Little Shiloh is All Over the Web
Filed under: RumorMonger, Celebrities and Controversy, Newsstand, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
Either out of fear of what others would do with the virtual real estate, or because she thinks he daughter is going to be some sort of coding prodigy, Angelina Jolie has reportedly registered not one, not two, but 24 domain names that somehow involve the wildly pretentious name of little Shiloh Nouvel. Want to put up a suricruise.com-style (I know it's down. Either the scientologists got them or they exceeded their bandwidth -- a countdown to Suri's 18th birthday will do that.) tribute page of your own? Well, you're going to have to come up with a domain that's not, say, shilohpitt.com, or shilonouveljoliepitt.com, or shilohjolie.com ... you get the idea. (I'd recommend newmessiah.com -- maybe she missed that one.) I can't wait to see what goes up on these sites -- I bet










Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
6-03-2006 @ 11:17PM
Victoria said...
I think the "Suri" in the final paragraph should be changed to "Shiloh."
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6-04-2006 @ 12:16AM
Cindy said...
While I'm glad Shiloh was born healthy and hopefully disease free (considering where she was born), I'm sick to death of hearing about her parents. The media has done a damn good job of shoving Angelina and Brad down Jennifer Anniston's throat. For petesake, give it up! We (the public) are sick to death of hearing of their jet setting, their children, and the list goes on.
Angelina was never a personal fav of actresses, but Brad who I thought was the bomb, along with Cruise, can forget me ever watching anything they make anymore. I've lost total respect for these two men. Angelina is no different than her father (though she refuses to talk to him), she's a Hollywood tramp and now wants to save the world.
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6-04-2006 @ 3:05AM
Ajay Shroff said...
Good Catch Victoria. Cindy, there are a lot of people who share your views. Read this http://suggestamovie.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32
Ajay
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6-04-2006 @ 6:12AM
Martha Fischer said...
Victoria, the suricruise.com site has a countdown to Suri's birthday, so I think the use of "Suri" there is correct (I see two uses in the paragraph, both of which are right -- let me know if I'm overlooking one, please, and I'll fix it).
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6-04-2006 @ 7:06AM
Anna said...
Martha, the final paragraph includes "I bet Suri is going to be a great humanitarian before she can even crawl, linking visitors to any number of noble causes. She is, after all, both Jolie's daughter and, you know, a messiah. How can she not be perfect?" which clearly implies that Suri is Jolie's daughter. Suri is the Holmes/Cruise baby, Shiloh is Jolie's daughter, so I think Victoria is right.
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6-04-2006 @ 7:09AM
Martha Fischer said...
Ah-ha! I was looking in the wrong place. I'll fix it right now, thanks Anna and Victoria.
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6-04-2006 @ 2:24PM
Reality Check said...
Consider the possibility that Jolie registered those domains so other people couldn't. Preemptive registration happens all the time, notably by corporations and celebrities that have good reason to fear domain squatting, brand damage, or other abuse by random idiots. Given the vampiric attentions of the press (who chased them to Namibia, for God's sake), that sounds like a reasonable fear to me. I share your disgust for the way the media are milking this blessed event, but I thnk you might be blaming the victim here.
In any case, anyone putting up a fan site for a newborn they aren't even remotely related to is part of the problem. As far as I'm concerned, cutting them off from the domains they crave is a much needed intervention.
Love your writing, by the way...
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6-11-2006 @ 8:54AM
Puhlease said...
Get real, people! Yes, it's a celebrity baby procreated by one of the top entertainment hookups, and yes, the paparazzi took many more beatings for this kid, and yes, she was born in a lion-infested country and still happens to be cute, but 10,000 domain names? Hello, lots of babies are cute!
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6-11-2006 @ 9:09AM
carolyn said...
WHO THE HELL CARES WHAT THIS BABY IS..JESUS GIVE
IT UP...HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO I THINK BOTH
PARENTS ARE WORTHLESS..THEY MAY GET ALOT OF MONEY FOR
THERE MOVIES BUT HEY WOULD NOT WASTE MY TIME OR MONEY
SEEING THEM.
I MEAN IS THERE NOTHING ELSE TO DO EXCEPT MAKE WEBSITES FOR A BABY..JESUS i THINK THAT PEOPLE HAVE
TOO MUCH TIME ON THERE HANDS...GET A LIFE
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6-11-2006 @ 11:16AM
red said...
the paparazzi is responsible for all the news coverage and pictures of all the celebrities listed above.... i'm sure they are even responsible for some of the domains.... point is, all of the actors are people too, just trying to live their lives etc, but unfortunately do it all in the public eye. Its not right to judge actors, especially when we truly do not know their intentions (regarding jolie and saving the world) and we personally do not know them.
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6-11-2006 @ 2:10PM
michele said...
Okay she is here now lets move on she is not the only baby born to the famous people.
We shold just be happy that she is here and healthy stop with all the rest
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6-11-2006 @ 3:34PM
Sheryll said...
I am also glad that there were no complication with the birth but I am curious about the need for a c-section.
Now that the birth is over with I'll be glad to stop hearing about Jolie-Pitt. Jolie is one of the most photographed women w/kids but when you get down to it... It was, I'm sure, another unplanned hollywood pregnancy and only after... trying to make the best of it, did Brad abopt her other children. QUICKIE relationship rearly (and I mean rearly) last. There is a huge difference between love and lust. I don't have respect for either of them anymore.
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6-11-2006 @ 3:35PM
TABATHA said...
Come on!!! Don't people have better things to do with there lives then sit around and worry about other peoples children? I sure no I do, so I'll just say this and be on my way.
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6-11-2006 @ 4:13PM
Cheryl said...
I agree with Cindy, my opinion exactly. Enough of Jolie already. She made a name for herself by sleeping around. She is wierd. She treats her father like garbage. Hopefully Brad doesn't follow in her steps when it comes to family. His family won't tolerate it as they are normal. I wonder if her brother has moved in with them yet. Move over Brad I think she likes him better. Jennifer Anniston had it all over her and does not deserve to have that gothic witch shoved in her face anymore. She had a kid, so do alot of other people. Enough already. Brad has become a pansy. She wears the pants obviously. Jolie thinks she has him. He did it once he will do it again, wait till the next movie star that shows him attention. Your chains and patted room isn't going to hold him down Jolie. He is a follower not a leader. He is missing the manly qualities he should have. In a few years we will be reading about their separation. I will toast to that one. Jenn smile cause they are not worth the attention.
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6-11-2006 @ 4:55PM
Katherine said...
I agree with Cindy. Jolie is a Hollywood tramp...I had this opinion before her and Pitt...and, more so now. As far as saving the world, she is wanting to save other countries but what about all the problems and children in this country. I do believe all children have a right to life and love; however, I also feel we need to have loyalty to this country and make a difference at "home" first. I truly have little respect for Jolie or Pitt. They deserve each other and, in the future, I believe one of them will have an affair and end the way they started.
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6-11-2006 @ 5:00PM
stephanie said...
I personally think "who cares about Jennifer Aniston's feelings"? Get over it already, it's called "moving on" Brad and her had no kids together, they were in a trial seperation when Angelina and Brad hooked up anyway...so why are people so damn judgemental about Angelina? And, the fact is...they are famous, so obviously people DO want to see them and they DO love them or they wouldn't be hounding them constantly, it's part of being an actor or actress. In this life that we "ordinary people" live, people divorce all the time, and they HAVE to move on. Aniston can do the same also, espeically now that Brad has a FAMILY, a baby of his own, and he is in love. When Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had their baby, people didn't say "poor Nicole, the press is rubbing it in her face"...
And, Angelina and Brad actually want to help poor people in the world, women, children, etc...unlike Aniston, who has her head in hollywood. I have nothing against Aniston whatsoever, however, I feel that she, like so many people have, needs to move on and stop feeling like she is a victim. She has the right to NOT help people and the right to NOT adopt any kids, and she has the right to star in movies, etc...but people also need to stop saying "poor Aniston"....maybe she is tired of hearing that from everyone.
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6-11-2006 @ 6:34PM
Linda said...
I'd like to know why people think Angelina is a tramp? Because she was willing to give Brad a special gift that Jennifer wasn't! That's why the marriage ended...he wanted children, and Jennifer is too into herself to give him that. Sometimes you have to move on to someone better suited.
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6-11-2006 @ 7:41PM
michelle said...
people are calling angelina a hollywood trap but the fact is in life relationships end the only reason we know is because they are in the public eye jennifer anniston is not a martry she is a woman who has gotten a divorce it happens every day angelina is not a trap so if you don't like the covrage don't watch are read about it im sure some of you have been with more than one person don't throw stones when you only know what the media shows you get alife
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6-11-2006 @ 8:00PM
Connie said...
Michelle..........please, put your computer to good use and learn how to use spell check. Talk about needing to get a life.....geez!!!!
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6-11-2006 @ 8:38PM
DANIELLE said...
ALL of you people that posted comments are full of shit. I respect Angelina Jolie from who she was to who she became, she was a tramp of a woman who became a mother, and humanitarian. Although, my favorite is Angelina Jolie is my favorite actress, I recently decided i like Jennifer Anniston as well. And it is a shame that Brad and Jenn split, but its not all Angelina's fault. Brad was more at fault. And although you may all hate Angelina and love and pity Jenn, im sure Jenn does not want your pity. She is a grown woman, and the matter is personal. That whole situation is personal, and while i, a fan like to see whats going on with the celebs, i do think there is a line that was crossed. if i were in all of their situations i would not want my personal affairs on the news.
Thank you.
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