Ocean's Thirteen: Insert Caption
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Nice to see such strong turnout these last few weeks on our lil' Insert Caption contest. And very cool that a few of you have become repeat winners, like Megan R., who's triumphed two weeks in a row, and may now actually be considering a full-time career in caption-writing. Megan, along with the other folks below, can expect the stork to arrive very shortly with a box of Knocked Up goodies.
To those who have played many times and have yet to win, it's about time we offer a few helpful hints: Resist the fart jokes; Poop jokes are passable, but only if you specifically use the word "poop." Don't enter 10 captions in a row; Space 'em out a bit or something. And never, ever, ever, ever use the words "Sexyback" or "Sanjaya." Those aren't addendums to the official rules, just friendly suggestions. Now test your skillz with the pic below from Ocean's Thirteen. Our favorite caption writer will win Ocean's Eleven and Ocean's Twelve on DVD, as well as a 13 hat, tee-shirt and deck of cards. Two runners up will get the clothing and cards. Good luck!
1. "By the time Katherine Heigel realized that she should have read her entire Grey's Anatomy contract, it was far too late." -- Megan R.
2. "Guess now wouldn't be the right time to tell her we're cousins."
-- Manuel A.
3. "Dr. Phil, I am not sure what video of you shaving your thighs has to do with child birth." -- Justin R.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
5-31-2007 @ 4:09PM
William Goss said...
Trembling before his keyboard, the caption contestant silently struggled to avoid any "Ocean's 69" jokes.
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5-31-2007 @ 6:16PM
Brad B said...
"When I was told that Clooney wanted to 'get into bed with me' on this project, I thought he wanted me in the movie."
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5-31-2007 @ 4:27PM
Frank Townend said...
Spellbound by the 24 hour TV coverage of "Paris Hilton in Jail", the team totally forgot what their mission was.
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5-31-2007 @ 4:32PM
Frank Townend said...
Try as they may, the guys just couldn't help but notice Ellen Barkin's strip-tease just wasn't the same as that done by Julia Roberts.
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5-31-2007 @ 4:44PM
mike said...
You know you've pissed off the mob when you wake up with a Clooney in your bed.
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5-31-2007 @ 5:36PM
Taylor said...
THOSE are our box office sales for Oceans 13?! So, that means we're not going to 20??
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5-31-2007 @ 5:03PM
Taylon said...
Uh...this isn't what it looks like.
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5-31-2007 @ 5:12PM
mdmoore said...
We weren't doing anything. Honest.
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5-31-2007 @ 5:17PM
Porchland said...
Not to be outdone, Elliott Gould asks the guys whether they'd like to see his [i]honorary[/i] Oscar. Brad, thank God you're here!
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5-31-2007 @ 5:25PM
John S said...
As Yen burst in the door yet again, the guys just had to wonder, "How many times do you have to stuff this dude into luggage and 'accidentally' lose him before he takes a hint?"
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5-31-2007 @ 5:25PM
Ryan said...
Matt and George were amazed at how fatherhood has NOT agreed well with Brad at all.
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5-31-2007 @ 5:28PM
The Addict said...
Clooney - "Woah."
Gould - "Woah."
Damon - "Yum."
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5-31-2007 @ 5:40PM
Tiffeney Henderson said...
It just isn't the same---watching the Oscars from home.
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5-31-2007 @ 5:51PM
Olivia K said...
Though some women may beg to differ, watching Brad undress is not exactly their idea of a rollicking good time in the hotel suite.
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5-31-2007 @ 6:02PM
Sam said...
We get paid HOW MUCH for poignant quizzical looks and delivering flat one-liners?
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5-31-2007 @ 6:50PM
Mark M said...
Yes, Mrs. Mirren, I'm sure your, um, "milkshake" does indeed bring all the boys to the, um, yard, but I'm afraid you're not quite what we're looking for at the moment.
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5-31-2007 @ 9:27PM
Jeff Edmonston said...
Yup, watching the home video later is never quite as much fun as making it.
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5-31-2007 @ 7:18PM
Anthony said...
See guys, I was in "Friends." That was popular. Yea?
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5-31-2007 @ 7:41PM
Lindsey said...
Yes, concierge, can you please bring the puffs with aloe in them? Our friend is feeling a bit chapped.
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5-31-2007 @ 8:03PM
Proteus said...
2 pills, 2 pillows, and 2 pals: There will be no rest tonight!
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