License to Wed: Insert Caption
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Well, we learned a few things from the 150 captions we received for last week's Live Free or Die Hard contest: 1) Justin Long has made one helluvan impression as the mouthpiece for Mac; 2) Wait a second, is that why he was cast as a hacker in Die Hard?; and 3) Scientology jokes never really get old (just ask the Germans). But we were really hoping somebody, anybody would toss out the classic line (tragically overlooked by the AFI), "Did my bald head give me away?" Anyhow, congrats to our Die Hard DVD Collection winners below.
Sticking with the bald theme, this week we're looking at a shot of John Krasinski, Mandy Moore and the terrifying baby doll they're tasked to nurture in next week's rom com License to Wed. (Robin Williams co-stars as a holy man who may or may not be on massive amounts of cocaine.) Writers of our three favorite caps will win all sorts of License to Wed swag, including a beach towel tote, Frisbee, magnetic word set, and other necessities should you ever get stranded on a desert island. Good luck! 1. "Of course you see dead people, I'm killing them all." -- Matthew K.
2. "Those mother truckers are gonna pay once I shove their peanuts in their mouths and smear poo poo on their face... Live Free or Die Hard rated PG-13." -- Aaron L.
3. "...And I'm a PC, mother******!"
-- Dan H.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
6-29-2007 @ 1:09PM
Mike Darnell said...
"What the hell did you smoke for our baby to look like this?"
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6-29-2007 @ 1:09PM
Allen K said...
"Here's your problem. Someone set this thing to 'Evil.'"
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6-29-2007 @ 1:21PM
William Goss said...
Dick and Jane couldn't be bothered to mask their disappointment in their brand new iPhone.
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6-29-2007 @ 1:22PM
Jessica T said...
I didn't think using a rubber when result in a plactic baby. We must warn the people!
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6-29-2007 @ 1:23PM
Pranav said...
I didn't know "Mini Me" needed diapers!
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6-29-2007 @ 1:24PM
Eric said...
I had no idea they made a new Britney Spears Doll
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6-29-2007 @ 1:27PM
Les said...
"Do I change his diaper or add more oil?"
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6-29-2007 @ 5:37PM
Brad B said...
"Why does this thing have Zach Braff's nose?"
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6-29-2007 @ 1:31PM
Kurifurisan said...
Ok...I know about changing the diaper, feeding the baby and making sure he gets a nap but what do I do when the check engine light comes on?
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6-29-2007 @ 1:39PM
Jay said...
"I'll swallow your soul!"
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6-29-2007 @ 1:53PM
Matt N said...
"Dwight, is that you?"
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6-29-2007 @ 1:55PM
JD3 said...
"You expect me to hold this thing?"
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"
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6-29-2007 @ 2:00PM
Adam Chin said...
No one could comprehend why they would make the prequel to "A.I."
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6-29-2007 @ 2:04PM
mdmoore said...
It looks like the mailman.
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6-29-2007 @ 2:06PM
Wildcard said...
Honey, our baby got hit with the ugly stick, big time!
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6-29-2007 @ 2:06PM
R3 said...
"Look, he's got your plastic."
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6-29-2007 @ 2:08PM
Cole said...
"I wonder if I can suspend this in Jello and Place him in Dwight's desk."
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6-29-2007 @ 2:12PM
Evilone1414 said...
"So this is the real baby Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were really hidding!"
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6-30-2007 @ 10:34AM
Rachel said...
"Honey, a DNA test will only prove he's not yours. Let's just get the diagnostic for that clickingin noise like Mike our mechanic told us to. No, silly- he doens't look like Mike to me."
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6-29-2007 @ 2:51PM
Phil said...
Hi I am the Baby Simulator 5000. To get the full effect of parenthood....I will sh*t and piss on you 10 times a day, start crying whenever I detect that you have entered REM sleep, and deprive your sex life for the next 18 years.
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