Because I Said So: Insert Caption
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Greetings captioners of the world. It's always great to see our friends from the international movie-loving community checking out the blog, but it's a damn shame they're ineligible for prizes. Especially because our favorite caption from last week's photo of Next, came from TheSnowLeopard, a creature we believe to make his habitat in the Australian Outback. He wrote: "Hold your fire! I know that hairpiece. It means you no harm. Let me talk to it." Another one of our favorites came from Greece. But luckily, there were plenty of other good ones to choose one, many centering around Nicolas Cage's bad hair day (bad hair movie?). The winners below will be receiving posters signed by the cast.
This week we've got a special treat for ya mama. (Yeah, we went there.) That's because it's the Mother's Day Edition of Insert Caption, featuring a pic of Mandy Moore and onscreen madre Diane Keaton in the upcoming DVD release Because I Said So (watch an exclusive clip from the DVD here). Writers of our three favorite caps will win a Mother's Day DVD prize pack from Universal, featuring Because I Said So, Prime, Pride & Prejudice and Something New. Hey, why actually spend hard-earned cash on your mom when you can just pretend you did? That's all we're saying. Good luck!1. "Broadway goers didn't know what to think of Nicholas Cage's dystopian themed musical of the future, 'Cabaret 2099.'" -- Ben B.
2. "Wait! Hold your fire -- I forgot my pants." -- Toni B.
3. "Stop! He's my hair dresser. He also worked on The Da Vinci Code. Give him a 3-second head start." -- Nathan S.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
4-27-2007 @ 4:14PM
Jonna said...
Mom, have you ever had days where you didn't feel... fresh?
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4-27-2007 @ 4:24PM
Dennis Covington said...
Diane: I'm sorry, Mandy.
Mandy: It's OK.
Diane: No, I'm *sorry*, Mandy.
Mandy: What? ... Oh, God, that's rotten!
Diane: I'll stop doing them when you stop laughing!
Mandy: I'm not laughing!
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4-27-2007 @ 4:40PM
Mark M said...
For the last time, I don't want to see the snuff film you did with Nicholson and Redford in '75
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4-27-2007 @ 4:45PM
Sean said...
Mom, what do you mean you feel like you've been playing the same mother for the last three movies? Are you drunk?
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4-27-2007 @ 5:19PM
Will said...
Are you serious? A chin job?! But, I LIKE my chin!
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4-27-2007 @ 5:29PM
Ben B said...
The belching contest came to an awkward conclusion when Diane confessed about resorting to unpleasant deeds to get her role in Annie Hall.
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4-27-2007 @ 5:39PM
michael said...
Diane: Really? That's your 'seductive' face? Alright I think I can see where you went wrong...
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4-27-2007 @ 5:37PM
Ryan said...
Sanjaya's constant ability to remain on American Idol as other 'slightly more' talented singers were booted off was too much for Mandy to comprehend.
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4-27-2007 @ 5:47PM
jfrdy13 said...
Diane: I just don't see how not wearing panties is such a big issue now.
I haven't worn them for the last 15 years!
Many: Oh My gosh! Are you serious, I just shook your hand!!!!
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4-27-2007 @ 5:58PM
Michael May said...
Kath thought about warning Julie of the approaching welshmen. They did look incredibly angry, but the old bitch deserved whatever she was getting. Revenge was sweet, she thought, and it tasted slightly of bara bric.
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4-27-2007 @ 6:49PM
George Myers said...
Rehearsal:
Susan B. Anthony sits next to Kate Mullaney in Germania Hall, NYC and the "white collar" (bleached detachable ones) worker-organizer from Troy, NY is the first woman elected to union management, during the Chicago Haymarket Riots. Flash forward to more recent history:
MS. Anthony who had been charged for posing as a man in Upstate New York to vote and a judge, however, is a character witness at her trial. Years later, the town named after him, Selden, NY has the first Marine Corps Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps (JROTC) during the Vietnam War but no women.
Both actresses play the same characters in different times.
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4-27-2007 @ 6:19PM
Toni said...
No! We can't do that! This is a FAMILY film adn your supposed to be my mother!!!
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4-27-2007 @ 6:23PM
Erik Dake said...
Mom, you never warned me about a pinky to the bum.
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4-27-2007 @ 6:24PM
phatjam said...
What do you mean, you think Sanjaya's album will sell more copies then mine?
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4-27-2007 @ 6:39PM
Anthony said...
Yeah, you got a little white spot on your chin. No. Right there.
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4-27-2007 @ 6:52PM
Rachael said...
I don't always give lame Mother's Day presents! Remember last year when I autographed your entire Mandy Moore CD collection?
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4-27-2007 @ 7:25PM
mike said...
Well, I'm bored - what's the number of that escort service you use?
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4-27-2007 @ 7:52PM
Tim Briscoe said...
My contemporary, Jane Fonda, has to play the grandmother of your contemporary, Lindsay Lohan, in 'Georgia Rule,' but I get to play your mother in this film? Seems fair to me.
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4-30-2007 @ 7:41AM
Jalap said...
Nice mom . . . I may not have a lot of cleavage, but at least my cleavage is higher than my belly button.
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4-27-2007 @ 11:47PM
Zsxxx03 said...
Your Pregnant? But your 80 years old!
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