Could Federline be John Waters' New Star?
Filed under: RumorMonger, Celebrities and Controversy, Fandom
This might just be a marriage made in cheesy Baltimore heaven. On the one hand, you've got the prolific King of Filth, John Waters. The man not only delights in the usually undelightable, but he makes it look classy and seem perfectly sensible. The strange and perverse are his playground, and he particularly delights in controversial media names -- which is why Patricia Hearst pops up in all of his films these days. However, she might have to start fighting for his affections, as it seems like he's ready to wash in the current name of unpopularity -- Kevin Federline.It makes perfect sense. Federline has been a media trainwreck ever since he left his pregnant girlfriend, Shar Jackson, for one Miss Britney Spears. From there, each morsel has gotten more terrible than the last. He turned people off with Chaotic and then assaulted our ears with his debut CD, Playing with Fire. Following tradition, where other people cringe, John Waters chuckles with glee, the lone Federline fanboy thrusting his lighter high into the air. In an interview with Canoe.ca, he is imagining his marriage to the media train-wreck while bad-mouthing Kevin's latest forgotten love interest. Now this would be something to bump up his cred. A marriage to Waters might be just what the guy needs now that Britney isn't around to prop him up. Unfortunately, I doubt they'll follow Alan Cumming and Grant Shaffer down the aisle. However, Waters giggled at the thought of casting Federline in his upcoming films. He's already used portions of Hearst's life to bring Cecil B. Demented to the screen, so maybe it's time Waters gave the music world his brand of Baltimore sleaze.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)
1-10-2007 @ 8:10PM
angie said...
what a sorry loser!!!!!!!1
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1-10-2007 @ 10:43PM
Ruth said...
Oh go away K-Fed just go far away and leave us alone.
Sick of hearing about Brit/Paris/Lindsay anyway.
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1-10-2007 @ 11:15PM
MIKE FROM MONTANA said...
HOW COME EVERYONE BADMOUTHS KEVIN. HE JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE BRITTNEY ROLLERCOASTER. GIVE THE POOR GUY A BREAK. HER DIVORCING HIM WAS PROBABLY THE BEST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO HIM. SHE'S THE ONE THAT'S SCREWING UP--NOT HIM. MIKE FROM MONTANA
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1-10-2007 @ 8:29PM
liz said...
no. No!! NO!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1-10-2007 @ 10:16PM
Bob said...
Federline is not worth the air he breathes. Why does the media or, for that matter, anyone else care what he does?
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1-10-2007 @ 8:38PM
Lainey said...
Thankfully, we have the choice of NOT watching whatever Waters cooks up with Federline.I have wisely restrained from listening to KFed's music, thus avoiding the bleeding ears, dementia and other afflictions plaguing those that succumbed to curiosity.
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1-11-2007 @ 8:39PM
tori said...
i agree w/ lainey. i like my music, and my ears!!!
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1-14-2007 @ 12:02PM
toby said...
wat the hell federline is a man-whore if u like him get a F*****life no offense
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1-11-2007 @ 9:26PM
Judy said...
Britney Spears is likely the most beautiful entertainer of today. She must have seen something in Kevin Federline? Does he have a good personality? Is he humorous? God doesn't make junk, so what did she see in him?
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1-10-2007 @ 9:13PM
doug Schmall said...
Guess its back to crying in his Starbuck's Latte in Fresno for K-Fed.
He hangs out at the Starbuck's at Cedar and Ashlan in Fresno by his mom,s house.
So how much is a picture of that tall bald guy rubbing K-Feds bare feet outside the Starbuck's worth?
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1-10-2007 @ 9:09PM
Gary said...
John Waters is rad! Kevin wouldn't even need to act in the movie, he's perfectly trashy the way he is.
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1-10-2007 @ 10:01PM
Beth said...
He makes my skin crawl!
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1-10-2007 @ 9:25PM
Annette said...
I don't know who is more of an unfit parent - him or Britney.
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1-10-2007 @ 9:14PM
LizBeth said...
Waters always has a pragmatic use of dog shi* in his movies, Kevin is the newest form of it.
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1-10-2007 @ 9:17PM
Jenna said...
In the wake of Britney and Kevins separation he is turning out to be the much better person.Sad but true...looks better too.
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1-10-2007 @ 9:30PM
Theresa said...
Not everybody can be popular like Britney.
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1-11-2007 @ 4:58PM
Nim said...
When someone says "White trash" the photo of K Fed and Brittney come to mind. Those poor babies thank god for the nanny lol
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1-10-2007 @ 9:39PM
Nim said...
When someone says "White trash" the photo of K Fed and Brittney come to mind. Those poor babies thank god for the nanny lol
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1-11-2007 @ 10:36PM
Natasia said...
WhaT? Well, i must say I am a bit surprised. K-Fed is already messed up as it is...I wonder if this would degrade him even more.
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1-10-2007 @ 11:09PM
starlitkate said...
Ya'll need to grow up. What did Kevin ever do to you?? Only thing he has done wrong is marry your princess of pop and got trashed for it. After all it was what she wanted and got herself into. So leave the guy alone. And I think his music is good.
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