Live Free or Die Hard: Insert Caption
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The blockbusters keep coming, and so do the big prizes here at Insert Caption Inc. Thanks to everyone who submitted captions for last week's Evan Almighty contest, and an extra special thanks to those who didn't make jokes about termites, loose lips or bad gas. All three of you have won. Kidding. (We tease because we love.)
It's been a while since we've had a real hardcore action man on Insert Caption. So this week we bring you Justin Long in the highly anticipated sequel Live Free or Die Hard. Writers of our three favorite captions will win The Die Hard Collection on DVD, starring Long's co-star Bruce Willis as terrorist-head-smack-upsider John McClane. Remember, the best caption is the one that's witty, funny and most of all, defends freedom at all costs. Good luck!
1. "Everyone run, it's Charlton Heston and he's got a gun!!!" -- Benton K.
2. "Damn you discount Yachts!! Damn you to hell!!!" -- Jimmy B.
3. "Dang!! Who invited Chuck Norris on board?" -- Nicholas S.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 8)
6-22-2007 @ 4:09PM
Eugene Pitts said...
"Hello, I'm a Mac-leane"
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6-22-2007 @ 4:24PM
Eklen said...
-I told you I'd be a fun Big Brother
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6-22-2007 @ 4:26PM
Braden said...
This is how Linux handles security.
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6-22-2007 @ 4:39PM
Justin said...
"So, I guess this is what waiting in line for an iPhone has come too..."
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6-22-2007 @ 4:40PM
Bradford Oman said...
"PG-13 eh? Not if I have anything to say about it."
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6-22-2007 @ 4:50PM
Eric said...
Looks like Microsoft finally got tired of all those Mac/PC ads.
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6-22-2007 @ 5:01PM
Odysseus said...
You really pissed this PC guy off!
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6-22-2007 @ 5:05PM
William Goss said...
Face it, dude, they're sick of the Mac ads!
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6-22-2007 @ 5:16PM
marco dela torre said...
Yippee-ki-yay, Mac abuser!
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6-22-2007 @ 5:18PM
Tim said...
Don't worry, I'll protect your iPhone from the 'I'm a PC' guy.
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6-22-2007 @ 5:22PM
Joe said...
You weren't kidding. Steve Jobs is an unstoppable killing machine.
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6-22-2007 @ 5:25PM
gambit410 said...
Justin long is marveled by Bruce Willis cyborg penis and wonders why Demi ever left him.
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6-22-2007 @ 5:26PM
Carlton Prest said...
"Hey kid... how would you like an opportunity to defend America?"
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6-22-2007 @ 5:28PM
pinsleric said...
"Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me?"
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6-22-2007 @ 5:28PM
Gabe said...
Angry fans Respond to the films Non-Violent PG Rating...
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6-22-2007 @ 5:29PM
mayorjimmy said...
Tom Cruise and John Travolta just don't take 'no' for an answer do they?
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6-22-2007 @ 5:30PM
marco dela torre said...
How a random character like you seemlesly fits into the plot of this sequel makes us a couple of perfect strangers. Eh? Get it? I hated that movie!
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6-22-2007 @ 5:39PM
Ian Gibson said...
"Oh my that's a big gun you have! I knew you said you had a surprise for me, but this? Oh darling, I love you more than freedom!"
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6-22-2007 @ 5:47PM
Rob Doerzbacher said...
Ummm excuse me, I don't think I was finished telling you about how easy it is to organize your pictures with iPhoto.
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6-22-2007 @ 5:55PM
Bus said...
In M. Night Shyamalan's "Die Hard: Quest for Utopia", Bruce Willis is attacked by a thousand Bjork's only to find out that he's pregnant with Jack Bauer. But, I'm sure you figured that out in the first 10 minutes Mr. Smart Guy!
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