinkies, batteries, gasoline, artillery shells, and reinforements get from one coast to the other. You know all those little ribbons of asphalt and concrete that wind their way across "fly over" country? Those are roads - and each one of those roads bottlenecks in the American Rocky Mountains. Invade middle America, split the nation in two pieces, while securing your own supply lifeline from communist Mexico. Please tell me I don't need to continue?
Carry On.
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