Cinematical's SmartGossip for June 8, 2006

Marc Anthony has finally reached "mega-icky" status in my books. To commemorate J-Lo's recent Women in Film award, the creepy crooner took out a page in Variety to advertise his love for Jennifer Lopez (doesn't he remember Afflek's boot-licking ad of 2002?  Not to mention Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford's ill-fated spread in the New York Times?).  Anthony phrased his praise like a script (complete with stage direction) and ended his profession of love with, "here's to never waking up, baby. You deserve it, I love you."  This sounded a little bit too much like A Nightmare on Elm Street's tag-line, "If Nancy Doesn't Wake Up Screaming, She Won't Wake Up At All ...".

According to Page Six,  we can now add Lindsay Lohan to Anna Wintour's "naughty list." The Herbie Fully Loaded star was sitting at Wintour's table for the CFDA Awards and allegedly visited the bathroom no less than six times in the span of two hours.  Wintour was furious with Lindsay's behavior and was overheard telling a Vogue Staffer, "tell her, if she gets up one more time, she will never be invited to one of my events again." It seems Lindsay has left her super cute Disney days in the dust and is headed towards an entirely different vehicle I like to call, The Bathroom: Fully Reloaded.

Dolphins are the latest mammals to hop on the "Jessica Alba is hot" bandwagon. The Sin City star recently confessed to the fact that the male dolphins on the set of Flipper got a little too close for comfort and would often give her "pokes" (her words, I swear).  Due to the all the friskiness on the set, Alba was forced to work solely with female dolphins.  Needless to say, Alba made sure give a shout-out to her underwater friends when she thanked "all the perverts who voted for me," for her MTV Movie Award for "Sexiest Performance".