Jessica Simpson Turns Down Porn
Filed under: Casting, RumorMonger, Fandom
Although they do not say which role she turned down, Jessica Simpson's father/manager says the actress turned down the chance to play a porn star in an upcoming movie because the role was just "too risque." The funniest part of this whole thing is that, apparently, the folks who offered her the role also promised her an Oscar. Says pops: "The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I was like, 'We'll just buy a little man (Oscar) and keep our clothes on.'" Wait, did he just say he's going to buy his daughter an Oscar? And are the filmmakers that desperate to get a name -- any name -- for their film that they're promising Oscars? I hate to say it, but showing your big boobs on the big screen is not going to win this little lady a golden statue. It'll land her a spot on the front page of Mr. Skin -- and that's about it.
They don't say the role, but I imagine it might have something to do with that planned Jenna Jameson biopic. Keep in mind this is just me speculating, but word had it the folks behind that film (and Jenna herself) originally wanted Scarlett Johansson for the role. I imagine it has to be pretty embarrassing for Jenna that it's gone from Johansson to Simpson ... and the latter turned it down! If there was ever a point where you might begin re-thinking whether your life story was worthy of the big-screen treatment, I'd say offering the lead role to Jessica Simpson and having her turn it down might be a sign to quit while you're not ahead. As much as Papa Joe keeps trying to turn Simpson into a major movie star (coincidentally, that's also the name of her next movie), it's just not happening. Recently it was reported that Joe had a big hand in yanking Simpson's newest flick, Blonde Ambition, from the release schedule because the competition was too great and (to quote an insider) "Jessica gives a terrible performance." Hey, but according to some, she's just one nekked role away from an Oscar. So what do we know?










Reader Comments (Page 4 of 6)
8-01-2007 @ 1:41AM
Rick said...
Oscar Mayer hahahahaha stil lmao
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8-01-2007 @ 1:51AM
Terry Malone said...
Jessica who? I raised two daughters, if they ever tried to act in a porn show I would drop them on their heads, then tell them to get a job. When I fall down, I get right back up. When applying the brake, your life is in your foots hands.
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8-01-2007 @ 1:55AM
Steve Hartman said...
Way to go, Jessica and PA! I just love folks who take the high road. Beside, eating cake is never as good as dreaming of the first bite! :)
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8-01-2007 @ 2:01AM
Stevo said...
I haven't seen any of J.S.'s movies. The Dukes movie cast looked weak. There is no beating the original series. But I say "way to go" to her for not taking such a sleazy role. Jenna- what a waste. A sewer lifestyle.
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8-01-2007 @ 2:10AM
Lucy said...
Oh my. If Jessica wants to do porn, I would so volunteer to be her co-star.
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8-01-2007 @ 2:15AM
Jon Bodack said...
Jessica Simpson is a very nice person and a good woman! I don't think she would ever take her clothes off like that!
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8-01-2007 @ 2:27AM
evan said...
wait until the looks disappear and the plastic melts. stupid bitch and her father. two daughters with zero talent. find a job joe
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8-01-2007 @ 2:31AM
Stevo said...
Lisa (#33) and Susan (#41) make good points. As for Michele (#49), sure Jenna may make a high amount of money for little "work" time, but at what cost? Her soul. And don't use "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" to justify evil behaviour. People are fallable, but evil is evil. Word!
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8-01-2007 @ 2:36PM
Krista said...
I would beg Scarlett to NOT be in this movie...simply because my boyfriend would lock himself in his room with the DVD and I'd probably never see him again.
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8-01-2007 @ 3:11AM
adrianne said...
He meant he could buy a plastic (fake) Oscar. They're everywhere in L.A. My sister bought me one as well.
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8-01-2007 @ 3:23AM
mikey said...
listen hands down jessica simpson is the hottest girl on earth and you all know it sooo stop haten. everyone would love to see her in pron but you konw that for all the money in the world she wouldnt do it. so relax everyone and stop making a big deal out of nothing
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8-01-2007 @ 3:39AM
Brandon said...
Shes the most over rated singer/actress this side of Lindsay Lohag
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8-01-2007 @ 4:11AM
Robert Clifford said...
what else can she do just lay there and take it,i dont think she could even pull off moaning or groaning,lol,thats all thats left of her is a sex doll,come one come all.she is just a human condom
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8-01-2007 @ 4:16AM
AL said...
Rumor actually was that they called her sister Ashley and not Jessica, but Ashley couldn't respond because her voice dubbing machine malfunctioned.
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8-01-2007 @ 4:24AM
michaellor3nz0 said...
So, she doesn't want to play a sleazy whore. Something wrong with that? wtf? Give me a break.
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8-02-2007 @ 2:42AM
denise said...
would she even know that was what she was doing was porn? i mean, come on, remember the whole "chicken or tuna?" question.
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8-01-2007 @ 6:29AM
Dan said...
What will they call the movie "Daisy Duke does Dallas"?
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8-01-2007 @ 6:49AM
Cearralyn said...
Jameson may be a porn star, but she is very pretty. Scarlett J. has a good figure and is a good actress, but she is NOT pretty in the face. She needs a ton of makeup to look better than average. I just fail to see how anyone actually finds her attractive. Simpson is not a very good actress, but at least she is pretty.
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8-01-2007 @ 6:56AM
Mark Manozzi said...
I don't know (or care) about anyone else out there, but personally, I'd pay serious money for a porn movie with Jessica Simpson in it!
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8-01-2007 @ 7:41AM
Satan said...
Jessica was the perfect choice, beauty, the body, it's our loss, guess daddy want's to keep her all to himself.
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