Shrek the Third: Insert Caption
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Lesson learned: The fuglier the movie character looks, the better the caption pool. So in the tradition of Davy Jones, Saphira and Nicolas Cage in Next, we give you Shrek. Sure he's a nice a dude and all, but let's face it, he's not quite in the same league as that fiery redhead Fiona.
First a shout out to the winners of last week's contest, y'all have Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End posters on the way, and millions who envy you. Or at least a couple dozen. And onto the new: Winners of our three favorite captions for the photo below from Shrek the Third will win the first two Shrek movies on DVD, plus a poster signed by the cast. A cast that includes, Justin Timberlake, by the way, and word is he's got mad Sharpie skillz. Good luck!
1. "I'm sorry but this face is octopied." -- Brandy H.
2. "Yes, shaving IS a bitch. Thanks for asking. -- Geraldine R.
3. "NEVER AGAIN will I have sex with an octopus." -- Barry W.
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This week's contest:
Editor's Note: We spoke too soon. JT does NOT have mad Sharpie skillz, after all. He did not sign the posters, but Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy and Antonio Banderas did! We swear.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 19)
5-18-2007 @ 2:05PM
Erik Davis said...
{Although mine does not count, I had to throw one in there for fun)
"Now I know why it smells like ass in here!"
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5-18-2007 @ 2:14PM
William Goss said...
In a misguided attempt to target a younger demographic, the studio decided that the dramatization of Zoo should be animated.
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5-18-2007 @ 2:17PM
Jessica Torrico said...
For the last time no donkey show!!!
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5-18-2007 @ 2:29PM
jfrdy13 said...
Shrek
Donkey! Is that your stink pickle under here??
Fiona.
Let me see!! let me see!!
Donkey.
It's a special gift for the both of you.
Puss.
No! It was me.....Time to change the Litter box!
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5-18-2007 @ 2:28PM
Brianne said...
How about a ménage à trois?
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5-21-2007 @ 2:56PM
Mike said...
Internet porn theme sites are just getting ridiculous...
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5-18-2007 @ 2:49PM
Brianne said...
DONKEY, for the last time, YES!!! You still look like an ASS!!!
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5-18-2007 @ 2:55PM
vaginaface said...
"The Aristocrats"!
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5-18-2007 @ 3:14PM
Nick said...
Even Shrek needs a little pussy in bed.
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5-18-2007 @ 3:13PM
blake said...
no donkeeey. we do NOT want you to shake the bed to enhance the experience.
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5-18-2007 @ 3:22PM
liya said...
Worst. Porno. Ever.
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5-19-2007 @ 8:24AM
stefnes said...
Another sleepless night? Try some Zanshreks!
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5-18-2007 @ 3:44PM
Brianne said...
Piss off, SMART-ASS!!!
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5-18-2007 @ 3:45PM
FezMan88 said...
Sadly, the one and only donkey party ever held in Far Far Away would never be forgotten.
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5-18-2007 @ 3:56PM
Travis Johnson said...
"Donkey don't look at me that way.....you know thats illegal!"
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5-18-2007 @ 4:13PM
Anna said...
Donkey! You gave us names? You don't think! So now you're the face of the Fantastic Four?
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5-27-2007 @ 2:38PM
Ryan Terch said...
Is erectile disfunction ruining your sex life?
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5-18-2007 @ 4:34PM
Mike Ensley said...
Those little blue things you gave me weren't really magic beans, were they?
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5-18-2007 @ 5:08PM
Eric Bland said...
Donkey: "How 'bout some ass AND pussy?"
(Talking about Donkey and the cat joining in)
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5-18-2007 @ 5:16PM
jessica said...
DONKEY: You're lying in bed with a princess, a pussy, but there's still no ass! Just let me come join the love.
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