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What's good everybody? Thanks to those who entered captions in our Blades of Glory contest last week. Strange, though, that we had a few folks using the comments board as ranting grounds for what appears to some deep-seated animosity toward Blade's broad style of comedy. It reveals a little-known truth: while broad comedy entertains gazillions of people across the globe, its voiceless victims are largely ignored. Congrats to our winners, especially grand-prize champ, the Napoleon Dynamite Anchorman-quoting Eli Y., who will soon be sporting a freakin' sweet Blades of Glory track jacket.
This week we've got some cool prizes to give away from Disturbia, the latest thriller to expose how scary it is outside city limits: You've got Wal-Mart, TGI Friday's and The Homicidal Maniac Next Door. Writers of our three favorite caps will win a pair of binoculars, plus a Disturbia survival kit -- featuring some fun goodies, including a can of Red Bull. And let's face it, without Red Bull (and the wings it reportedly gives you), you're screwed. Good luck!1. "998... 999... 1000... Hey Katie, I don't know if you heard me. I did over a thousand leg lifts just now." -- Eli. Y
2. "Gimme a V!" -- Frank C.
3. "Glen and Steve admired the payoff for what would be their first and last ice show: Crotchtravaganza!" -- Eric W.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
4-07-2007 @ 2:55PM
starface said...
"I have nothing better to do than to film myself. It's come to this. Kill me. Kill me now."
4-06-2007 @ 5:26PM
Marquelle Solone said...
So cry me a river
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4-06-2007 @ 2:15PM
Evilone1414 said...
"uhhh....Now place camera unto table as instructed and make sure camera is connected to the internet and begin the striping of the shirt and pants!"
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4-06-2007 @ 2:23PM
Nathan said...
Turn around! You're on TV!
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4-06-2007 @ 2:33PM
William Goss said...
Michael Bay then handed the reins over to Shia LaBeouf, a decision he'd soon regret.
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4-06-2007 @ 2:34PM
Nate said...
"Holy shit. I have stumbled upon yet another brilliant and original music video concept."
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4-06-2007 @ 2:35PM
William Goss said...
*By the way, isn't Eli quoting Anchorman, not Dynamite?
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4-06-2007 @ 2:41PM
Kevin said...
I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said "keep going south." I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!...wait..Whaddya mean they can see I'm in my room?!
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4-06-2007 @ 2:59PM
bob said...
Cool, man! I'm gonna have to always order a pizza with extra mushrooms.
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4-06-2007 @ 3:01PM
Holly Huffstutler said...
"Is it weird that the third face doesn't look like me?"
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7-29-2007 @ 12:58PM
angela said...
MYSPACE!
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4-06-2007 @ 3:05PM
blake said...
iso... metric... exercise... makes... me strong... like... gerald butler...
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4-06-2007 @ 3:05PM
Matt Gonzales said...
Craigslist Personal.
21yo College student home from school, looking to have Cam2Cam fun.
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4-06-2007 @ 3:11PM
Joseph said...
"I'm beautiful too. Do you hear me youtube? Do you hear me?"
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4-06-2007 @ 3:18PM
Frank Carey said...
Is this thing loaded?
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4-06-2007 @ 3:34PM
Ashley N said...
"What the hell?!? I didn't order three T.V's?!
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4-06-2007 @ 3:43PM
Porchland said...
A narcissistic feedback loop. Cool.
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4-06-2007 @ 3:55PM
Schtumbaddin said...
The concept of "How to Catch a Predator" went right over his head.
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4-06-2007 @ 4:19PM
ben said...
You watching me watching you...
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4-06-2007 @ 4:54PM
hessian2k said...
"To infinity and beyond!" Oops, wrong movie.
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