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Are y'all practicing? Last week's photo inspired one of the better entry pools we've seen in a while, which makes me think you might be. And we all know practice makes perfect: Paris Hilton, who many of you cleverly referenced in your Disturbia captions, didn't just roll out of bed one day the world's best skank. It took years of fortitude, and a sex tape. (Please do not send us sex tapes.)
Congrats to our Disturbia winners, who clearly put in long hours (minutes?) of practice. This week, though, we've got some BIG prizes to bestow. Trust me, I do not use caps lock lightly. Check out the hilarious pic from the rocking documentary Air Guitar Nation below: The grand-prize winner for best caption will be owner of a brand-spanking new Epiphone guitar. See photo to the right, and don't worry, it's not to scale. And if that's not enough, one runner-up will win a DVD collection of 10 award-winning documentaries. So good luck folks. And while the heroes of Air Guitar Nation may prove you don't actually need a guitar to be a rock star, what else are you gonna smash to pieces when that stage euphoria (or drug rage) hits a crescendo?
1. " Perplexed, Shia ponders how Mel Gibson is able to direct and star in his movies at the same time." -- Ben B.
2. " Turn around! You're on TV!"
-- Nathan T.
3. " Lonelyboy 1117 coming soon to YouTube!" -- Jason S.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 7)
4-12-2007 @ 4:18PM
Hale Seighton said...
I had that dream again; the one where I'm eating a cheeseburger and masturbating in front of a Def Leopard audience. What do you think it means?
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4-12-2007 @ 4:20PM
FezMan88 said...
This is your fantasy on drugs.
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4-12-2007 @ 4:35PM
Jeff Kafer said...
There once was a man from Nantucket....
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4-12-2007 @ 4:42PM
Lee said...
When they couldnt get Jean-Claude Van Damme, they settled on bringing back Bolo Yeung for Bloodsport V: From the battle, to the Burger.
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4-13-2007 @ 2:03PM
Bill said...
Its good and all but after an hour, I need more rock.
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4-12-2007 @ 5:16PM
Tim Briscoe said...
Elvis - The Fat, Japanese Years
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4-12-2007 @ 5:16PM
Porchland said...
"We can't go on together, with suspicious minds."
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4-12-2007 @ 5:24PM
The Addict said...
Sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!
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4-12-2007 @ 6:31PM
Danny said...
Having conqured the world of real competitive eating, Kobayashi enters into the world air-competitive eating.
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4-12-2007 @ 7:23PM
exploitation said...
AIR SAXOPHONE!!!
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4-12-2007 @ 8:04PM
Will said...
Correction: there WAS no wrong way to eat a Reece's.
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4-12-2007 @ 8:36PM
Eric said...
Damn! The Doctor swore that the ointment would clear up my burning jock itch!
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4-12-2007 @ 8:50PM
Anna said...
Oh! I shouldn't have eaten that burrito!
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4-12-2007 @ 9:10PM
Naomi said...
"So there were these two hot invisible chicks backstage the last time we played Budokan..."
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4-12-2007 @ 9:47PM
Chris said...
So I had my imaginary girlfriend with one hand trying to bite off her face and in the other my good set of tweasers
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4-12-2007 @ 10:40PM
Kurifurisan said...
In trying to connect with a younger generation, the updated rock remix of "Tiny Bubbles" would ultimately prove to be Don Ho's undoing.
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4-12-2007 @ 10:52PM
Evilone1414 said...
"My Balls are Smokin in this Concert!"
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4-13-2007 @ 12:34AM
Ben Beesley said...
The citizens of North Korea dreadfully recall the day Kim Jong Il revealed his Elvis impersonation to the world.
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4-13-2007 @ 12:36AM
H. Johnson said...
Take away his cello and Yo-Yo Ma just goes to pieces.
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4-13-2007 @ 1:21AM
Sachi Y. said...
Unfortunately for this Asian Idle Candidate, the Hello kitty Chest piece with matching heart belt and pants didn't get him past audition, However made him famous like William Hung.
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