Live Free or Die Hard: Insert Caption
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The blockbusters keep coming, and so do the big prizes here at Insert Caption Inc. Thanks to everyone who submitted captions for last week's Evan Almighty contest, and an extra special thanks to those who didn't make jokes about termites, loose lips or bad gas. All three of you have won. Kidding. (We tease because we love.)
It's been a while since we've had a real hardcore action man on Insert Caption. So this week we bring you Justin Long in the highly anticipated sequel Live Free or Die Hard. Writers of our three favorite captions will win The Die Hard Collection on DVD, starring Long's co-star Bruce Willis as terrorist-head-smack-upsider John McClane. Remember, the best caption is the one that's witty, funny and most of all, defends freedom at all costs. Good luck!
1. "Everyone run, it's Charlton Heston and he's got a gun!!!" -- Benton K.
2. "Damn you discount Yachts!! Damn you to hell!!!" -- Jimmy B.
3. "Dang!! Who invited Chuck Norris on board?" -- Nicholas S.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 8)
6-22-2007 @ 4:09PM
Eugene Pitts said...
"Hello, I'm a Mac-leane"
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6-22-2007 @ 5:39PM
Ian Gibson said...
"Oh my that's a big gun you have! I knew you said you had a surprise for me, but this? Oh darling, I love you more than freedom!"
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6-22-2007 @ 5:05PM
William Goss said...
Face it, dude, they're sick of the Mac ads!
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6-22-2007 @ 4:24PM
Eklen said...
-I told you I'd be a fun Big Brother
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6-22-2007 @ 4:26PM
Braden said...
This is how Linux handles security.
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6-22-2007 @ 5:01PM
Odysseus said...
You really pissed this PC guy off!
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6-22-2007 @ 5:22PM
Joe said...
You weren't kidding. Steve Jobs is an unstoppable killing machine.
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6-22-2007 @ 4:39PM
Justin said...
"So, I guess this is what waiting in line for an iPhone has come too..."
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6-22-2007 @ 5:25PM
gambit410 said...
Justin long is marveled by Bruce Willis cyborg penis and wonders why Demi ever left him.
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6-22-2007 @ 4:40PM
Bradford Oman said...
"PG-13 eh? Not if I have anything to say about it."
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6-22-2007 @ 5:16PM
marco dela torre said...
Yippee-ki-yay, Mac abuser!
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6-22-2007 @ 4:50PM
Eric said...
Looks like Microsoft finally got tired of all those Mac/PC ads.
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6-22-2007 @ 6:54PM
Brad B said...
Justin Long makes the mistake of mentioning Ashton Kutcher while Bruce is holding the gun...
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6-25-2007 @ 8:07AM
Steven said...
"Damn! PC is pissed!"
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6-22-2007 @ 5:26PM
Carlton Prest said...
"Hey kid... how would you like an opportunity to defend America?"
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6-22-2007 @ 5:28PM
Gabe said...
Angry fans Respond to the films Non-Violent PG Rating...
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6-22-2007 @ 5:18PM
Tim said...
Don't worry, I'll protect your iPhone from the 'I'm a PC' guy.
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6-22-2007 @ 5:30PM
marco dela torre said...
How a random character like you seemlesly fits into the plot of this sequel makes us a couple of perfect strangers. Eh? Get it? I hated that movie!
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6-22-2007 @ 5:28PM
pinsleric said...
"Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me?"
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6-22-2007 @ 6:12PM
marco dela torre said...
Stick tight kid. Demi is out for young'uns again.
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