Pirates of the Caribbean: Insert Caption
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Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure? Well, I think it's "booty," and let me tell you, we're flaunting some smokin' hot booty for you this week. But first congrats to our three Spider-Man 3 winners, as well as the 370-plus runners up. (What a nice turnout: Apparently this "Spider Man" we hear of is a popular figure 'round these parts.) Jason, Brant and Anthony all have Spider-Man 2.1 DVDs on the way.
Now check out the pic below of our studly pal Captain Davy Jones (Bill Nighy) from the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End and give us your best shot. Writers of our two favorite captions will win an extra-large Pirates bus shelter poster, which will probably cover the whole stretch of your bedroom, garage or bomb shelter wall. Or maybe you have a favorite bus shelter you could donate it to instead. The top two, as well as one runner up, will also receive a regular size Pirates poster. Good luck y'all!
1. "My spider senses are tingling... and my spider pits are STINKING!"
-- Jason G.
2. "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. This is my handle..." "Caramba! Yo soy muy macho! Ahora, estoy listo para la lucha libre!"-- Brant J.
3. "This is going to be the biggest elbow drop EVER." -- Anthony C.
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This week's contest:
UPDATE: WINNERS ANNOUNCED! Click Here
Editor's Note: Whoops! You're right, Brant (comment #14), we published the wrong caption as one of winners ("Teapot" was one of our runners up.) Our bad. Thanks for letting us know, and don't worry, you still get the DVD.










Reader Comments (Page 1 of 9)
5-11-2007 @ 2:19PM
Bus said...
STD awareness just found their new mascots.
Got Crabs?
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5-11-2007 @ 2:29PM
FezMan88 said...
So what? I like things wet.
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5-11-2007 @ 2:38PM
Brent Todd said...
Seriously something smells fishy to me.
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5-11-2007 @ 2:47PM
Brandon Shockney said...
Oh, this? This isn't a beard. I'm just VERY sloppy when eating spaghetti.
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5-11-2007 @ 2:49PM
Barry Wilhelm said...
NEVER AGAIN will I have sex with an octopus.
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5-11-2007 @ 2:57PM
Will said...
What do you think, guys? Do you like my tentacles down, or pulled back?
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5-11-2007 @ 3:08PM
Jessica said...
I'm bringing sexy back, ARGH!!!!!
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5-11-2007 @ 3:28PM
Eklen said...
It's fine, the doctor said that it wasn't malignant.
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5-11-2007 @ 3:31PM
Ancora Quintus said...
Just a little more suction and my poors will be clear!
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5-11-2007 @ 3:33PM
blake said...
"This party is soooo formal. I really should have shaved..."
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5-11-2007 @ 3:40PM
Daniel Martinez said...
Osama Bin Laden's new disguise fooled everybody...
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5-11-2007 @ 3:51PM
Chris said...
You're breaking up with me?...It's the beard, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!
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5-11-2007 @ 4:10PM
robert said...
we'd like to speak to your sushi chef...
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5-11-2007 @ 4:16PM
Brant said...
Just to set the record straight re: the Spidey 3 captions, my ACTUAL comment was #36. "Caramba! Yo soy muy macho! Ahora, estoy listo para la lucha libre!" I never said anything about teapots, nor do I find them particularly funny. But I will happily accept the DVD prize. Thanks.
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5-11-2007 @ 4:23PM
Roberto Santana said...
Wanted ! 200 year old cephalopod sought in connection of oral copulation with an under age sea Anemone
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5-11-2007 @ 4:26PM
John Stubbs said...
"Professor Xavier wasn't thrilled about the new addition to the mansion, but took pity on Capt. Tentacraw..."
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5-11-2007 @ 4:42PM
Dave said...
Though Britney Spears's new husband is a lateral step in the looks department, he is employed.
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5-11-2007 @ 4:44PM
Matt Beauchemin said...
"Would someone please get Mr. Keith Richards to Make-Up before shooting his next scene..."
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5-11-2007 @ 4:53PM
mendelini said...
Remember when mom used to say "don't make that face, it'll stick that way"? Well guess what.
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5-11-2007 @ 4:58PM
jfrdy13 said...
Everybody now!!!! "I feel pretty...oh so pretty and witty and new!!!!"
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