The Invasion: Insert Caption
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Just like the internet itself, a photo of people presumably using the net yields infinite possibilities. Or at least 192, the number of captions we got for last week's Bourne Ultimatum contest. So what did we learn, besides that 75 percent of said possibilities in some way or another relate to porn? Well, apparently not everyone knows what "movie swag" is, as in, this week's winners will be receiving swag from The Bourne Ultimatum. Sorry, industry lingo. Swag is actually an acronym, I think, for "Stuff We A-holes Get" from movie studios at junkets or by mail that promote their films. It can range from tee-shirts to underwear to food to drug paraphernalia. And we love it (especially the underwear!), which is why we're glad to share it with you (on the weeks we can't give away guitars or HD players, that is). But enough about that, congrats to our winners.
1. "You mean I had a MySpace page the whole time?" -- Sang K.
2. "Sorry, Matt, but I just can't figure out how to delete 'Bagger Vance' from you IMDB page."
-- David C.
3. "Yes. I will send Ben the picture of you and Martin Scorsese again." -- Bob H.
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This week we've got a photo of Nicole Kidman looking nice and crrrrr-azy from the horror remake The Invasion. She plays a psychiatrist good for a few freak-outs once aliens start occupying the bodies of humans everywhere (and here they thought they'd be greeted as liberators). Writers of our three favorite captions will win -- you guessed it -- swag from the movie, including a hat, tee-shirt, espresso beans and a flashlight that goes on by shaking it. Told ya swag is random. Good luck!
UPDATE: WINNERS ANNOUNCED! Click Here
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)
8-10-2007 @ 2:15PM
Porchland said...
"No, I did not know he was gay when I married him!"
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8-10-2007 @ 5:33PM
Brad B said...
"Why is everyone looking at me like that?!? Will Ferrell was in 'Bewitched' too, ya know!"
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8-10-2007 @ 2:26PM
Bus said...
My god Tom was right, Xenu is back!
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8-10-2007 @ 2:32PM
Adam Pate said...
Oops... I farted.
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8-10-2007 @ 2:39PM
John said...
She who smelt it delt it.
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8-10-2007 @ 2:40PM
Rich Drees said...
What's everybody looking at over there that's more important than my boobs?
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8-10-2007 @ 2:40PM
Rich Drees said...
What's everybody looking at over there that's more important than my boobs?
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8-10-2007 @ 2:42PM
Sarah said...
So if that's kraft services, then hair and makeup must be...
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8-10-2007 @ 2:44PM
jasfoto said...
Damn! Are they all Scientologists?
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8-10-2007 @ 2:44PM
Bryan B. said...
Don't make me come over there...
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8-10-2007 @ 2:53PM
CPav said...
Maybe if I edge away quietly, I can get out of this dreck and back to my Oscar-nominated career.
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8-10-2007 @ 3:01PM
erle.doweary said...
Where did all these Scientologists come from? Tom!!!!
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8-10-2007 @ 3:09PM
Erik V. said...
Damn you Katie Holmes! That spotlight was MINE!
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8-10-2007 @ 3:29PM
jackryan said...
"Hey Nicole, tell us about you starring in the sequel to Eyes Wide Shut?"
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8-10-2007 @ 3:29PM
BigTed said...
"My gosh, it's like a scene right out of 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers'! Only not as interesting!"
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8-10-2007 @ 3:32PM
joe.payo said...
Look! Here comes Ms. Ephron with the "Bewitched 2" script!
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8-10-2007 @ 3:33PM
BigTed said...
"I have to make sure everyone sees me as an expressionless, emotionless zombie. Thank goodness for Botox!"
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8-10-2007 @ 3:38PM
Kryptinite said...
"Tommy didn't use to do that to me!"
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8-10-2007 @ 3:44PM
Kevin Oshea said...
Oh great, its Tom. Don't make eye contact, just gotta look the other way...
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8-10-2007 @ 3:44PM
Todd G. said...
It was eyes wide open, even for ex-Nicole Kidman, as Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes paraded baby Suri down Hollywood Boulevard for their annual Feed The Starving Paparazzi charity drive.
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