Evan Almighty: Insert Caption
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The stakes were indeed raised for last week's Insert Caption contest for The Matrix Ultimate Collection, and y'all turned out like a tribe of Zionists at a spontaneous rave party (minus the dry humping). Congrats to our grand-prize winner Christopher R., the proud new owner of an HD player. Chris and our two runners up will receive The Matrix Ultimate Collection on hi-def DVD as well. Let us know if hi-def brings Keanu Reeves' trademark brand of Method Wooden Acting to a whole new level.
This week we've got goodies from the zany Steve Carell comedy Evan Almighty to bestow upon thee (as you can probably tell by now, we very much enjoy bestowing, almost as much as we do bequeathing). Writers of our three favorite captions will win a tee-shirt, bucket hat, baseball cap, windbreaker, pet water bowl, pet collar and poster from the movie. All we'll say is, look what the bucket hat did for Gilligan. Good luck!
1. "Even though it rained on their wedding day, Mr. and Mrs. Smith would be darned if they were going to let three months of dance lessons go to waste." -- Christoper R.
2. "Rock Paper Scissors took an ugly turn when they both chose Rock."
-- Anthony B.
3. "Side effects of Blue Pill (TM) may include: violent outbursts, double vision, and extreme perspiration. Ask your doctor if Blue Pill (TM) is right for you." -- Susy P.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 7)
6-16-2007 @ 3:22PM
Abe said...
The 100 year old virgin finally blows his load!
6-15-2007 @ 7:07PM
Ryan Porter said...
YOU...SHALL...NOT...pass?
6-15-2007 @ 6:09PM
Jarrod Tibbs said...
"We're going to need a bigger boat."
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6-17-2007 @ 9:10PM
Bob said...
I left something at the office!
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6-15-2007 @ 6:24PM
mayorjimmy said...
"Damn you discount Yachts!! Damn you to hell!!!"
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6-15-2007 @ 6:40PM
Brad B said...
"Hey! You try spending 40 days and nights with two of every animal and you see if you smell any better!!!"
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6-15-2007 @ 6:43PM
Erv said...
After 50 years of intense training, the Star Wars Kid would give his final performance...and this time, HE would do the laughing...
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6-15-2007 @ 6:55PM
Evan S. said...
"Jesus christ, it's Jesus Christ!"
bonus points for my name being Evan?
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6-15-2007 @ 6:58PM
Goulet said...
"Detective Michael Scarn in 'The Santa Clause 4: Hell Froze Over'"
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6-15-2007 @ 7:00PM
Woody Clark said...
Suddenly, Noah realizes he should have called Clark Pest Control (TM) for his termite problem.
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6-15-2007 @ 6:59PM
Mark M said...
YOU...CANNOT...aw, screw it. I'm out of here!
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6-15-2007 @ 7:02PM
David Messina11 said...
Hey you behind me. You steped on my toe!
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6-15-2007 @ 7:03PM
Jonathan Kuhn said...
"That's what she said."
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6-15-2007 @ 7:05PM
Bus said...
The crowd took a turn after learning that Evan was on the state sexual predator list. Never again could he joke about his rod.
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6-15-2007 @ 7:45PM
Mark Beierly said...
Dwight, look at what spinoffs can do to your career!
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6-15-2007 @ 7:56PM
Will said...
As soon as Uncle Dynamite said, "hey, you guys wanna see my bowstaff trick?," everyone knew that the party was over.
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6-15-2007 @ 8:23PM
Roger S. said...
This is what happens when 40 days and 40 nights of canned beans gets the best of you at the same time the burning bush appears on the front of your ark.
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6-15-2007 @ 8:22PM
Kurifurisan said...
During the rehearsal for "Ten Commandments 2: Commanding Harder" Charles Heston realized that you can't cheat death forever.
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6-15-2007 @ 8:27PM
Josh Sieben said...
GOD: I Said two of every animal why is there only one animal?
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6-15-2007 @ 8:28PM
Matthew Watts said...
"YES, I REALIZE that I am NOT Jim Carrey!"
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