Heather Graham Will Star in 'Buy, Borrow or Steal,' Irish Press Says

by Patrick Walsh Mar 12th 2007 // 4:03PM

Heather Graham, whose just-released flick Gray Matters was called "the worst thing to hit Manhattan since 9/11" by Cinematical's own Ryan Stewart (guess he didn't like it) is expected to fly into Belfast today to start filming what one hopes is a more successful romantic comedy: Buy, Borrow or Steal. The movie tells the story of a woman who finds out she will have an early menopause (laughing yet?) and therefore only has two weeks to conceive a child. Her boyfriend doesn't want to have a baby, so she begins searching for a man to put a bun in her oven. (Consider my hand raised!) I'm going to go out on a limb here and say hijinks ensue -- menopause-related hijinks.

There's no details available on imdb yet, but the script was written by Irish screenwriter Camilla Leslie, an in-house writer and producer at Blue Shutter Films, a production company based at Castle Leslie in Ireland. According to Blue Shutter's site, the film will be directed by Eric Styles, and co-star the lovely Mia Kirshner. Apparently, Miss Graham is of Irish descent, but here's hoping Rollergirl doesn't attempt an accent. I'm still dealing with Cameron Diaz's Lucky Charms-inspired attempt in Gangs of New York. Cam, wasn't there enough butchering going on in that movie? Hiyo!

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Tags: buy, borrow or steal, Buy,BorrowOrSteal, erik styles, ErikStyles, gray matters, GrayMatters, heather graham, HeatherGraham, mia kirshner, MiaKirshner

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3-12-2007 @ 4:18PM

Josh said...

Ok, first, Heather Graham is hot. I mean superwoman, lightning bolt to the groin, eyes popping out of head, and tounge on floor hot. However, I will still not see this movie. Or any other movie starring Heather except for Boogienights, Austin Powers, and that "American Woman" Kravitz music video. Good post.

3-12-2007 @ 4:50PM

Bryan said...

Oh the possibilities ... maybe they'll have a literal biological clock in the corner of the screen, 24 style. Man, this premise sounds very lame. But this was a funny post.

3-12-2007 @ 5:02PM

Megan Cooper said...

Heather Graham is definitely hot. Gray Matters was painful. I mean, PAINFUL. However, in it Heather makes out with Tom Brady's baby's momma, Bridget Moynahan. Not a bad image.

3-12-2007 @ 5:03PM

lauren said...

I wouldn't buy, borrow, or steal this movie!

3-12-2007 @ 5:40PM

Sarah said...

Like Heather, intrigued by the premise. Kind of like 'Bridget Jones's Last Stand'!

3-12-2007 @ 6:58PM

Jeanette said...

Finally, a sequel to THE CRYING GAME.

3-15-2007 @ 4:05PM

Nicole said...

Horrible movie on spec alone!

Does she not have an agent or manager that actually reads these scripts? Because we all know she must be illiterate...

5-31-2007 @ 9:34AM

Megan said...

i was an extra in buy borrow steal in the club scene, it's true the movie did seem to suck

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