Spider-Man 3: Insert Caption
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Summer is finally here, folks! We're celebrating around the office by introducing a new character (he goes by Scott), increasing the death toll (mostly interns), amping up the explosions (...of flavor) and spending exorbitant amounts on other cool special effects (implants for everybody!). Oh, and we're also giving away sweet prizes all summer long.
Not that the Mother Day's DVD Pack we're sending our three winners below for last week's Because I Said So photo isn't a nice piece of booty. Hope your mothers enjoy the gifts, fellas, and by "mothers" we don't actually mean "highest bidder on eBay." But this week is all about the action, and there's plenty of that in the Spider-Man 2.1 Extended Cut DVD we'll be sending the writers of our three favorite captions from the Spider-Man 3 pic below. Just give us that most explosive, high-octane, action-packed, heart-pounding thrill ride of a caption, that's all. Or you could just be funny. Good luck!
1. "NO... I don't want to hear how Woody Allen got his name." – Chaz K.
2. "At WHAT age do I have to do a nude scene to revitalize my career and be taken seriously again?!!?"
– Rich D.
3. "For the last time, I don't want to see the snuff film you did with Nicholson and Redford in '75." – Mark M.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 20)
5-03-2007 @ 4:24PM
Carl Hutter said...
Damn! Those computers can make my arms and fingers stronger than they look!
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5-03-2007 @ 4:30PM
Danny said...
Phew! This new deodorant is NOT extra strength!
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5-03-2007 @ 4:32PM
Kurifurisan said...
Man, these steroids I bought on the internet work great but I'm worried about the side effect it's having on my suit.
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5-03-2007 @ 4:32PM
MJBF said...
Steriods? It was a protein shake, I swear.
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5-03-2007 @ 4:34PM
blake said...
Once you go black, you do NOT want to go back.
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5-03-2007 @ 4:38PM
Sam G. said...
Aw man, now I'm gonna have to take this suit to the drycleaners. I wonder if they can get stains off a suit made of alien?
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5-03-2007 @ 4:39PM
Kris Vert said...
Moonlighting as a chimney sweep sucks, but I dig the new look!
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5-03-2007 @ 4:48PM
Wildcard said...
OH YEAH! Daddy's bringing the big guns out!
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5-03-2007 @ 5:22PM
fistfullofdeuce said...
...and The Rock taught me this move!
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5-03-2007 @ 5:39PM
Cinema said...
Do you have your tickets to the "gun" show?
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5-03-2007 @ 5:43PM
Kelly Windsor said...
Do you want backstage passes to the Gun Show?
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5-04-2007 @ 2:58PM
mobgirl70 said...
Check out the pipes on me! I am SO much hotter than Batman, no matter WHAT Robin says!!!
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5-03-2007 @ 7:16PM
Anthony Harris said...
Bwaahaha, it's... Spider-MOD !
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5-04-2007 @ 4:54PM
skotbites said...
Man, Climbing buildings sure makes my pits stink!!!
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5-03-2007 @ 6:03PM
Cath said...
At long last in step with New York fashion, Spidey discovers the flattering yet functional look of Coco Chanel's basic black.
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5-03-2007 @ 6:06PM
comicnerd said...
Webslinger?? With arms like this, they should start calling me the GunSlinger!
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5-03-2007 @ 6:07PM
Nic said...
The Spidey vs. Invisible Woman fight scene, which featured a dramatic clinging-off-a-building-reverse head-lock, looked much better on paper than on film.
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5-03-2007 @ 6:20PM
Porchland said...
Raimi wants to make another one. Yes!
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5-03-2007 @ 6:45PM
Daniel Spaulding said...
I'm a BIG Spider-Man... and I've got a craving for a BIG cereal!
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5-03-2007 @ 6:56PM
peter said...
Well since fart jokes didn't get me anywhere last week I'll have to switch it up a little.
"Sabrina. Don't just stare at it. Eat it."
(Since I don't think a photoshopped entry would have been accepted. And please tell me I don't have to cite that on a movie blog.)
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