Resurrecting the Champ: Insert Caption
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Before we congratulate our winners for last week's Insert Caption contest for The Invasion, we'd like to send a special shout out to a couple runners up: Rich ("What's everybody looking at over there that's more important than my boobs?") and Brent ("I think something just invaded my butt."). The eighth grader inside of us really, really wanted to award y'all. You made us LOL, for real, and we don't LOL that often. We "haha" all the time, sure, but the true LOL is rare. Keep on playing, fellas. Now our top three from last week:
1. "I wish Daniel Craig would change in his trailer instead of making us all look the other way."
-- Cesare G.
2. "The 'Thriller' battle with prison inmates gets serious."
-- Jonathan C
3. "Where did all these Scientologists come from? Tom!!!"
-- Erle D.
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This week we bring you a pic of Josh Hartnett and Samuel L. Jackson from the upcoming flick Resurrecting the Champ. Writers of our three favorite captions will win a signed poster and sweatshirt from the movie, plus a Yari Film Group DVD pack that includes The Painted Veil, The Illusionist and Haven. In other news, I'm off to Europe for the next couple weeks (where I plan to only take pictures that would yield side-splitting captions) but Insert Caption will continue with the help of my colleagues, who I've bribed with the promise of exotic magnets (and possibly even some paper clips). Till then...
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
8-17-2007 @ 1:36PM
Curt said...
"Hehe, well shit. Maybe I should've said no to Snakes on a Plane. Hindsight. Gotta quarter?"
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8-17-2007 @ 2:00PM
ness265 said...
Don't you think Britney looks a lot like Bruce or Demi now??
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8-17-2007 @ 2:03PM
Jim said...
Well look at that - a humorous Ziggy comic
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8-17-2007 @ 5:35PM
William Goss said...
You weren't lying when you said someone out there actually liked Hollywood Homicide!
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8-17-2007 @ 2:33PM
joe.payo said...
Thanks to the article, "Buddy Cop Redemption: Why Films Like 'Hollywood Homicide' And 'The Man' Deserve Our Praise," Josh and Sam pack up their cans and return home.
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8-17-2007 @ 2:43PM
blake said...
according to Champ, cine-MAG-ical consistently rates the highest amongst the homeless population.
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8-17-2007 @ 2:45PM
Anthony Terrezza said...
Look, it say's here... these cans get me another pack of smokes.
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8-17-2007 @ 2:45PM
John R said...
"Oh, wait. I guess I already did play a homelss person! WTF?!
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8-17-2007 @ 2:52PM
Nik Brisbane said...
Damn ... a printing press made from cans and a plastic bag ... I didn't think I'd live to see this day.
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8-17-2007 @ 2:54PM
Bus said...
The cast for the Bubba Ho-tep sequel includes Samuel L. Jackson as Michael Jackson and Josh Hartnett as Princess Di.
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8-18-2007 @ 1:35AM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
Well, will you look at that. It says here that Samuel L. Jackson is doing a sequel to Snakes on a Plane. It will be called Tarantulas on a Train.
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8-17-2007 @ 3:05PM
ltg said...
Look at that, Hollywood Homicide and The Caveman's Valentine in a Mother F'ing DVD 2-pack at Best Buy.
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8-17-2007 @ 3:09PM
Peter said...
See? Right there. I told you they had pictures of ladies in their underpants. Mmmm-mmmm. Now how about that quarter?
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8-17-2007 @ 3:11PM
Jay Hester said...
Hey Josh, I guess the reviews for "40 Days and 40 Nights of the Caveman's Valentine" aren't that bad after all.
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8-17-2007 @ 3:14PM
Joshua said...
It's just like the broacher says. The new 2008 Grocery Cart model comes equipted with air bags and can carry over three more bags of cans!
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8-17-2007 @ 3:18PM
Adam C said...
Hey Josh! Looks like someone else besides us saw Snakes on a Plane this weekend.
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8-17-2007 @ 3:24PM
aaron lopez said...
Ah man,I can't wait to wipe my ass with this
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8-17-2007 @ 3:28PM
jackryan said...
So that's what's Marcellus Wallace looks like, oh whoops.
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8-17-2007 @ 3:52PM
chris m said...
"What are you laughin at Sammy?"
"Bankrolling Snakes on a Plane 2 might have me eatin' outta the trash, but nothing makes me feel better than seeing my old buddy Vincent Vega cross dressin' in a fat suit! Now beat it Mutha F@CKA!"
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8-17-2007 @ 4:49PM
techstar25 said...
10 years ago, "Pulp Fiction" became the Academy-award winning movie of 1994. Now, Jules is back in the 21st Century to deliver us one last profanity laced monologue!
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