Inside the 'Cloverfield' Production: A Spy Speaks Out
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Since Paramount and producer J.J. Abrams refuse to unleash any further details regarding Cloverfield, all we're left with are these weird promotional websites and this brand new spy report from the set. Since I take everything with a grain of salt, I'll advise you to do the same -- although the spy (most likely a production assistant of sorts) seems to know what he/she is talking about. Turns out we're not the only ones who don't know what the hell this movie is; according to the spy: "I'm working on this shoot, and even we don't know what it is." Nice. However, they do go on to reveal certain details that you may or may not be interested in. Beware of possible spoilers below ...
First, the spy does confirm that the film is currently being shot in downtown Los Angeles under the name "Slusho." And about that name, the spy says: "The ID tags for the shoot on the trucks say "Slusho: You can't eat more than 6" and a drawing of a slurpee-like drink." I'm not sure whether that has something to do with the film, or if it's there to throw people off, but it is one of the stranger taglines I've ever seen. Additionally, the spy points out a few interesting tidbits regarding the trailer we all watched prior to Transformers and the Godzilla rumor everyone keeps talking up. "On a take in the scene you all saw (the trailer) at + 30 seconds after impact movie time, just a couple of us were told by Mr Reeves that we are seeing a giant foot stomp down (this is at the point where the tower explodes). Not Godzilla, but it is interesting..." I wish they would've further explained how they know it's not Godzilla (he had feet, right?), but if this person is to be believed, then we can cross off all Godzilla talk for the time being.
Another peculiar note has to do with all this Ethan Haas nonsense. Who is Ethan Haas, and why is he so important to the film? Well, the spy doesn't seem to know either, but they do say it all "kinda makes sense (to me at least) from some of the dialogue I've heard." Kinda makes sense? Not a lot to go on there. So, to recap: Look for Slusho, no Godzilla and all this Ethan Haas stuff "kinda makes sense." Well, to me, it sure as hell doesn't. Here's hoping we get some more info before all the conspiracy theorists lose their sh*t.
UPDATE: The official trailer has finally been released via Apple. So for those who missed it and/or suffered through one of those grainy leaked versions, you can check it out now. Enjoy!









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7-09-2007 @ 4:13PM
mike said...
And there is an official HD trailer now guys..
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/
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7-09-2007 @ 4:51PM
Matt said...
There is some sorta wierd noise/word being spoken before everything goes nuts and starts shaking. Anyone have the technology to figure it out?
Sounds like Linear, like lin ear, to me.
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7-09-2007 @ 9:25PM
Wayne said...
It sounds like the "monster" on the island on "Lost". My rational side really doubts that J.J. Abrams would make a big budget movie that was a "Lost" tie-in, but my fan boy side wants it to be true. Otherwise it looks like a Godzilla remake.
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7-10-2007 @ 8:26AM
RizoKobold said...
ok, what seems like a bad link to a cheesy lawn toss site is NOT a bad link.
Click on the calander, and go to 1-18-08 and there are 2 birthdays. when you click on them to see what they are, one is Cloverfeild and the others is Pandoras Box.
Pandoras box gives you 2 new you tube style clips
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7-10-2007 @ 9:23AM
mike said...
JJ talked to Harry Knowles that the Ethan stuff has nothing to do with this movie: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33261
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7-10-2007 @ 10:16AM
xpurg said...
We Know that THIS is the real deal:
http://www.theweeklydonut.org/index.php/2007/07/06/ethan-haas-ate-honey-dips/
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7-10-2007 @ 12:45PM
The Four Guys said...
It looks like the videos are down... I just get the little broken Quicktime thingy. Their servers are swpped most likely.
One of the things we've been talking about over at The Four Guys Podcast, http://www.fourguys.net, is the possibility of it being something darker, Cthulu perhaps. We should have that show up in the next few days
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7-10-2007 @ 1:46PM
lrs62 said...
This is INDEED filming under the name "Slusho". But it really has nothing to do with the movie, just a JJ injoke...
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7-10-2007 @ 2:24PM
jerry k said...
i found another website for this movie...http://slusho.jp i suggest you read the history , it goes on about some ocean search that found some drink ingredient that made people large?
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7-10-2007 @ 3:17PM
Stella said...
Ethan Haas is the name of a character from the sitcom "The Class." One of the "Class" actors, Lizzy Caplan, is in this new J.J. Abrams project. Don't know if there's a link, but thought I would put it out there.
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7-10-2007 @ 8:29PM
Scaramanga said...
If that's not supposed to be a Godzilla scream that we hear a few times, then someone has been doing really lazy sound design, as it's simply too close to the original Godzilla scream for me to hear anything else.
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7-11-2007 @ 11:52PM
Chris said...
Hear me out…it's Cthulhu.
Visit Slusho.com and click the 4th link from the left, takes you to the feedback email address Satoshi@slusho.jp. So, a quick search on this Satoshi person reveals this Wiki info:
Satoshi Tajiri is a Japanese electronic game designer and the creator of Pocket Monsters, better known as Pokémon.
The creator of Pokemon! Tell me this is not happening. :)
Ok, you probably think I'm crazy now, but I'm reading more about the Pokemon creator, and guess what, he worked at Nintendo, on Pokemon, for 6 years. 6!
“Slusho! You can't drink just SIX."
Now, read the history page on slusho.com. There's reference to “many towns and villages on Honshu". Well, you guessed it, Satoshi was born in Machida which is located on Honshu!
Apparently there's a Digimon (not so much different than Pokemon) character whose design is based on Cthulhu and named after Dagon. The character's English name is “Dragomon."
Most Digimon of all levels reside in the Digital World (sometimes called “DigiWorld" for short), a parallel universe created from data inside the Earth's electronic communication networks. However, Digimon are sometimes capable of traveling to Earth - or as it is called in DigiWorld, the Real World. Courtesy of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ultimate_Digimon_(Part_1)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ultimate_Digimon_(Part_1)#Dragomon - this is the pokemon character designed after Cthulhu, his type is Sea Animal and his level is ultimate (perfect).
I read on a blog that the monster was a sea monster?
Oh, one more Pokemon coincidence, the kids on slusho.com (boy & girl = the two Pokemon kids) are under water. The Pokemon monster Dragomon is a sea animal.
Dragomon is a Sea Animal Digimon. His Japanese name is Dagomon as he was named after Dagon of Lovecraft literature known as the Cthulhu Mythos, and appearance is based on Cthulhu of the mythos.
Dragomon is a “Wicked God" referred to as “The Sinful Priest of the Ocean Floor". He is thought to be born from a computer virus that infected the computers of ships and such, disrupting direction and course. When he takes a life, he holds the juzu (prayer beads) on his neck and seemingly mourns.
It's stretch, but lots of coincidences here. If this is not the case, I challenge someone to find that many clues from Slusho.com. :)
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7-12-2007 @ 5:21PM
KingSDot402 said...
Check it out. They are on Broadway St in New York. The explosion takes
place at City Hall Park in lower Manhattan.
On the roof when the guy is talking about “tremors” you can see the Empire State and Chrysler buildings. So they are between those 2 places.
Using a skill I learned for land nav in the army, I’ve come up with
this:
The building they are on is between Canal and Walker St. They exit the building on Broadway facing the North West but look South West at the smoke of City Hall Park.
The Beast is coming from the South West, which is from the bay where the Statue of Liberty is.
It took out Liberty Island on the way in from the sea.
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7-17-2007 @ 2:17PM
Mike said...
I think this has some biblical ties...sort of an 'end of days' / apocalypse flick. Abrams has been known to make biblical/religious references in his other work (Lost specifically). Some other blogs go into more detail, but there are a lot of parallels with verses out of the book of Revelations that seem to fit - and the verse numbers correspond to the date and the time stamps on the photos on 1-18-08.com. I'm just throwing that out there. If anyone can make a cool apocalypse movie, it'd be JJ Abrams.
And as far as the Ethan Haas stuff is concerned, that is a marketing project for the video game Alpha Omega, coming out in August.
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7-28-2007 @ 10:01AM
Blizzy said...
I just did a lot of nerding on the net and have found that Cthulhu is in fact a god-beast of ancient myths and is basically a bigger version of Godzilla... with the Kraken for a head. so as the dude said "I saw it, it's alive, it's HUGE". Also the creature is defined as having been ultimately submerged in some 'City of the Sea' (think Atlantis) until it is time to rise and fuck up humanity. Sounds like something that wouldn't have a problem tossing the Statue of Liberty's head across a Borough or two.
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7-29-2007 @ 5:27PM
sucubus415 said...
To post # 14-this is Rev. 1-18-"I am the Living One; I was dead, and behold I am alive for ever and ever! And I hold the keys of death and Hades.
To post # 15-Cthulhu is a creation of H.P. Lovecraft, who is imprisoned at R'lyeh (Cthulhu, not Lovecraft). R'lyeh is located in the South Pacific (47°9′S, 126°43′W, to be exact), and, when the starts are right (correct positions when he was imprisoned), will rise from the depths and release him. (a side note-there is a quotation "That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die" which Lovecraft wrote, which ties in with Revelations 1-18).
As for the slusho site (and people becoming whales and such), there is "The Shadow over Innsmouth" (Lovecraft) in which the folks of Innsmouth had been worshippers of Dagon (and, at one time in the past, had interbred with them). At a certain time in their lives, they would return to the sea to undergo a metamorphosis (the actual metamorphosis would start to occur while they were still on land-it would take some time), and would dwell under the waters.
If Abrams is doing a Cthulhu movie, the whole fire ball thing doesn't fit in all that much (unless I mininterpreted the coming attraction). But there are "gods" Lovecraft wrote about that do "dwell among the stars" that would fit in.
And, fortunately or unfortunately, I have my grandfather to thank for making me a Lovecraft fiend at the tender age of 12-I'm now 36.
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7-29-2007 @ 5:35PM
sucubus415 said...
I have no ties to the websites below-just posting them for your consideration.
http://cthulhufiles.com/
online "encyclopedia of all things Lovecraft"
http://www.cthulhulives.org/toc.html
Great website.
http://www.neilgaiman.com/exclusive/shortstories/chulthhustory/
Great short story by Neil Gaiman
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8-01-2007 @ 5:19PM
Brandon said...
RE: # 13
Great job on your land nav skills to figure out the monster came through Liberty Island
Using the eye-balls I got from my mom and dad, I determined the same thing by the fact that the monster threw the statue of liberty's head down the street...
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