Balls of Fury: Insert Caption
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As evidenced by our Resurrecting the Champ insert caption entries last week, 99 percent of which included a swear word or some variation of "motherf***ing," all it takes is a photo of Samuel L. Jackson to turn even the most docile blue-haired granny into an f-bomb-dropping badass. Without further motherf***ing ado, here are this week's gloriously foul-mouthed winners:
1. "Hehe, well sh**. Maybe I should've said no to Snakes on a Plane. Hindsight. Got a quarter?"
-- Curt
2. "Ah man, I can't wait to wipe my ass with this."
-- Aaron Lopez
3. "What!! Half off at SuperCuts!!?? Out-Mother-F&%!ing-Standing!!!"
-- Shanec
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This week, we bring you a photo of a mulletted Dan Fogler and a purple-robe-clad Christopher Walken from the upcoming Ping-Pong comedy-epic Balls of Fury. So let the male genitalia puns commence and hit us (not in the Balls, please) with your best caption. Winners will receive Balls of Fury underwear briefs, T-shirt, Ping-Pong paddle and a pack of balls -- just in case, you know, you don't have any of your own.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
8-24-2007 @ 4:58PM
phalange said...
Now...Rise!
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8-24-2007 @ 4:59PM
Henry said...
"White man, you will see something very special. Something that will even be little you or I."
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8-24-2007 @ 5:10PM
Rob said...
"Needs more cowballs."
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8-24-2007 @ 5:19PM
Rob said...
"Now that I've inserted the ball like so, a quick abdominal crunch should shoot it into my hand."
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8-24-2007 @ 5:20PM
Illinoisandback said...
"And now for the happy ending!"
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8-24-2007 @ 5:43PM
Brad B said...
Christopher Walken waves goodbye as the last remaining ounce of respect for his career flies away.
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8-24-2007 @ 6:06PM
aaron lopez said...
"In russian roulette there ARE...NO winners,only losers"
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8-24-2007 @ 6:07PM
mardilpdx said...
Make sure you get his balls.... I mean his ping pong balls, we will need them for later.
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8-24-2007 @ 6:13PM
Cath said...
"I'm too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this robe, too sexy for this wig, too sexy ...."
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8-24-2007 @ 6:29PM
lakaiHIGH said...
"I did not have sexual relations with that...man"
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8-24-2007 @ 6:45PM
Ken Morris said...
Gee Chris, these balls smell like lilacs and orange peels, do you know anything about that?
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8-24-2007 @ 6:49PM
Bus said...
Bram Stoker's Balls of Fury.
I vant to suck your balls!
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8-24-2007 @ 7:10PM
Mark DeVito said...
Excuse me..Excuse me, this is the Liberace Biography movie?
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8-24-2007 @ 7:13PM
Wayne said...
"All ya gotta do is say 'earmuffs' to him and you can say anything..."
"Balls. Of fury."
"I'm just trying to make a point. You don't have to celebrate it."
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8-24-2007 @ 7:32PM
Bruce Findleton said...
"Now THAT'S a hazing. Congrats, you're a Phi Beta Kappa once you've recovered."
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8-24-2007 @ 7:40PM
William Goss said...
And yet another falls victim to the likes of Envy.
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8-24-2007 @ 8:02PM
Joshua Sieben said...
I used to be better at making people fly.
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8-24-2007 @ 8:21PM
Garrett said...
"The check goes here."
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8-24-2007 @ 8:24PM
Todd G. said...
Yes, I see them... and I notice that his come attached to his own paddle.
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8-24-2007 @ 8:34PM
Dave said...
Baptized!
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