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Cinematical Seven: Movie Stars About to Fall Off the A-List

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It's always a difficult task picking and choosing which stars are or aren't on the A-list. It's not like Hollywood puts out an official list each year, and I'm not crazy about letting the gossip rags define for me who is and isn't among the best of the best. So, the following is based solely on my opinion, and will most certainly be up for debate. Basically, I made these choices based on the actor (or actress') recent track record, including box office take, and also took into account how valuable their name currently is to a film. Feel free to disagree ... or, even better, agree. That said, here are my choices for seven stars about to fall off the A-List:

Jake Gyllenhaal -- While it may take an actor awhile to land on the A-list, there is an express lane and that includes starring in one, over-the-top controversial film. For Gyllenhaal, as well as Heath Ledger, that movie was Brokeback Mountain. Unlike Ledger though (who decided to take a risk and play an iconic villain in next summer's The Dark Knight), Gyllenhaal followed up Brokeback with Proof, Jarhead and Zodiac. Granted, the last film won high praise from critics, but no one went to see it. What would it take for Gyllenhaal to remain on the A-List (and not slide into ensemble hell)? A high-profile romance might. An Oscar-worthy performance might. But Gyllenhaal is interested in neither at this point (Rendition? Eh?), so look for his star to slowly fade until someone convinces him to do Brokeback: The Prequel.

Reese Witherspoon -- And speaking of fading stars, Reese Witherspoon (who co-stars alongside Gyllenhaal in Rendition) has been falling faster than a sorority girl at a keg party. The gal broke onto the A-List following her Oscar-winning performance in Walk the Line, but then chose to follow it up with two bizarre comedies: Just Like Heaven and Penelope. The latter hit the festival circuit, then test screened for what felt like a year -- and, well, I don't even think it ever came out. At least not yet. Apart from Rendition, it appears she'll most likely go the Kate Hudson route: Just keep making romantic comedies until people stop going to see them. For those who absolutely loved films like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Alabama, I guess that ain't such a bad thing.


Robert De Niro -- This is a tough choice, because some would argue that De Niro will forever have a place on the A-List. But whereas his appearance in a film used to be something special -- something to really promote -- it's now become simply something to mention. Let's take a look at his last few films: Stardust, The Good Shepherd, Arthur and the Invisibles, Hide and Seek and The Bridge of San Luis Rey. Is there a memorable performance found in any of those films? Want me to back up more -- Meet the Fockers, Shark Tale and Godsend. While he might be re-teaming with Al Pacino on the upcoming Righteous Kill, it sort of reminds me of a charity fight between two aging boxers. And, in that case, it seems De Niro has officially gone done for the count.

Jamie Foxx -- Unlike De Niro, some would argue Jamie Foxx ditched the A-List shortly after he followed up his Oscar-winning performance in Ray with a film about an out-of-control fighter jet. Yup, I'm talking about Stealth. Contrary to what you might think, it takes more than one role to knock someone off the A-list (see: Halle Berry). Both Jarhead and Miami Vice were disappointing, in my opinion, and the man was greatly overshadowed by three girls and Eddie Murphy in Dreamgirls. It seems Foxx can't hold a film by himself anymore, and I wouldn't be surprised if he plays out the rest of his career as part of one ensemble cast after another. Case in point: his last film and his next, The Kingdom.

Robin Williams -- I'm sad to include his name on this list, but Robin Williams has been annoying the hell out of me lately. Do I even need to list the bombs he's starred in over the past several years? And watching him dial in a lame performance during this summer's License to Wed simply proved the man passed his prime 12 exits ago. Knocked out at the wheel, cruise control has taken him through such gems as RV, Man of the Year, Night at the Museum, The Big White, The Night Listener -- ugh, somebody stop me! What happened to Robin Williams? Did getting sober actually hurt his career? If someone doesn't throw together a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel -- and fast -- Williams will soon become the old guy who sits on a park bench and drools. "Aww, isn't he cute feeding all those pigeons?"

Nicole Kidman -- As much as I absolutely adore Nicole Kidman, her name now reminds me of one of those boring national monuments that you just have to see because it's famous. No longer does Kidman draw a mass audience; in order to find her last wildly successful film (that wasn't animated), we have to go all the way back to 2001 for The Others. Granted, The Hours and Cold Mountain both made a profit, but they weren't as popular as, say, Moulin Rouge. Skipping The Invasion (which I don't think will do tremendous business), Kidman's only hope is The Golden Compass. If she can soar in that film, the gal might have a chance to win back the mainstream audience. But if hubby Keith Urban keeps making return trips to the local rehab, she'll need a little more than a compass to find her way back on the A-List.

Sean Penn -- I Am Sam, Mystic River and 21 Grams put Sean Penn back on the A-List map, but his annoying political talk and nasty attitude -- coupled with the disappointing All the King's Men -- have combined to push one of my favorite actors to the A-List edge. His next film, Crossing Over, boasts one helluva ensemble cast (and that's where Penn seems most comfortable), but I'd love to see another Dead Man Walking or Casualties of War out of the guy before his massive ego steals him away forever.

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