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Oscar Fashion Wishes: From Jeffrey With Love

Filed under: Awards, Oscar Watch, Hold the 'Fone, Speak No Evil by Jeffrey Sebelia

Penelope CruzThe Oscars are coming!!! The Oscars are coming!!!!!!

I don't know why I'm yelling ... except that some of my friends are in such a frenzy about Oscar parties, Oscar gifting suites, Oscar after parties, Oscar fashion predictions, Oscar betting ... Oscars, Oscars, Oscars ... well I don't have much of a choice. But soon I'm going to have to make some choices. Like what gifting suites will I go to, where will I watch the awards and what party am I going to attend? Not to mention ... where will I put my money? That's right: Who will I bet on. (Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet or Penelope Cruz for best actress?) Will Forest Whitaker, who is one of my all-time favorite actors, take the prize for best actor? (That would be great.) Man I don't know, it's pretty tough this year. Plus ... WHAT IN THE HELL WILL THEY BE WEARING?

Rinko KikuchiIf I had it my way, I would dress Penelope Cruz in something completely off trend. I think that she is such a strong actress and so incredibly beautiful that she would be able to play a little bit with her look. With the trends lately being strapless, shorter hemlines, ruching and Grecian ... I would love to see Penelope in something structured and a little serious. Balenciaga, for instance. Give her a sweetheart neckline, but do it in a heavy taffeta or deep wool. Or even Chanel. It seems predictable for Penelope to do flowy, flowery, drapey ... I say tighten it up, and pull it all together for this show.

Jeffrey Sebelia originalAs a contrast, I wanna see Cate Blanchett tarted up a little. But with a lot of taste. Let's put her in one of John Galliano's straight-off-the-runway origami masterpieces with some kabuki-style makeup ... have fun, have fun, have fun. Rinko Kikuchi needs to be wearing something I make (see the picture to the right). And that is that.

Jeffrey Sebelia originalAs for the males: trends, schmends. Leonardio DiCaprio should be dripping with jewelry and detail. I think the guys should take a page from the men's market in Japan, where the men seem to be the cultural peacocks ... spread those feathers boys!!!! Maybe Forest Whitaker would look great in a wool Cosa Nostra suit, or Alan Arkin could sport something subdued like Anne De Muelemeister with an accessorized flair.

Anyway, I'm gonna figure out where I'll be that night, and try to surround myself with some fun folks! ... and of course my son.

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