Next: Insert Caption
Filed under: Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'Fone
Great to see all the big guns come out for last week's Insert Caption showdown, as well as a slew of newcomers. Most of the captions referenced either Air Guitar Nation rocker C.Diddy's manly Hello Kitty chest medallion or the fact that he's Asian-American. To each his own, they say. We did, for once, have a relatively easy time choosing our grand-prize winner, William H., proud owner of a new Epiphone guitar (don't go smashing that all in one place, William H.). See his winning cap below (and no, he's neither William Hung nor William H. Macy), as well as our runner up, Evan S., who's got a new DVD collection of documentaries to impress the ladies (or fellas...) with.
Time to move onto the Next contest, though. And by next, get this, I mean Next: the new sci-fi thriller starring Nicolas Cage as a dude who can see into the future (fun fact: Cage will play a dude onscreen 10 times between 2007 and '08 as he attempts to pass Mickey Rooney's all-time dude-playing record). In that future he sees our three favorite caption writers winning Next posters autographed by stars Cage, Jessica Biel and Julianne Moore. That's right, no stalking required. Good luck!
1. "Correction: There WAS no wrong way to eat a Reece's." -- William H.
2. "After branding every appliance known to man, Hello Kitty presents
the Hello Kitty Rock Band (Instruments sold seperately)." -- Evan S.
This week's contest:
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
4-20-2007 @ 5:03PM
Arvin said...
"Wait! Stop using the "National Treasure" posters for target practice."
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4-20-2007 @ 5:15PM
Brent Todd said...
Seriously, why is it every time I say "Fire at will" someone always makes the joke about how nice of a guy "Will" is?
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4-20-2007 @ 5:27PM
Tim Briscoe said...
Don't shoot. He's not the one responsible for my bad haircut.
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4-20-2007 @ 5:57PM
Evan S. said...
Cage: "No need to threaten the cinematical staff, guys. I can see that this caption will win on its own."
;)
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4-20-2007 @ 6:04PM
Mike Laird said...
No! Stop! It's okay! Sanjaya got "voted" off.
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4-20-2007 @ 7:12PM
TheSnowLeopard said...
"Hold your fire! I know that hairpiece. It means you no harm. Let me talk to it."
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4-20-2007 @ 7:42PM
Evan S. said...
@Mike Laird Ha! I was going to do "Hold your fire boys. I'm sure Sanjaya will be voted off tonight.", but went with my other one instead.
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4-20-2007 @ 7:46PM
Avery Krouse said...
"Stop. *sigh* Just...stop. Look, it isn't Bruckheimer's fault. If you are going to shoot anyone, shoot me. I am the one who told him to get National Treasure II going."
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4-20-2007 @ 7:44PM
Ben Beesley said...
Broadway goers didn't know what to think of Nicholas Cage's dystopian themed musical of the future, "Cabaret 2099."
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4-20-2007 @ 7:59PM
Bob Johnson said...
Stop, don't shoot. My gaze will cut him down where he stands.
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4-20-2007 @ 8:32PM
Toni said...
Wait! Hold your fire -- I forgot my pants.
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4-20-2007 @ 9:25PM
eric blair said...
"Put your guns down, I saw Paycheck and these people would rather be shot than sit through Next."
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4-20-2007 @ 8:48PM
Mark M said...
Nic knew Lisa Marie well enough to know that shooting her would only make her angry.
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4-20-2007 @ 10:26PM
naomi watkins said...
It's no use! You CAN'T protect me from signing on to do "The Wicker Man"!
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4-20-2007 @ 10:56PM
Kurifurisan said...
Hold your fire! I think Cruise is finally going to come out of the closet.
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4-20-2007 @ 11:27PM
William Goss said...
C'mon, guys, 'Werewolf Women of the SS' wasn't THAT bad...
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4-21-2007 @ 12:06AM
Alex Wayman said...
"Feel them... they're real."
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4-21-2007 @ 2:52AM
epobirs said...
Stand aside. I'll stop him. With... my... MIND!
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4-25-2007 @ 9:41PM
John L said...
"Hold it. Let me pull out MY gun!"
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4-21-2007 @ 7:00AM
Michael May said...
Wait! His jacket will be SO hot this Winter - and hello? Bloodstains are so passé. God, why do I have to work with these amateurs?
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