Jackass Crew Gets Hosed ... by Madonna?
Filed under: Comedy, Newsstand, HBO Films
I bet the Jackass crew has done a dangerous stunt using a fireman's hose. I've never been able to bring myself to watch either the TV show or the film -- I'm not particularly interested in watching a guy wax off all of his body hair while getting kicked in the scrotum -- but I'm sure a professional fire hose has come into play at some point in their careers. Now, four of the risk takers will appear in a scripted film produced by Madonna's Maverick Films and HBO -- with a fire hose as the inspiration.Hosed will be a comedy about a volunteer firefighter who has big aspirations but little physical talent. Finally, this Good Samaritan is "assigned to a firehouse where he has to deal with a band of misfit firefighters from the wrong side of the tracks," as described by Hollywood Reporter. Chris Pontius, Preston Lacy, Steve O, and Jason Acuña will be the 'misfits.' We know these guys can be naked, struck by a taser gun and maced, all at the same time, but do they have the acting chops to even pull off an Adam "Tex" Davis (Just Friends) film? We'll have to wait until it's released to find out.
As far as the story goes...an inept volunteer firefighter and four unruly veterans? It sounds like blind leading the blind. Let's hope that whomever they cast as the inevitable mishap firefighter is enough to carry the film on his clumsy (yet hopefully broad and attractive) shoulders.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
1-11-2007 @ 2:06PM
angie said...
ill see it
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1-11-2007 @ 2:25PM
Missy said...
As scripted as her life.
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1-11-2007 @ 2:26PM
Missy said...
And as predictable as her antics.
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1-11-2007 @ 2:43PM
Justin said...
In Jackass 2, their was a fireman's hose used when Dave England held on to it as the hose was dangled in mid air while turned on full blast.
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1-11-2007 @ 2:42PM
who cares said...
STUPID!!
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1-11-2007 @ 2:54PM
Bill Hilser said...
Yes, but how can I tell which one is the Jackass and which one is Madonna? They look and sound alike to me.
Yer pal, Ferrari Bubba
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1-11-2007 @ 2:51PM
Bill Hilser said...
Yes, but how can I tell which on is the Jackass, and which is Madonna? They both look and sound alike to me!
Yer pal, Ferrari Bubba
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1-11-2007 @ 3:56PM
Razor Boy said...
Sounds just like the sub-plot to the movie Roxanne with Steve Martin (Very Funny/Cute Movie) which was a modern adaptation of Cyrano de Bergerac.
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1-11-2007 @ 3:28PM
Tonya said...
I agree with you # 7
Tonya
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1-11-2007 @ 3:32PM
Milos W. B. Dobroslavic said...
I think Madonna Piccone is one of the best entertainers around. She absolutely exudes all good sexual instincts and causes both men and women to become aroused. She has a divine sense of self and performs accordingly. Besides keeping fit physically, she has a top notch intellectual capacity as well. Needless to add, I'm madly in love with her.
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1-12-2007 @ 12:36PM
T. Rex said...
Why is someone (Jennifer) that picks and chooses what is worth seeing even allowed to write about movies? I spent a few years as a buyer for a large video chain-- and had to see EVERYTHING that came out. Period. I think the Jackass here is the person that turns their nose up at things they won't even TRY (watching), but posts opinion on whether or not it can be "pulled off".
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1-11-2007 @ 3:47PM
Beth said...
Sorry #9 I have never been sexually aroused by Madonna. She is exudes something all right but sexual insticts would not be it in my book.
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1-15-2007 @ 1:27PM
bj said...
Jackass ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1-11-2007 @ 3:55PM
B said...
If you want to see the Jackass 2 clip of the firehouse - copy & paste (or click) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaCcp9S_j24
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1-11-2007 @ 4:13PM
Twogolfcats@aol.com said...
The only thing she can arouse is a TRICK who is kinda used to Prostitutes, and othrt loose women who are on the prall for a sperm donation for a good-looking kid!!!!!
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1-11-2007 @ 4:27PM
c. morris said...
She's a jackass herself so she is in great company, but I think the Jackass crew could do better. Hope this doesn't hurt their reputation
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1-11-2007 @ 4:30PM
Tim Ball said...
Madonna is a no talent skank, who, like Brittney Spears, has to constantly reinvent herself to cover for her total lack of talent. Her constant sexual self marketing serves the same purpose.
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1-11-2007 @ 4:19PM
chris said...
All you guys knocking madonna are sad. your just mad she is more successful than most of you!
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1-11-2007 @ 4:45PM
explosivo said...
By the way, #9, madly in love or not, her name is ciccone, not piccone.
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1-11-2007 @ 5:00PM
Angie said...
Everyone is different in their own way,knocking someones individuality shows a great deal of lacking in the self esteem area on your part.To all you guys that are knocking Madonna,you are just jealous that your girl isn't as proud of herself as she is,she made some pretty great songs that have nothing to do with sex.As far as jackass goes,loosen the hell up!Their new movie is halarious!You all need to stop talking crap about everyone else and look at yourselves!If I had talent and a body like Madonna's,I'd show it,if I had half the balls the jackass guys do,I'd do it,too.And for all those people that say different,your all liars.Loosen up and stop being so critical!If you are going to critique someone,do it to someone how deserves it,like Paris Hilton,now THATS a stupid skank!
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