My Oh My Top 10 Movies of 2006
Filed under: Awards, For Your Consideration, Hold the 'Fone
How time flies. It seems like only a year ago we were drafting our Best-of lists for 2005. I had high hopes for the year to come, envisioning groundbreaking work from visionaries like the Wayans brothers, the Duff sisters and Larry the Cable Guy. Instead this year belonged to a master craftsman named Marty and a fresh-faced filmmaker called Fleck. Of the 150-plus movies I saw this year, here are my cream of the crop:10. Shut Up & Sing
Funny how many folks still harbor such resentment for the Dixie Chicks, even as the lame (duck) prez they dissed has seen his approval ratings plummet to freezing point. Well, not funny, sad actually. Barbara Kopple's intriguing, unexpectedly candid doc takes us on their incredible journey as they stave off career suicide, forge a tighter sisterhood and become symbols of a nation deeply divided.
9. Casino Royale
Has an actor ever been more vindicated in the history of Hollywood than Daniel Craig? Haters were everywhere upon news of his casting as the sixth 007. I think I even heard a crazy homeless man mumbling that Craig was "too prissy." And then there's the whole blond controversy. Sorry my friends, but ass-kicking is colorblind. And Craig ass-kicked his way into iconic stature as the Bond franchise officially became reinstated. 8. Dave Chappelle's Block Party
He could do anything and make us laugh: read the phonebook, yawn, walk away from $50 million. Maybe not that last part. This vastly entertaining doc alternates between the comic's brilliant non-act and treasured hip-hop-soul acts and was the perfect antidote for those of us in 'Chappelle's Show' withdrawal.
7. Borat
Those of us who've long kneeled at the altar of Ali G now have to share him with the mass market. Sacha Baron Cohen is a genius posing as a moron, and the way he goes about exposing absurdities (mostly of the bias variety) could make a helluva thesis. I wasn't surprised to hear early buzz that 'Borat' could be the funniest movie EVER. I don't know if I'd go that far, but it's classic. Now let's all take a second to laugh at the racist, sexist frat boys who might never get a job or date again in their lives.
6. Brick
It's a celluloid mash-up of sorts: 1940s film noir meets contemporary California high school. And it never should've worked. That it's brilliantly executed (despite the fact that the lightning-quick dialogue full of slang writer-director Rian Johnson conceived for the story can be hard to follow) is cause to celebrate. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is one of the most exciting actors of his generation (rent 'Mysterious Skin' now) and does wonders channeling Bogie as a teen detective on the prowl.5. Why We Fight
Eugene Jarecki's sensational documentary about the U.S. war machine gets more relevant by the day. Instead of falling into the trap of telling you this is a film every American must see (d'oh!), I'll just wonder aloud why it couldn't have made a tenth of what 'Fahrenheit 9/11' grossed.4. Dreamgirls
How good's the music? There shouldn't be that much clapping in a movie theater. How good's the acting? Jennifer Hudson, Beyonce and Eddie Murphy ALL upstage Oscar winner Jamie Foxx. How much did I not really care about musicals until this one came along? That one's just rhetorical.
3. The Departed
This is the first film ever to make my head throb with pain, yet still leave me craving seconds. Martin Scorsese's forays into more historical fare ('Gangs of New York,' 'The Aviator') were honorable, but dude is just in his element with mob movies. His remake of the enjoyable 'Infernal Affairs' is one of the most complete thrillers to release in a decade. If he doesn't finally win an Oscar for Best Director this year, let's all go on a hunger strike until he does. 2. Pan's Labyrinth
Oh Guillermo Del Toro ... I love your movie even more than I love saying your name. (Hope it doesn't freak you out that I love saying your name.) It's hard to compare this dark fantasy tale about a girl who invents an alternate, mythical universe (or does she?) to escape the brutality of war around her to anything I've ever seen. It's innovative, awe-inspiring and powerful.
Honorable Mentions 1. Half Nelson
Crackheads tend to get a bad rap. Ryan Gosling plays the first one I ever rooted hard for as an inner-city history teacher trying to inspire his kids while he just can't say "No." Ryan Fleck's directorial debut is a startling achievement, a penetrating, engrossing, outstanding film. And that's putting it lightly.
The Road to Guantanamo
United 93
The Science of Sleep
A Scanner Darkly
Apocalypto
The Ground Truth
Little Miss Sunshine
Water
Little Children
The Descent
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
12-23-2006 @ 6:23PM
Chris Mandemaker said...
Superman Returns
Little Miss Sunshine
Casino Royale
X-Men: The Last Stand
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Stranger Than Fiction
The Prestige
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Happy Feet
Mission Impossible III
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12-24-2006 @ 11:04AM
Matin Woods said...
The Best Of 2006 1.The Illusionist 2.V for Vendtta 3.The Prestige 4.The Good Shepherd 5.The Inside Man 6.An Inconvenient Truth 7.The Departed 8.Casino Royale 9. Lucky Number Slevin 10 The Davinci Code. P.S. The Illusionist is the easy winner by far and the only four star movie of the year.
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12-25-2006 @ 3:11PM
movie fan said...
Half Nelson was a surprise sleeper for me - definitely my favorite of the year. It has stayed with me and has unintentionally become the standard on which I have judged other movies. Too bad it was in such limited release!
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12-27-2006 @ 8:26PM
Mary said...
Your list is ridiculous. Such liberal bias.
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12-27-2006 @ 9:20PM
Bob Pavlik said...
You came up with a list of the greatest movies I NEVER saw. You probably like all the film festival movies too.
Sorry,other than Casino Royal, your list is pretty lame
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12-27-2006 @ 8:33PM
Lisa Hennessy said...
I think that this list is very accurate, except for the absence of The Prestige. The Prestige was a trilling moving full of twists and turns in the well scripted plot. Hugh Jackman plays the role of the popular magician, shall i say magically, and Christian Dale plys the other magician perfectly. He shows nothing to spoil the ending in his acting performance.
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12-27-2006 @ 8:35PM
stacy weaver said...
did any of these do good at the box office ? these list are always a joke.
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12-27-2006 @ 8:41PM
kaylee said...
pshhhh i think that pirates of the carribean should be in the top 10 man you guys messed up!!!
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12-27-2006 @ 8:42PM
rosie said...
the ONLY movie that held our interest for 2006 was the Illusionist
the rest where SOS and not worth spending money on
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12-27-2006 @ 8:44PM
rosie said...
the ONLY movie we found worthwile for 2006 was
the Illunionist, the rest a waste of money
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12-27-2006 @ 8:54PM
Deborah Lincoln said...
You have got to be kidding with Borat! I am NOT satirically challenged, but I found this movie degrading and offensive to the max. A ten minute nude wrestling scene, feces at the dinner table, Jews with horns. This could and should have been a searing, provocative commentary of America, instead it was just gross. I think everyone is just too coll to say it sucked. To me it signals the demise of morality and intelligence in America. If this is truly what we admire, the Apocalypse is coming forthwith.
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12-27-2006 @ 8:59PM
Ann said...
Sorry, you guys are all wet on your ranking. I suppose that is why I never listen to critics and they are usually opposite of the popular opinion and box office take.
Cheers!
Ann
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12-27-2006 @ 9:13PM
Dyann Wright said...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest was one of the best films of the seven seas.
The Nativity
Superman's Return
Happy Feet
Eragon
Casino Royale
The Departed
Little Miss Sunshine
The Prestige
The Illusionist
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12-27-2006 @ 10:06PM
Pirate Girl said...
1. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest
2. Cars
3. Xmen: The Last Stand
4. Mission Impossible III
5. Superman Returns
6. Casino Royale
7. Talladega Nights
8. The Prestige
9. Stranger than Fiction
10.Night at the Museum
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12-27-2006 @ 9:20PM
Dustin said...
X-Men The Last Stand should not have even have broken the top 50. It contained weak storytelling, the symbolism and motifs that the first two films had were completely removed, and the acting was terrible with the exception of Kelsey Grammer. I was even dissapointed with Hugh Jackman.
V For Vendetta, an action film with substance and quality, did not make the list, and X-men and MI3 did. Im not saying these films were the best of the year, because your top 5 is quite frankly dead on, but we're are talking about the better movie. V For Vendetta was on the top ten lists for critics and moviefans alike for awhile, and is in the top 250 movies on IMDB, which was voted by moviegoers. I was quite surprised not to see V for Vendetta in your top 50.
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12-27-2006 @ 9:28PM
hnobriga said...
You certainly picked the ten most unwatched movies, except for casion royale.
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12-27-2006 @ 9:48PM
Kay Ward said...
BORAT...are you some male between 16 and 24, with a gross fondness for potty humor and think it is alright to say all the things that proper society might think, but would NEVER utter...the single worst movie of the year...offensive and so NOT FUNNY. Oh, yeah...it sucked...quess I'm not cool...
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12-27-2006 @ 9:39PM
harmon said...
I agree with Bob Pavlik, your a liberal snob..which is fine..except you also have lousey movie taste..double whammy. Dixie Chicks? Please see how brave I am..I saw the Chicks movie and made fun of the Prez..I am so cool.. geez grow up.
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12-27-2006 @ 9:40PM
j taylor said...
your list sucks
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12-27-2006 @ 9:41PM
dean Sedgwick said...
seven out of ten movies are rated R. Is that the trend our do you just like R rated movies
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