Cinematical Seven: My Favorite Director Commentaries
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I'm well aware that it's a thoroughly nerdly hobby, but I'm a sucker for a good commentary track. Not those dry and painful ones or the self-adoring love-fests in which everyone was "awesome" and "like, so talented." Nope, I dig the laid-back tracks from the directors who are cool enough to relax, but informed and passionate enough to share some illuminating insights -- but mainly I just like the fun ones. As you scan through my admittedly fluffy list, it's important to remember that, while I do listen to a lot of "grown-up" commentaries, I generally tend to remember the more "entertaining" ones. (Then again, a good film noir with a historian talk-track ... fun stuff! And I'm not kidding!) But since most of my DVD collection consists of action, comedy, sci-fi and (lots of) horror, my selections will run towards that direction. My apologies to the Criterion junkies, but you already know those commentaries are high-end stuff.
1. John Carpenter and Kurt Russell on Escape from New York, The Thing and Big Trouble in Little China -- Yakking away like the two old pals they obviously are, Carpenter and Russell chit-chat non-stop through all three of the geek-beloved genre collaborations. Whether they're chuckling about embarrassing moments, enjoying the old movie memories or asking one another about their kids, this pair makes for an exceedingly entertaining audio experience. And yes, they pay attention to the movies, too. (Also recommended: Russell, Bob Gale and Robert Zemckis on Used Cars or Carpenter on Halloween and The Fog.)
2. Terry Gilliam on Brazil -- One of the best audio commentaries I've ever heard. Brutally honest and endlessly fascinating, Mr. Gilliam goes on about the troubled production, the screenplay, the studio interference, the critical reaction, the uproar, and on and on. The fact that Gilliam's a naturally fantastic storyteller certainly doesn't hurt. And get this: The audio commentary isn't even the best supplement included in this stellar three-disc set. (OK, so I had to get one Criterion disc in here. Also recommended: Gilliam and Terry Jones on Monty Python and the Holy Grail or Gilliam on 12 Monkeys and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.)
3. Ridley Scott on Alien -- It might just my lifelong admiration for (most of) Scott's work, but I dig the way he does his commentaries. Jam-packed with production information, practical explanations and insightful anecdotes, plus he's always very gracious towards his collaborators without being ass-kissy. Plus Ridley Scott's an opinionated guy who doesn't seem to mince words, and that always adds some color to a commentary track. (Also recommended: Ridley Scott on Gladiator, Black Hawk Down and (especially!) Legend. Still waiting on that Blade Runner mega-set!)
4. Paul Verhoeven on Starship Troopers -- Nothing's funnier than hearing a director complain about how people "didn't understand" his movie ... even when you happen to agree with the guy! Time's been pretty kind to Troopers, but it got a lot of flack when it first hit the scene. Verhoeven's a natural chatterbox when it comes to his movies, and he offers as many insights as he does arcane digressions. Informative and amusing. (Also recommended: Verhoeven on Flesh + Blood or Robocop.)
5. Richard Donner and the whole gang on The Goonies -- If the movie was like babysitting without getting paid, then this colorful chat-track is like a high school reunion without the high school. Plus there's something inherently amusing about listening to actors as they watch themselves during that really gawky stage of adolescence. Suffice to say it's a fun and funny track. And yes, Donner gets a word in edge-wise. (Also recommended: Donner on Superman and his own version of Superman 2.)
6. Cameron Crowe and his mom on Almost Famous -- Hey, it's a semi-autobiographical movie, and the mom plays a very important role in the story ... so why not invite mom to sit in on the commentary track? Available only on the "Untitled" Special Edition release, it's a very sweet, insightful and informative track. Funny, too! (Also recommended: Crowe and friends on Say Anything.)
7. Kevin Smith & Company on just about anything -- Provided you're a fan of Smith, his posse and his potty-mouthed Jersey flicks (as I am), then there's no logical reason you shouldn't enjoy the babble-tracks found on Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. (In the case of Mallrats, I honestly think the commentary is more amusing than the flick.) Expect the typical raunchy irreverence from Smith, Mewes, Affleck, etc., but (thanks in large part to Scott Mosier) they also focus on the movies at hand ... in between all the insults, digressions and blue banter. (Also recommended: Smith and Mosier on the Road House DVD. Yep, Road House. Plus I bet the Clerks 2 commentary is good for some laughs. I just haven't added it to my collection just yet.)
Bonus!! Doesn't officially count because (obviously) he's not the director, but if you've yet to hear Roger Ebert's audio commentary on the Dark City DVD, stop what you're doing and sit down with it for 95 minutes. Even if you already love the movie, Mr. Ebert may help you to appreciate it even more. Thank me later.










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3-06-2007 @ 9:01PM
Luke G. said...
I'd also recommend Sam Raimi et al on the Evil Dead commentaries. Very funny.
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3-06-2007 @ 8:41PM
TheMatt said...
Aw. Where is Trey and Matt's commentary on "Cannibal!: The Musical"? It's one of the most hilarous things I've ever heard as Matt, Trey, and others just get drunker and drunker as the movie goes on.
When they start arguing about stupid things like where a scene was shot...I just lose it.
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3-06-2007 @ 8:53PM
Douglin said...
You've got some good ones here but you missed these:
The 2 Shaun of the Dead tracks with Simon Pegg are both really good.
Any of the Evil Dead movies, Sam Raimi & Bruce Campbell making fun of each other
And even though it's obscure the commentary for the Direct to Video film Drive starring Marc Dacascos is really funny too.
I tend to like the more entertaining joking around tracks then the dry informative ones.
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3-06-2007 @ 8:57PM
Douglin said...
Oh yeah and Robert Rodriguez is really good at just cramming information into his tracks, I wasn't really a fan of Once Upon a Time in Mexico till I listened to his track for it...plus the 10 minute cooking lessons! gotta love them.
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3-06-2007 @ 9:07PM
Kevin said...
Cool! This makes me want to go back and re-listen to these. And did you notice how on the Goonies commentary, Sean Astin just vanishes at one point? They sort of make an odd joke about it, but he is literally just there and then gone.
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3-06-2007 @ 10:32PM
Brett said...
There are multiple commentary tracks on Spinal Tap, across the various Criterion and regular versions. They're all good, but the one with them in character is classic.
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3-06-2007 @ 11:34PM
Simon Crowe said...
Steven Soderbergh and writer Lem Dobbs on The Limey. Dobbs obviously hates the film Soderbergh made from his script and there's a weird edge of hostility to the whole thing.
Soderbergh is generally good, I also like him with Mike Nichols on Catch 22. Also anything by FF Coppola....
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3-07-2007 @ 1:21AM
Brian said...
I like the Donnie Darko Director's Cut commentary where Kevin Smith shows up for no real reason except to keep Richard Kelly from talking to himself for two hours.
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3-07-2007 @ 2:11AM
chip said...
Scott, Scott, Scott ... how could you overlook "Brother Bear" on a list of top commentaries? Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas do the commentary in their moose characters, which turns out to pretty much be a long "Bob and Doug McKenzie" skit.
Jette and I rented the movie, listened to the commentary, and returned the disc without bothering to watch the film.
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3-07-2007 @ 2:27AM
chip said...
Oh...*director* commentaries. Never mind, I'm a dope.
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3-07-2007 @ 9:38AM
Chelsea said...
you've yet to hear Roger Ebert's audio commentary on the Dark City DVD, stop what you're doing and sit down with it for 95 minutes. Even if you already love the movie, Mr. Ebert may help you to appreciate it even more.
So you want to encourage your readers to bring on an aneurysm with a badly-acted, even-worse-edited film? The moment Ebert praised this as a modern masterpiece, I realized he was starting to lose it.
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3-07-2007 @ 10:16AM
Charles said...
A commentary that I remember is Ang Lee and Emma Thompson on Sense and Sensibility, really great.
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3-07-2007 @ 10:33AM
Brad said...
I know this it's not a movie, but Joss Whedon's commentary for the Firefly episode Objects in Space is the first thing I always think of when I think of commentaries. He just provides so much insight into what went into making the episode thematically as well as what the episode reveals about the characters.
How many TV show episodes are inspired by an existential philosophy and then manage to subtly yet consistently portray it? Good episode, amazing commentary.
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3-07-2007 @ 11:33AM
Stacey said...
The commentary of the Nightmare before Christmas Is one I have really enjoyed because it went into a lot of detail on how certain shots were created...a must listen for anyone interested in that form of animation.
I am a big fan of the funny commentaries like Kevin Smith's but I miss a lot of the commentaries that you used to get that were better behind the scenes on how certain movies were made. I learned more from some of those about the nuts and bolts of filmmaking than from the film classes I took in college...
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3-07-2007 @ 12:20PM
Ron Moses said...
Ebert's Dark City commentary is good, but his Citizen Kane commentary is better. I never understood what the big deal was before I heard that commentary.
Back to the topic of directors, though, Peter Bogdanovich's commentary for Targets is perhaps my favorite. His Paper Moon track is good, too. His Citizen Kane track, not so much.
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3-07-2007 @ 1:55PM
nicole said...
any commentary on any movie by john waters...keeps it lively without talking over EVERYTHING, super funny stories and meandering ramblings about what he and his cast/friends were doing at the time they were shooting that are really funny and interesting.
best moment: in pink flamingos, waters says that divine really did take poppers during the birthday party scene..."and THERE! You can see when it kicks in!"
Also, to TheMatt--orgazmo's commentaries (special edition)are just as hilarious as cannibal but listen to the one with trey & matt before listening to the other 2
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3-07-2007 @ 2:13PM
Jette said...
Scott, have you listened to the "Kentucky Fried Movie" commentary? It's one of the few commentary tracks John Landis has done, and he's joined by the Abrahams/Zucker trio. At times, it's funnier than the movie. I also agree on John Waters; I enjoyed his commentary track on "Pecker" recently. And of course Raimi and Campbell are delightful.
On non-director commentaries: The "Brother Bear" moose commentary was great, as Chip notes, and I wish Bob Sagat had done something like that with "March of the Penguins" instead of that awful "Farce" movie through which I only managed to last about 10 minutes.
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3-07-2007 @ 5:18PM
The Jeremy said...
You are all smoking crack.
The best commentary besides the ones done by Russell and Carpenter is the commentary track done by Fincher, Norton, and Pitt for *Fight Club*.
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3-07-2007 @ 5:43PM
huey priest said...
Tarsem Sighn's commentary for The Cell is full of information and his art director background shines in manic rants...also some sophisticated J-Lo ass comments for good measure.
Can't believe no one mentioned Carrot Top's commentary for The Rules of Attraction. Can't believ that actually happened.
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3-08-2007 @ 3:01PM
feelinglistless said...
Hostile commentaries are always good for a laugh. Soderburgh and Lem on The Limey is an amazing battle of wills as the writer complains about the mess the director made of his script. See also, Clerk II's cast commentary which is laced with so much passive aggressive behaviour that Smith actually seems to step in at one point to calm the mood down.
I love the moment in the commentary to 'A Knight's Tale' when the director and writer suggests the listener goes off and get's a beer.
Or in the LotR: TTT when Peter Jackson suggests they could embellish the existing films with another year's filming instead of making sequels and his wife Fran tells him to stop.
Or the whole of Almost Famous:Untitled which Cameron Crowe delivers with his mom in the room.
Or Vanilla Sky in which he calls Tom Cruise halfway through to ask him some questions.
Or any of the tracks on the Ocean's Eleven remake.
Or the bit on the Star Wars: Attack of the Clones which Lucas tries to make a Kevin Smith reference and gets it terribly wrong.
Or Y Tu Mama Tambien in which the two teenagers deliver the commentary in character, sounding as though they're getting high.
Katie Manning in any of her Doctor Who commentaries. She's daft as a brush. And Peter Davison in any of his because he tends to be so rude about everything.
Or Spinal Tap, again in character in which the band seek to debunk the enterprise.
Or the bit in The Player commentary when Altman says he can't be bothered doing audio commentaries.
Or The Opposite of Sex in which Don Roos and friends talk about how poor some sections of the filming where and how they could have done so much better.
Or Pretty Woman as Gary Marshall sounds like your dad making a film and names names on failed casting choices.
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