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Those of you itching with anticipation of Mike Judge's (Office Space) return to the big screen might want to take a deep breath and sit down for a moment. Oh wait, you're probably already sitting down -- nevermind. Anyway, according to an article over at MTV, the release of Judge's upcoming Idiocracy has been postponed indefinitely. Say it ain't so, dude!

Pic was supposed to hit theaters next month but, for whatever reason, that is no longer happening. God, I hate it when they use the words, "postponed indefinitely". That's like a nice way of saying, "This film sucks so badly, you'll be lucky to see the thing at all." And that may indeed be the truth. The article also alludes to a very limited release should Idiocracy ever make it to theaters. Damn, double suck-age.

Film stars Luke Wilson as an average guy who is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for some sort of human hibernation experiment. When he wakes up 1,000 years into the future, he realizes everyone around him is as dumb as a doorknob, making him the smartest person alive. It sounds hysterical, though I imagine the key word here is "sounds". Oh well.

[via JoBlo]