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Oscar Winners' Missteps: Smart Actors, Foolish Choices

Filed under: Awards, Oscar Watch, Hold the 'Fone

Eddie Murphy in DreamgirlsEddie Murphy in Norbit"Oscar winner." The two words together carry a certain noble cachet, as if anyone anointed with an Academy Award is destined for nothing but the choicest, meatiest roles worthy of their thespian talent.

But it doesn't always work out that way. Exhibit A: Eddie Murphy -- who hasn't won the Oscar for best supporting actor yet, but he's the odds-on favorite. Fresh off the heels of his electrifying, Oscar-nominated turn as fading R&B singer James "Thunder" Early in Dreamgirls, Murphy's got a new movie out, Norbit, in which he plays ... um, let's see if I've got this right ... a skinny geek AND the obese beeyotch he's bullied into marrying. (He's got a third role, too, as "Mr. Wong." I shudder to think.) I think it's safe to say that come next year, Murphy won't be bounding up to the podium to accept an Oscar for this particular film.

Now, I'm not knocking Eddie Murphy. The man's a comic genius, and audiences sure do love him in a fat suit. Besides, I'm guessing Norbit was in the can well before Dreamgirls even came out, so it's not as if Murphy had any say as to when it would be released. But that's Hollywood: One minute you're picking out your outfit for the Oscars ceremony, the next you're in drag, wearing a size 22 wedding dress.

And that made me wonder: What about Oscar winners past? Surely, whether through missed opportunity, financial need or plain ol' bad luck, at least some other winners (not to mention nominees) have found themselves in the embarrassing position of promoting a cheeseball film while the Oscar laurels were still fresh. And boy, was I right. Let's take a look, shall we?

Shirley MacLaine
Won for: Terms of Endearment (Best Actress, 1984)
Next Role: Bogus nun from "The Order of Immaculate Chastity" in Cannonball Run II
· Fun Fact: This was MacLaine's second turn as a fake nun, her first being as a hooker-with-a-habit in Two Mules for Sister Sara. Hey, whatever works for you, Shirley.

Louise Fletcher
Won for: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (Best Actress, 1976)
Next Role: Psychiatrist in The Exorcist II: The Heretic
· Horror and sci-fi ended up being better to Fletcher than Oscar was; she's spent much of her movie career showing up in films like Firestarter and Flowers in the Attic. Well, it makes sense -- Nurse Ratched always was scarier than most movie monsters.

Jamie Foxx in StealthJamie Foxx
Won for: Ray (Best Actor, 2005)
Next Role: Navy pilot in Stealth
· From Cinematical's own Scott Weinberg, via eFilmCritic.com: "Frankly ... this movie made me kind of sick."

Lou Gossett Jr.
Won for: An Officer and a Gentleman (Best Supporting Actor, 1983)
Next Role: Some guy named Calvin in Jaws 3-D
· Gossett hasn't had much luck since his Oscar-winning performance, though we eagerly await the release -- c'mon, it's gotta happen someday -- of Iron Eagle V.

Liza Minnelli
Won for: Cabaret (Best Actress, 1973)
Next Role: Cabaret singer (!!) in Lucky Lady
· From All Movie Guide: "The general level of wit is exemplified by Liza Minnelli's comment at one point that it's so quiet 'you can hear a fish fart.'"

Charlize Theron in Head in the CloudsCharlize Theron
Won for: Monster (Best Actress, 2004)
Next Role: Hedonistic socialite in Head in the Clouds
· From Owen Gleiberman in Entertainment Weekly: "Stuart Townsend, Theron's reallife boyfriend, may have inner fires as an actor that have yet to be revealed, but in Head in the Clouds he's a somber puppy who looks as if Theron could eat him alive. I wish she had."

Gwyneth Paltrow
Won for: Shakespeare in Love (Best Actress, 1999)
Next Roles: Marge in The Talented Mr. Ripley, karaoke-singing daughter of Huey Lewis in Duets, widow who falls for then-boyfriend Ben Affleck in Bounce
· OK, so I cheated with this one a little, but I couldn't resist. Duets? Bounce? Even though they came out almost a year after Shakespeare, it still sounds like somebody might've been wearing a pair of Bad Idea Jeans. And she followed those up with Shallow Hal -- what is it with Oscar nominees/winners and fat suits?

Cuba Gooding Jr. in NorbitCuba Gooding Jr.
Won for: Jerry Maguire (Best Supporting Actor, 1997)
Next Roles: Art-dealer agent in As Good As It Gets, angel in What Dreams May Come, psychologist in Instinct, ice cream truck driver who must save the world from chemical destruction in Chill Factor
· Yes, I'm cheating again; As Good As It Gets was a good movie, even though Gooding's part in it was small. (And how ironic that I just used "good" three times in the same sentence.) But then came a spectacular, even legendary string of clunkers -- some you've never heard of (In the Shadows, End Game), and some you've heard of for all the wrong reasons (Boat Trip, Snow Dogs). Gooding's most recent film? Why, a little comedy called ... Norbit. Aaaaand we've come full circle. For Eddie Murphy's sake, I hope he stayed far, far away from Gooding's dressing room. Bad Oscar mojo is really tough to shake.

Got any more ill-advised/unlucky follow-up roles to add? Post away.

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