Caption This! The Beerfest DVD Prize Package Giveaway
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In anticipation of the release of the Beerfest DVD (in both regular and unrated versions!) on December 5, we're bringing you one of the best prize package giveaways we've ever done for a Caption This! contest. You know the drill: Take a good look at the still from the movie above, then give us your best shot at a caption in the comments. The winning caption, as determined by either Erik's Magic 8 Ball or a team of highly-paid humor analysts (whichever gives the best pitch for why they should get the gig), will get this amazing prize package:
1 Completely, Totally Unrated Beerfest DVD
1 Navy Blue Bottle Opener Hat (Everyone who has seen this wants it!)
1 Black "Schnitzengiggle Tavern" Tee
1 Beer Mug Glasses (The kind you wear!)
1 Beautiful Beer Stein with Domed Lid
1 Alcohawk ™ Personal Breathalyzer (This is real and high-end.)
How's that for a great prize package? Four runners-up will win Beerfest Unrated DVDs. You love beer, you love Beerfest -- and even if you don't, hey, if you win you can wrap it all up and give it to your friends for Christmas. So put on those thinking caps, try out your caption ideas on your frat brothers or your mom, and get your captions in the comments. You have until midnight PST on December 5 to get your entries in.
Note: You MUST give a valid email address in order to activate your comment. Entries that are not activated by the reader will not be considered valid entries.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
11-22-2006 @ 8:20AM
William Goss said...
Tastiest. Yeast infection. Ever.
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11-22-2006 @ 8:27AM
Todd said...
Before spreading the ashes of Uncle Horst over the Reeperbahn sidewalks, Karl and Johann partook in a boisterous game of What's In My Streudal?
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11-22-2006 @ 8:33AM
Devin Pike said...
"This much yeast under a woman's arms is a good thing, ja?"
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11-22-2006 @ 8:37AM
Devin Pike said...
When Paul swore to his dying grandfather he would carry the old man's ashes to Germany where he would dine on massive pretzels hung off a barmaid's arms, even Paul didn't believe he'd make good on it.
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11-22-2006 @ 8:46AM
Rich Drees said...
"This is much better than last year when that armless guy was holding onto the pretzels..."
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11-22-2006 @ 9:04AM
Steve said...
In Japan they pay big money for this kind of action.
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11-22-2006 @ 9:11AM
Mark said...
"Dude, I don't get it. What's so great about this?"
"Wait'll ya see where she keeps the mustard!"
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11-22-2006 @ 9:11AM
Steve said...
And coming up next: the Pretzel Stick Challenge!
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11-22-2006 @ 10:07AM
Harry Waksberg said...
"Eat up, boys! We all know the revenue from this movie won't buy you lunch."
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11-22-2006 @ 10:09AM
Patrick McCarron said...
"First one to finish their pretzels gets to see me in the shape of a pretzel."
"Is that an eating contest too?"
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11-22-2006 @ 1:15PM
Rick Dodson said...
"The traditional Bavarian 'Luften-Tranken' or Drunk-Lifting contest, in which the beer maiden must lift two drunken men off the ground by their teeth before they can bite through a hard pretzel." Ein Prosit!
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11-22-2006 @ 1:20PM
Dan said...
Roxanna smiled at Quarterback Rod Q. Patterson, confident that her new look and smell and taste would provide her the coveted homecoming queen's crown at Friday's game. Her happiness was undeterred even by yearbook editor Peter Hupport's overzealous attention, insanely murmuring between mastications into his ever-present urn. Like a mantra, she willed herself to ignore the burden on her arms and the growling in her belly.
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11-22-2006 @ 3:34PM
Chanda said...
Klaus had played ring-around-a-rosy before, but not like this.
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11-22-2006 @ 4:15PM
Dan Seitz said...
Screw the pretzels, go get the butter.
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11-22-2006 @ 6:02PM
Chris said...
This never happened when I used hula-hoops.
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11-22-2006 @ 6:13PM
Michael May said...
Anna smiled. The quadriplegic hobos had attacked her pretzels again, but they hadn't accounted for her immense increase in arm strength as she prepared to raise them high for the baying crowd to feast on. The weights sessions had worked wonders.
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11-22-2006 @ 9:02PM
Dorv said...
I really thought that the whipped cream bikini would work better... Who Knew?
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11-23-2006 @ 1:36AM
Nathan said...
This is same as traditional American "Right to Bread Arms" play time, Yes?
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11-23-2006 @ 3:24AM
Kurifurisan said...
After a few years without steady income Patricia Arquette decided to call her agent about that role on "Medium".
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11-23-2006 @ 3:29AM
Jonathan Morrell said...
This is just one of the many deleted scenes that will be included on the new re-edition of "The sound of Music" DVD
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