Kickin' It Old Skool Arrives; English Teachers Weep

This looks like the worst movie ever! That said, I can not wait to see it.
The trailer is up on youtube and easier to load btw.

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i am so excited for this movie!!! is michael playing the jackass again? yea, he definitely is! i cannot verbally, nor physically, nor anything express my love for this man! it just isnt possible! and how hot is he? alrite im done, ill continue my little love fest on my own. but all that being said, kickin it old skool is gonna kick ass! lol!

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All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we find those Cinematical fucks who are writing this shit, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.

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um... holy fuck who are these dickless morons who write these reviews?? simple, bitchy tantrums that, btw, totally lack any relevant or intersting substance...

I will remind you that the movie Big was a favorite of many, breakin... still remember it after all this time don't we... you still have not convinced me that I should skip this one.

what I am convinced of is the utter lack of pussy that you homos must be deprived of. I almost deleted that out of respect for my gay friends... but I doubt they will be offended or cry like the little bitches that you fucktards obviously are.

SIDE NOTE: no one claimed this was going to be some sort of deep intellectual thought provoking moment of clarity inducing piece...

ever think about taking the sticks out of your asses for just a minute to stop and do something that doesnt require a pedestal to perch on so that you might see the view from anywhere but down your snotty noses?

what ever happened to laughing at something funny just cus it feels good?

either that or just remove eachothers dicks from your asses and maybe you wont be so fucking bitchy.

I will be in a theater to see this movie, but I wont be there for any profound moment of enlightenment... just some laughs are plenty of a reason for me...

but what the fuck do I know... I am not a fancy movie critic with a giant meathog stuck in my sphincter... I am just the person who buys the tickets.

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my god I think I want to marry lil lady. she is clearly my dreamgirl. based on nothing more than the ability to swear like a biker and still make me think for some reason shes fucking hot. she could be a sick fat chick for all I know but I dont want to know. also I will see this movie. fuck critics with meat hogs in their asses! that is greatest thing I have ever read. I will see this movie in honor of lil lady. if chicks like that are seeing it I wil to!! DOWN WITH MEAT HOGS ASSES! OLD SKOOL FOR LIFE!

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Wow. Talking like that sure helps you lot to make your point.

Ever thought about doing a "We hate people who have different opinions than us and voice them in a clever way while we just make fool of ourselves" club? I'll even sponsor you, poor buggers that you all are.

They have perfectly the right not to like this movie without being insulted and threatened. They actually saw it, which you haven't, and didn't like it. Get over it. Just skip their comments and seek a website that'll suit better your own opinions if you can't take contradiction.

Oh, and learning to speak in a proper English would be useful (I'll sponsor that too).


On the movie... this doesn't even look funny. I'm a big supporter of Michael but he really needs to stop doing crappy movies and start *acting* instead of playing the jackass like a big ol' boy. I can laugh for many, many stupid things but his "funny" parts are just plainly tasteless.

This seems to be an amateur movie, nothing else.



By the way lil.baby : "what I am convinced of is the utter lack of pussy that you homos must be deprived of. I almost deleted that out of respect for my gay friends... but I doubt they will be offended or cry like the little bitches that you fucktards obviously are."

They ARE offended, thank you very much. If you really had any respect for homosexuals you wouldn't even *think* that this word could be used as an insult. Obviously, you need to learn respect even more than you need to learn politeness.

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HAHA!

Dear sweet Tya… can I call you Tya?

I think I made my point rather nicely, in words that, despite their possibly offensive tone, even a mildly retarded individual like yourself was apparently able to understand… more or less.

I almost don’t know where to start… so I’ll just go with it.

try to keep up…



Tya Speaks: “Talking like that sure helps you lot to make your point.”


WTF?

Did you really reply to me with that statement… only to further astonish us only a few lines down by actually saying:

Tya Speaks: “Oh, and learning to speak in a proper English would be useful (I'll sponsor that too).”

Please tell me you did because then I wont have to point out the unbelievably fantastic irony of your attempt to correct my grammar.



When you say that you are willing to “sponsor” me… do you mean that you wish to fund my education “in a proper English”?

Holy shit you’re retarded.



I think my next question would have to be… who the hell is funding your entry into the ESL program that I can only hope (for the good of all that read your hukt on foniks rhetoric) that you are in…


What else…

*scrolls down through Tya’s moment of insightful defense of the ass-fucking pussies*


Um… I wont spend too much time on your accusations of my words offending gay people… mostly because you don’t know all gay people, so your audacity to speak on behalf of the gay community is only further evidence that you are in fact less intelligent than a bowl of pubes…

Also, I actually did take a poll (what research have you conducted?) and 4 out of 5 homos agree that your stupidity is more offensive than anything I said…

one wanted to know how many chins you have, but I told him it wasn’t nice to make fun of special people. He apologized and asked me to remind you to remember your helmet when you are out in public.

I am bored of correcting your misuse of words due to an embarrassing lack of vocabulary skills, and what I would really like to do is dip into my Save the Retards fund and Amazon.com your ass a dictionary but… well… I am afraid you might eat it and choke on the pages…

*scrolling again…*


Tya Speaks: “They have perfectly the right not to like this movie without being insulted and threatened.”

What exactly is your native language? I mean… I think we “have perfectly the right” to know since you came to play here in our little sandbox with us poor buggers…

do you know what it’s like to not be a moron and read your comments? (oh… lol. nm. my bad)

but seriously, you speak and it’s like being bukkaked with stupid… (fuck I wish that was mine... cus it is amazing)


I love your idea for “doing a club”… (ok I don’t, I think its fuckin retarded.)

Tya Speaks: "We hate people who have different opinions than us and voice them in a clever way while we just make fool of ourselves" club

That nearly has too much stupid in it for me to even dissect… but wtf... I type freakishly fast anyway so it takes minimal effort to monopolize what ever is left of the comment space here on bitcheswhocantmakemoviescryaboutthem.org…

- I never used the word hate. (Now Tya, you wouldn’t be saying that I said things that I didn’t would you Tya… because that would be lying… and in that case we might want to change your name to “Tya the Lya”… and no one wants to be a Tya the Lya do they?? because all we have to do is scroll up and see that I didn’t say that… so it is a bit silly, don’t you agree, to state or assume that I “hate” anyone… unless I said that I do… which I clearly did not.

- So… you think I made a fool of myself (an opinion) but they are “clever” (an opinion)
Btw, who says “clever”?
um… so wait… it’s ok for your little sausage smuggler friends to have an opinion but not me?? that’s not very respectful or polite of you… (those were the skills that you think I need to improve on right?)


If I were going to suggest a club for you to “do” it would be more like:

The Angry Twats Club
(speaking of sponsors I bet you could get Tampax and Midol on board easily)



*thinking of more words that rhyme with “Tya”…*

*scrolling*



Tya Speaks “Just skip their comments and seek a website that'll suit better your own
opinions if you can't take contradiction.”

Did you mean to say criticism?? Because that would have made more sense… or at least a less awkward sentence structure…


I think you need to seek a great big dodger dog up the ass.



Tya Speaks “They actually saw it, which you haven't, and didn't like it. Get over it.”

Did I say anywhere in my comment that I have not seen it?? what I did say, is that I would “be in a theater to see this movie” and yes, we all know it is pre-release date… but are you so positive that the pouty little pole pirates who you are speaking on behalf of and in defense of have seen it yet you know that I have not??

Oh…

you don’t know if I have for sure do you?

you aren’t really sure are you?

you are just certain that it seems to be amateur… as you say…

is that based on your experience? Do you have lots of experience with amateur films Tya?

If you get bored in between shaving your knuckles and watching Dr. Phil… please comment me again. You amuse me.

I so rarely get hate mail… sadly no one usually has the sack to send me any… you obviously have huge hairy testicles Tya.

The nuts to neurons ratio may be a bit skewed… but kudos on the kibbles and bits.

Tissue? (maybe after you wipe your tears with it you can use it to stuff your bra)



Love,

your friend…
lil.lady

p.s. – did you call me “lil.baby”??
If you really had any respect for babies you wouldn't even think that this word could be used as an insult. Obviously, you are the one who needs to learn respect even more than you need to learn politeness, grammar, how to speak in complete sentences in which the first half is not totally negated by contradiction of the second half, the meaning of the word incongruity, how to shop for a dictionary online, how to get yourself off to relieve tension, how to shut the fuck up…

p.s.s. - I rule.

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