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If there's one person I wouldn't mind following me around day in and day out, it's the beautiful Sandra Bullock. Heck, what's better than going up to your friends and saying, "Hey everyone, this is my stalker Sandra Bullock. Sandra, this is everyone." In what has to be one of her more bizarre roles, Fox 2000 has picked up the spec script All About Steve, with intentions to have Bullock play the leading role.

Written by Kim Barker, the broad comedy revolves around a "brilliant but eccentric crossword-puzzler" who stalks a TV cameraman across the country. A TV cameraman? That's sort of an odd person to form an obsession around. Most of the cameramen I've run into are quite large, have big guts, wear a lot of hats and never shave. Of course, since this is a movie, I imagine they'll get someone like Matthew McConaughey to play the hottest TV cameraman in existence, while they'll dirty Bullock up a bit (maybe go with a Cameron Diaz in Being John Malkovich look) and then throw in a moment where she takes off her glasses and realizes she's beautiful on the outside, as well as on the inside. Oh, and somehow crossword puzzles will fit in to the story.

Here's a puzzle for ya: How would one describe Bullock's last few films? Four letters down, starts with 'C' and ends with 'P'?