X-Men and Fantastic Four: What Would Chabon Have Written?
Filed under: Action, Comic/Superhero/Geek
If you're a fan of comic-book movies, you probably already know that Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Michael Chabon had a hand in the screen story for one of my fave films, Spider-Man 2 . And if you're a fan of Chabon, you already know that the man is a huge comic fanboy. What you may not know is that Chabon, prior to the publication of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay (the book for which he won the Pulitzer Prize for Literature), pitched studios for both Fantastic Four and X-Men -- and was turned down.
The ever-self-effacing Chabon (who even lists on his website a bunch of negative pull-quotes about his work) has a couple of essays on his website about his unsuccessful pitches. In "Maybe Not So Much With the Fantastic", he details his unsuccessful pitch meeting with Chris Columbus' 1492 Productions (at which he laughed along with the execs about fanboys who came in to pitch their take on the film with their Fantastic Four comics in hand -- while his own copy of FF #48 -- "The Coming of Galactus!" -- hid quietly in his own briefcase). He also includes his pitch notes, which give you an idea of the direction he would have taken the film. Whether you liked Fantastic Four or thought it was a galactic pile of crap, it's interesting to read what Chabon might have done with the story, especially the villian element.
About a year later, Chabon was approached by a 20th Century Fox exec who wanted to know if Chabon would be interested in trying his hand at the script for X-Men. Chabon's proposal was summarily rejected, but he includes for your reading pleasure his take on X-Men and the direction he would have taken the script. He would have focused heavily on character development, particularly of Wolverine and Jubilee. A brief excerpt of his take on one of the four main "elements" in X-Men:
"I have chosen an X-men lineup--Cyclops, Jean Grey, Nightcrawler, Beast, Iceman, Storm, Wolverine and Jubilee, that provides for the greatest degree of contrast of personality, with each of the characters capable of filling a very distinct, even archetypical role in the story, in an ensemble configuration not all too different from that of Star Trek, which is a useful model, in my opinion, for this type of film. I intend to make sure that each X-man gets a chance to come alive as a real character, mostly by focusing on the small details of personality, the everyday humdrum routine of being a fabulously superpowered mutant."
Chabon goes on to note that he would spend the first film fully developing the X-Men as characters, and would not even introduce the supervillians (Magneto, et al) until the second film. He includes a six-page treatment that I would have loved to have seen on film. Ah, well. I guess he didn't have enough blowing-stuff-up action scenes in there for Hollywood. Maybe he'll get another shot in the future.












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
7-09-2006 @ 3:04PM
Wilkee said...
After reading both of his pitches, i seem to perfer them over either of the movies that were produced, especially the fantastic four one, that movie was awful. i would much rather have wanted to see this one.
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7-09-2006 @ 3:40PM
Finished.Law.School said...
Anything would be better than the Fantastic Four that made it to film...
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7-09-2006 @ 8:09PM
David said...
I think the lord that neither of these ideas for the movies came to pass. I hate the idea of a perpetual 1963 for the Fantastic 4. The biggest fans of these superhero genre type movies I would think are the people who grew up reading them who are now in their 20s, 30s and even 40s. I want the films to bring in all of the things from the comics but making them more mature and updated. I don't want to see bee hive hairdos and hot rod space ships. I don't wanna see some stupid teen movie. As an adult I wanna be taken into the marvel world and shown in in a mature way. I also want to be entertained, give me the Age of Apocalypse storyline. Let me see humans enslaving mutants in Genosha. Give me the Pianist meets the first Matrix and toss in some Sentinels for good measure. Why do movie execs think that a movie has to diverge from the comic so non comic readers will watch it? You end up with a movie that pleases no one. Give me some new enemies, trotting out Magneto in every movie is getting really dull. Where is Mr. Sinister, Apocalypse? Why did they change Juggernaut from Xavier's brother and magically powered to a carbon copy of the Sabretooth character from past movies? If we can suspend reality long enough to believe a guy can shoot solar blasts out of his eyes that I think we can believe that Juggernaut got his powers from some magical jewel. Anyway enough ranting. All I want is one mutant movie that is true to the comics/animated series. one last thing, If you are gonna have mutants flying I want them to fly like Neo in the Matrix, or Superman in this latest movie, I don't want them to float lazily in like they do in the X-men films.
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7-09-2006 @ 8:17PM
David said...
Woops, I meant "I thank the lord".
Note to engadget: Please include some sort of edit feature in a future update. Some of us idiots can't get our words right before we submit the damn thing.
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7-12-2006 @ 10:47AM
cms said...
Brilliant, sir. *clap, clap!*
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