Caption This: Snakes on a Plane DVD Prize Package!
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Everyone's favorite buzzed-about Snake-tastic film is getting set to arrive on DVD this January 2, and Cinematical is here to give five lucky winners one helluva DVD prize package. You know the drill: The five people who come up with the best caption for the above picture will be sent some wicked gifts -- all SOAP-related -- and all of which are sure to put a smile on your face. When those crummy Christmas gifts leave you depressed and desperately in need of a pick-me-up, Cinematical will be there (as always) to save the day.
In order to qualify for the prizes listed below, you must submit your caption by 8PM EST on January 8, 2007, as that is when the contest ends. Also, you must provide Cinematical with a valid email address when you activate your comment so that we're able to contact you when (and if) you win. Wanna know what you'll be getting? Check it out:
The best five captions will receive:
1 Copy of the brand spanking new Snakes on a Plane DVD (full screen version).
1 Copy of the official Snakes on a Plane movie soundtrack.
1 Snakes on a Plane shirt.
1 Snakes on a Plane hat.
1 Set of Iron On Images (which you can use to design your very own nifty SOAP shirt).
Okay, now it's your turn. Provide us with the best caption you can think of, but remember to do so by 8PM EST on January 8, 2007. Comment. Email Address. Activate. It's that simple. Good luck!
Note: Contest now closed -- thanks for all your wonderful submissions. The winners will be announced soon ...
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
12-22-2006 @ 12:11PM
Tom said...
"Yeah doc, it's turning greenish blue and the head is very swollen. If I knew this is what I'd get for joining the mile high club, I would have reconsidered."
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12-22-2006 @ 12:39PM
Kurt said...
"Yeah, Morty, I've got the script in my hand now... are you sure there's not another Star Wars film in the works?"
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12-22-2006 @ 12:50PM
Fullman said...
"That's right. Made in Malaysia. What? No... Ma-lay-sia. Manufactured 12/05. What? No, I don't see a two-way switch. There's some sort of proprietary screw port. Geez, I have to send this back, don't I?"
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12-22-2006 @ 1:01PM
Ryan said...
"Yeah, doc, I'm choking the snake. Uh... that's not a euphamism..."
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12-22-2006 @ 2:57PM
Mark S said...
Look what I caught while on leave in Bangkok! She said she was clean...
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12-22-2006 @ 1:18PM
Rich drees said...
"What do you mean this takes batteries? The bsaid nothing about batteries!! Man, this is what I hate about the holidays..."
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12-22-2006 @ 1:14PM
Steven said...
"I know I'm looking at a dead snake in my hands, Marty, but damn it, why is Cinematical giving away the Full Screen version of this film? IT MAKES NO SENSE!"
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12-22-2006 @ 1:17PM
Mike K said...
"OK, the motherf**king Dell serial number is MX311454. Since I have to ship it back to you for 3 weeks while you fix it, can you send me a loaner snake in the meantime? I got a movie to shoot!"
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12-22-2006 @ 4:30PM
Murphy said...
"It says 'Dharma Initiative'. . . Beats the hell outta me."
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12-22-2006 @ 1:23PM
Lee said...
*rings*
" Hey Quentin(Tarantino),I think you left one of your weird ass ideas in my suitcase."
*listens*
" And Yes, Now Im Screwed."
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12-22-2006 @ 1:23PM
Burz said...
"zzziiip... Doc, the package said to call ya if it lasted for more than 4 hours"
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12-22-2006 @ 1:37PM
Greg said...
"Now who's constricted by the throat, bitch"
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12-27-2006 @ 11:52AM
Mike Lifsey said...
Get Lucas on the line, tell him I want a Purple CG snake
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12-22-2006 @ 2:01PM
Moviequill said...
What do you mean I should know what an 18 inch black python in my hand feels like?
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12-22-2006 @ 2:05PM
Kurifurisan said...
Sam called his agent as soon as he realized that "Snakes on a Plane" had nothing to with the Mile High Club.
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12-22-2006 @ 2:12PM
Eric said...
Sam: "Yeah, is this Dr. Drew? I found something real kinky under my girlfriend's bed and it has me concerned."
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12-22-2006 @ 2:18PM
Cath said...
It says here "Made in Ireland." Hey, waita a mutha*@#*&@ minute!!!
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12-22-2006 @ 2:58PM
Max Hill said...
"yeah, poison control? I accidentally used icy-hot when... you know... strangling the trouser-snake..."
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12-22-2006 @ 3:46PM
Darrett Burr said...
Doc, let me tell you a thing or two. I got a big f'ing snake in my hand and it ain't mine, you get my drift? This one comes with it's own lube.
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12-22-2006 @ 3:50PM
Fred said...
"No! I asked for pepperoni and extra cheese. Does this LOOK like extra cheese to you?!"
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