Jessica Simpson Turns Down Porn
Filed under: Casting, RumorMonger, Fandom
Although they do not say which role she turned down, Jessica Simpson's father/manager says the actress turned down the chance to play a porn star in an upcoming movie because the role was just "too risque." The funniest part of this whole thing is that, apparently, the folks who offered her the role also promised her an Oscar. Says pops: "The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I was like, 'We'll just buy a little man (Oscar) and keep our clothes on.'" Wait, did he just say he's going to buy his daughter an Oscar? And are the filmmakers that desperate to get a name -- any name -- for their film that they're promising Oscars? I hate to say it, but showing your big boobs on the big screen is not going to win this little lady a golden statue. It'll land her a spot on the front page of Mr. Skin -- and that's about it.
They don't say the role, but I imagine it might have something to do with that planned Jenna Jameson biopic. Keep in mind this is just me speculating, but word had it the folks behind that film (and Jenna herself) originally wanted Scarlett Johansson for the role. I imagine it has to be pretty embarrassing for Jenna that it's gone from Johansson to Simpson ... and the latter turned it down! If there was ever a point where you might begin re-thinking whether your life story was worthy of the big-screen treatment, I'd say offering the lead role to Jessica Simpson and having her turn it down might be a sign to quit while you're not ahead. As much as Papa Joe keeps trying to turn Simpson into a major movie star (coincidentally, that's also the name of her next movie), it's just not happening. Recently it was reported that Joe had a big hand in yanking Simpson's newest flick, Blonde Ambition, from the release schedule because the competition was too great and (to quote an insider) "Jessica gives a terrible performance." Hey, but according to some, she's just one nekked role away from an Oscar. So what do we know?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)
7-30-2007 @ 1:10PM
AutomagV said...
I would gladly give my pinky toe for Scarlett Johansson to be in this movie.
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7-30-2007 @ 1:27PM
Rich said...
Porn is about the only thing Jessica Simpson has the acting talent for.
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7-30-2007 @ 4:46PM
LRS62 said...
I would lay down some cash money to bet that she couldn't even do THAT correctly.
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7-30-2007 @ 10:28PM
Scott Weinberg said...
If Scarlett Johansson stars in a Jenna Jameson biopic, the film will make more money than Titanic.
From my wallet alone.
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7-31-2007 @ 8:51PM
jim said...
who wants to see a movie about a pornstar havent we seen enough of her already?
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7-31-2007 @ 8:41PM
Syn said...
Jessica Simpson was born to lay there and be a porn star but than again does she have the intelligence to pull that off? I keep thinking back to how bad of an actress she truely is.
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7-31-2007 @ 8:55PM
Lenk said...
You know she probably would win an oscar for porn. They gave Halle Berry one for screwing Billy Bob!
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7-31-2007 @ 9:01PM
angel said...
There is nothing sexual about Jessica Simpson. She is a strained singer and a stiff and stilted talker. I do not get the fascination with her. I think she looks like a man in drag and that skunk line going down the center of her head is shameful. Good career move though: cuz, where Do you go after a porn bio?
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7-31-2007 @ 9:08PM
Bear 401 said...
A biopic about a porn queen? Please, give me a break. Jameson's "life story" isn't worth the time & money it would take to make it. If she wants to make it, just make it a porno & she can "act" in it herself.
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7-31-2007 @ 9:19PM
photoego said...
I thought Scarlett was confirmed.
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8-01-2007 @ 2:09PM
Cheryl Shapiro said...
She is so lame. I too, do not understand what all the fuss is about. She's an ignorant slut.
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7-31-2007 @ 9:20PM
Ralph Garcia said...
If Jessica Simpson starred in a movie as a porn star, he ex-husband Nick "Lackey" Lachey would run as fast as he could to her and knock her doors down as he would want her again. Remember when they were married, Lachey had himself a virgin wife on his honeymoon. But no, he wanted strippers and porn stars. He even flew to Las Vegas, seedy nightclubs in Miami, seedy LA clubs to be with strippers and porn star. Then he drooled over porn starlet Jessica James or Jessica Jaymes when he could have been at home with his wife. Lachey likes sloppy seconds and germ infested sex.
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7-31-2007 @ 9:29PM
Robert said...
Why not offer it to Rosie?
That BIG FAT PIG!
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7-31-2007 @ 9:32PM
Rob said...
eww,eww,eww.J.Simpson is nasty.Eww again.
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7-31-2007 @ 9:35PM
Wes said...
ground control to major tom
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7-31-2007 @ 9:37PM
Ex-Airline Employee said...
I'd gladly give her and her dad an Oscar to not "act" anymore. She may have a name, but she cannot act at all. What is Hollywood coming to? Are they just that desperate? Why not find someone who doesn't have a name but can act and has the heart for it? Oh wait, that would be way too easy.
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7-31-2007 @ 9:39PM
Cherie said...
I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one that noticed Halle's Oscar was for nothing but sex. I didn't know that was a requirement for winning and Oscar. Somebody ought to tell Kate Hepburn and Merl Streep.
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7-31-2007 @ 9:47PM
terry said...
hell, she's showed ALL for FREE so far. Why not get paid for it in a movie?????
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8-13-2007 @ 5:57PM
rs said...
Ohh gawwd. Not Simspon!! She can's act,sing or stay married. (a guarantee of sex) and now she wants to manipulate us by "turning down" her chance to play a cheap whore?
1st of all she already is one.
2nd, angel (above) is right..she looks like a guy in drag (more like a little mini me 4 Joe Simpson with tata's)
3rd being offered a porn flick it's proof that every inch of Hollywood's industry has exhausted itself in trying to make Jessica good at anything. Whereas the only thing she's good at is failing and making a fool of herself over and over again & losing the battle of trying to win us with her "oh so original" merchandise. Bug off.
Yeah, we need some anti-Jessica spray to keep her out of the mainstream out of our electronics and out of this country.
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7-31-2007 @ 9:48PM
JOHN said...
Eric Davis is an idiot reviewer with sophomoric views! Jessica Simpson is talented enough,obviously has more success than Mr. Davis! How prestigious is reviewing for AOL!
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