300: Insert Caption
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Psst. We had another impressive turnout for last week's Insert Caption contest for The Simpsons Movie, with entries from 175 folks. That's like three times the population of Springfield. We recommend the read for a deeper insight into the link between bestiality and bacon (mmmm). Congrats to the Simpsons: Season 10 DVD winners below. We really hope you have the first nine or let's face it, your DVD collection might look a little bit awkward.
1. "Despite the producers' best efforts, the tension on the set was palpable once Mel Gibson showed up." -- William H.
2. "It got weird...didn't it?"
-- Dawn M.
3. "Bart, I think you should put some pants on." -- Karl L.
This week we're returning to the DVD realm, as the biggest film of early-'07 hits streets on Tuesday. But since we couldn't get a photo from Pathfinder, we bring you badass King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) in his cape and undies from the smash-hit 300. Writers of our three favorite captions will win the DVD and the soundtrack. Good luck.
UPDATE: WINNERS ANNOUNCED! Click Here
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 12)
7-28-2007 @ 2:02PM
Colton P. said...
"My face is up here."
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7-28-2007 @ 2:19PM
Jon Hawkins said...
I'm thinking of a number....
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7-28-2007 @ 2:19PM
Rich Drees said...
What do you mean "No Shirt, No Service"?
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7-28-2007 @ 2:23PM
Jon said...
Its a fact.... Sparta is the greattest city in the world. Discovered by the germainins in 300BC they called it... Sp-A-Rta, which if corse means... a whale's vagina
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7-28-2007 @ 2:26PM
joe aquino said...
Really? That's from six minute abs
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7-28-2007 @ 2:30PM
Wildcard said...
Taebo-schimbo! I use Jane Fonda's "Workout".
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7-28-2007 @ 2:34PM
Matt B. said...
Frodo Baggins, I see you've been hitting the gym hard since I last saw you and your Hobbit friends.
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7-28-2007 @ 2:40PM
salvestra said...
Gorgo: Damn it, the hubby is sporting a C-cup while I can barely fill out my top.
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7-28-2007 @ 2:47PM
Nightfall said...
Gorgo: No one told me they were shooting gay porn today
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7-28-2007 @ 2:48PM
Kurifurisan said...
Sorry sir, I can't let you in. We have a strict No Tunic, No Sandals, No Service Policy here at Mattias's Lamb N' Waffle.
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7-28-2007 @ 2:55PM
ocardaugh said...
So, make a right at the river then a left at the encampment?
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7-28-2007 @ 3:04PM
Brad White said...
So.. what's with the giant hole behind me?
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7-28-2007 @ 3:04PM
Will said...
What do you mean by submission, its so easy a caveman could do it?
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7-28-2007 @ 3:07PM
Kyle said...
"Honestly guys, do you have to be almost naked and oiled up to win the battle?"
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7-28-2007 @ 3:09PM
Brody said...
So a Greek and a Egyptian walk into a bar...
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7-28-2007 @ 3:23PM
Todd G. said...
"I'm sorry, sir, Caesars Palace has a strict "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy even if you were roommates in school with him."
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7-28-2007 @ 3:42PM
Aaron said...
And then he asked if I knew of a discreet hotel in town.
King Leonidas: NOT in front of my wifr, please.
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7-28-2007 @ 3:57PM
Niels Lindgren said...
"How dare you disgrace Sparta by appearing clothed, flacid, and with little-to-no oil rubbed all over your chest!"
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7-28-2007 @ 4:05PM
Tiara said...
What do you mean no valet parking?
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7-28-2007 @ 4:11PM
RedGlare said...
On the count of three: drop and compare!
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